LEO DICAPRIO

He exits the car like a lady. 💄👸💋

I think he's ridiculous, only dating women young enough to his daughters. Grow up and marry Lukas Haas already.

He can't even drive it, can he? 😂

He’s never going to grow up.

How did this fit in with his environmental hypocrisy?

He's not even driving his own Porsche? Then what's the point of having one?

Can't this garbage dick do us all a solid and either

A) Die during the plastic surgery he swears he's never had

B) Finally get caught fucking underage trim

Yeah, he lectures us on being kind to the environment and all that crap. Yet constantly flies on private jets which pollute the earth much more than regular cars do. The wealthy contribute way more to pollution than regular people do. It's wealthy petroleum companies that have lobbied against renewable and nuclear energies for decades. Corporations dispose of so much plastic waste into the ocean. I'm so happy, celebrity culture is dying, so we don't have to hear more hypocrisy

You'd think that someone his age who was "straight" would have had a kid at some point. It's too bad Tobey Maguire can't get pregnant.

R8 Tobey Maguire is decades too old for Leo's aging cock.

Question: that person in the grey top in the background, boy or girl?

Aren’t his girlfriends too young to get pregnant?

12-year-olds can get pregnant, r11.

I don't get why people care what he does one way or the other?

R11 He certainly hopes so.

No matter. He can still pull a Pacino and father an heir when he's 85.

Although the whole "quiet money" trend is as tiresome as all the rest, at least it has the benefit of not being loud and gaudy.

I wish celebrities, like DiCaprio, would embrace this trend like they have so many other less appealing ones.

I’ve always liked him

[quote]He exits the car like a lady.

Ankles together, and pivot. You don't want to look like a WHORE.

[quote]He exits the car like a lady.

or an old man getting out of a car low to the ground. DLers should be able to identify with that.

[quote]He exits the car like a lady.

Remember, Britney, Paris and Lindsay?

That's how you get out of a car!

R5 Fuck off, it’s a sports car not an SUV. We can only fight climate change with big measures.

R20 it's not a very green-friendly car though, is it? Big emissions. Change needs to start with yourself as Leo likes to pontificate.

I respect him for remaining childfree. Everyone doesn’t have to breed, do they?

He'll probably have a child once he hits fifty because he'll want someone to leave his fortune to.

There was probably a bodyguard or two near him. They know how to blend.

[quote]He'll probably have a child once he hits fifty because he'll want someone to leave his fortune to.

What, isn't he in his 60s?

Set up PR , Paid for by Leo. Hey Leo ! Ya not foolin us.

Leonardo di capriio is super boring, he is a serviceable actor with body issues (kudos) but his personal life will destroy an earth coming comett, the signs are that stringent

Perpetual youth

His tastes have changed. He's on Loisaida looking for Latino dick.

He's an attention whore but pretends to want his privacy. He's slick. He was a cocky wise guy when young and he's still a cocky wise guy in middle age. I don't get who buys he's so down to earth and humble when all he does is show off.

R27 what body issues?

He's SO overrated as an actor. Team Joaquin.

I can’t wait for the pithy HBO max documentary about this queen in 30-40 years.

I guess he's hoping to attract HOT TWINKS 👱‍♂️ with that car.

Rumor is that he drinks too much

Girls?!! Yuck!!!

He’s a gross man

I never thought he was hot or even beautiful. Just pleasant looking when younger. He could be sexy though when young, in a naughty impish way. He had his last moment of sexiness in Shutter Island, after that it was over.

The Beach, Blood Diamond, The Departed and Shutter Island is where he looked his sexiest.

R38- I NEVER thought he had any curb appeal.

R7 would rather have hypocrisy from family values conservatives who use the Bible against gays but love divorce and adultery

R41 I'd rather have neither. Not everything is black-and-white sweetie. I rather listen to scientists and experts. Not famous people who think they know everything.

Having an opinion isn't the same thing as claiming to know everything, sweetie. Celebrities are allowed to have opinions just like everyone else. I'd wager most celebrities probably have higher IQs than most Republican politicians

Lukas Haas wasted his hot years waiting for that ring

Although...... Thats what it's like getting out of a Porsche...... Getting in, I feel like I am about to sit on the floor, getting out, I practically need a hoist..... Beautiful cars I appreciate, my mom had a 911 in the 90's. Fantastic car, so fun to drive.

R43 Nobody brought up Republicans but you. I just hate being lectured by hypocrites no matter what their political orientation is. Yeah they they have their opinions and I have the right to criticize it.

It's always the loud ones who are hypocrites. I take you are being presumptuous and assuming I'm a Republican. I really don't get what's the matter with you. You realize many "white liberal" celebrities are closet Republicans right? They hate paying taxes and privately vote in their interests. They may not be religious bigots or antivaxxers but they sure don't give a shit about the poor like they claim nor do they care about each other. So don't kiss their asses.

If it’s true about Leo and Lukas then I feel bad for the latter…he’s pretty much abandoned his own career to be at Leo’s beck and call. Like a gay version of Waity Katie.