Why haven’t we seen Timmy Chalamet’s penis?

Tiny. Teensy. Minuscule.

Yeah!

Princess Tinymeat.

I’ve experienced it. 7.5 inches, full bush, delicious.

Sure r4.

There’s somebody who actually wants to see him naked?

He bears his bony little ass in CMBYN.

Considering he only weighs 90 pounds, I suspect it's long and thin.

I'd love to see him naked.

We've seen his boner.

Nothing to see here! Move along . . .

Timmy could play the lead in a Boogie Nights sequel without a prosthetic.

Ask Eiza Gonzalez to describe it.

It’s big, it’s beautiful, and you’re gonna love it.

TC's penis is delicate and fragile.

It’s always the scrawny little ones who have the surprisingly gargantuan sizemeat.

We saw him with a hardon getting out of a pool or hot tub already. Average for a normal sized man, big for a midget.

It was right after he left the pool after this encounter, R17. The suit was tented very nicely.

Because there *IS* a God.

Here, op.

Are you happy NOW????

And here's his butt crack, as an added bonus.

Now kindly shut the fuck up!

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PS. Eiza Gonzalez was the one who got Timmy all hot and bothered at R20.

He was so horny, he really wanted to stick it in her.

Dirty boy.

Timmy gets a lot of pussy in those orange shorts.

Here he is with Lily Rose Depp.

She’s twice his size R22. I’m surprised those child bearing hips didn’t shatter his pelvis when she was riding that twink cock.

Eiza Gonzalez? I remember when they captured him at gunpoint and shipped him back to Cuba.

So is this guy asexual or what? He hasn't been seen engaging in any PDA since Cabo back in 2020. We can debate about what that episode was all about but I think Eiza was just trying to get a role in the Bob Dylan film when that film was still happening. I really liked him up until that point and then it became clear he was just an insane narcissist addicted to attention. Partying at the height of the pandemic when the rest of us certainly couldn't travel internationally. Anyway I'm starting to think the Kylie thing was just some lame thing his PR people threw at the public to reaffirm that he's into pussy.

His penis is fine. It sends its regards.

His ass is fine. It sends its regards.

[quote]Why haven’t we seen Timmy Chalamet’s penis?

Been asking myself that for years. Where IS that thing?

Lick me on my dong. It's glorious.

At worst, he's sexually inexperienced. At best, I think he carefully chooses who and where to get laid.

He's a complete fucking narcissist and a former childhood bully and brat, as has been discussed on other threads.

He's also a poseur and an attention whore who will always be woke for the benefit of himself. He's a loathsome two-face.

[quote] His ass is fine.

Been asking myself that for years. Where IS that thing?

[quote] He's a complete fucking narcissist and a former childhood bully and brat, as has been discussed on other threads.

Who cares???!!!!

I would get down on my knees and service his big, fat cock on demand.

[quotes] his big, fat cock

I've never seen any proof of his actual cock--a real picture, not just an erection in a baggy swimsuit.

He could have a thin Pinocchio boner. Yuck.

OP, no one in their right mind wants to see that. 🤮

That no-ass, all-bone Auschwitz look is so hawt! 🤮

He has dead eyes; it’s disturbing to look at him.

Op, you say it as if he owes it to you.

[quote] He has dead eyes; it’s disturbing to look at him.

Because he's a sociopath. He enjoyed hurting littler kids. And he was an insufferably spoiled kid.

I want Timmy's sperm deep inside me.

No, R40, it's more of a longing in the OP's heart at this point or maybe just surprised disappointment that his hopes haven't been realized.

I must confess, I've never seen Timmy C. in anything. I keep meaning to but you know how that goes.

You better hurry, R43, before he slips inexorably from B- to C-level actor, doing character parts on tv series.

I think Kylie Jenner's toxic vag has destroyed Timotay's member.

Zero charisma.

[quote] You better hurry, R43, before he slips inexorably from B- to C-level actor, doing character parts on tv series.

Not anytime soon.

Remember, Dune Part II is coming out soon, and he will be back at the top of the A-list once again.

Jealous CUNT.

[quote] Zero charisma.

I swear, that ugly anorexic Austin Butler posts here.

He's so fucking jealous of Timmy.

In fact, so many young actors are jealous of beautiful Timmy, because they think they're better actors, or better looking.

FACT: Timothee has the IT factor that other actors in his age group are lacking.

