David Corenswet’s bulge is causing a stir

I wonder....I mean he's very good looking but not much on an actor.

Doesn't this belong on one of those "underwhelmed" threads?

Maybe it’s a sanitary pad. He looks like he may be wetting himself.

R2 it’s soft.

He looks like he's wearing wet underwear. Can't he afford a speedo?

Yeah, that doesn't look like Lycra to me at all, just regular boxers. With a sock stuffed inside for PR purposes.

That doesn’t look like a sock. The shape isn’t of a sock. And he’s clearly wearing underwear. How many men wear speedos in the states? Not much. That’s a foreign thing. Here we wear shorts.

I was expecting more muscles. Is he playing Superboy?

He was just cast r8. Clearly he would be given a trainer to bulk up and train for months before they ever start filming. That’s how it works.

Daddy dick in training

In compensation, I'm seeing a tragic case of tinynips there.

Those wet shorts are not anatomically accurate. I will need to inspect the real thing for verificatia.

Every time there's a new Superman cast, there's some photo that goes viral suggesting the dick is huge.

I’ve only seen him in Affairs of State, but he definitely had a healthy bulge in that.

Sigh

No wonder he didn't go full-frontal in "Hollywood"; he had plenty of opportunities written into the script.