He has style, and beauty, and talent, and that undefined "je ne sais quoi" that cannot be duplicated.

So keep hating, you fucking hater cunts.

Timmy will be on the A-list for decades to cum.

Timothee's pits...

Heroin CHIC

Don't hate him because he's thin and beautiful.

R47 is Timotay.

R44: When Wonka flops.

[quote] Remember, Dune Part II is coming out soon, and he will be back at the top of the A-list once again.

HAHAHAHA!!! "soon...he will be back at the top..."

Dune Part II will rescue him and hurtle across the A-list universe!

R53: Yeah and then Wonka will come out and he'll fall back down into C list.

Is the A-List universe part of the Known Universe?

Exactly, R54. Wonka will land Timmee covered in shit. Timmee And The Shit Factory.

So many haters on this thread.

Be gone with you all, you HATEFUL BEASTS!

R57=Timmee.

Sorry, cunt. Despite all best efforts you can't make yourself happen.

Join the club bitch.

Heartstopper thread parallels on this thread.

[quote]a former childhood bully and brat, as has been discussed on other threads.

[quote]He enjoyed hurting littler kids. And he was an insufferably spoiled kid.

No one here cares what he was like as a kid. Do you really think Gay men give a fuck? He was a brat? Spoiled? So what? A bully? MARY!! All we want is a look at his dick, and you're going on about his childhood, for fuck's sake. Go bitch about this somewhere else.

He gave chlamydia to half the NYU drama department, if gossip from years ago is to be believed.

He probably fried his junk off from slutting around NYC in his college days.

Those NYC cooches are petri dishes. Young single girls stopped using condoms well before gays did.

R61, people are free to post what they want. What are you, the thread monitor? If you don't like it, you can cunt off, you pathetic Timmee stan.

I don't think I've ever seen a more polarizing and divisive twink. His fans and haters are both equally insane.

There are many reasonable people who disdain him, R64--he's overrated (by the few), he wears ridiculous clothes on red carpets, he's hypocritically woke--do you need more reasons?

[quote] he wears ridiculous clothes on red carpets, he's hypocritically woke--do you need more reasons?

Those are really stupid reasons to hate him.

Those are solid reasons to hate him, R66. And thanks for proving my point, but he's looked far more ridiculous and thirsty than that on other red carpets.

The reason he's so hated is because he's the poster boy of woke, modern feminism - pushing men to be more feminine, gender-neutral, and sensitive. We can separately debate the issues with his personality and talent. I think on some level he's aware of his online hate as evidenced by the fact that he goes into hiding when he has no projects to promote.

The way he dresses indicates hidden vanities. My guess is he's one of those wispy twinks whose dick surprisingly weighs more than they do. It happens.

[quote]The reason he's so hated

Is he really hated anywhere but Datalounge?

The reason he is hated on DL is because he's on DL, an equal opportunity hater.

To Datalounge is to hate.

I don't know some of the comments about him on the Daily Mail have been brutal. I know I know the Daily Mail.

I have it from eye witnesses Tim's junk is 8, medium thick, veiny, sticks out then arcs down, and shoots jets of watery transparent splooge.

[quote]sticks out then arcs down

Downward dong is my least favorite. Eight does compensate, however. Plus it's Tim O'Tay, about whom I do not think critically, as the "critical thinking" shriekers might put it.

Wonka trailer today.

Willy Wonka = bent dick.

"Splooge," R74?

There's also "spooge," which is more common parlance.

He's my kinda frail.

Because want to keep down our lunch, OP.

I thought of Ava and Frank when I was reading this thread yesterday, R81.

[quote] When asked why she stayed with the 119-pound Sinatra, Gardner once replied “Well, I'll tell you—nineteen pounds is cock."

I would service Timmy in two damned seconds, but I do worry about his chlamydia.

[quote]The reason he's so hated is because he's the poster boy of woke, modern feminism - pushing men to be more feminine, gender-neutral, and sensitive.

I can't believe I'm reading something so stupid on DL. Nobody can push men to do anything they don't want.

I would suck his cock at the corner of 45th and Broadway at noon on a Saturday.

He’s a frail waif, so I’m assuming he’s keeping his 2” away from the media, and supposed “girlfriends” as well.

I can’t imagine that delicate flower would break major bones if he engaged in actual fornication.

[quote]I would suck his cock at the corner of 45th and Broadway at noon on a Saturday.

Pics please.