OMG! Gronk is NAKED to me!!

Thank You for this ! Always had a crush on him.

I don't care that he has a small dick for a man over 6' tall (maybe he's a grower). I just wish he left his bush down there - not liking the smooth look on his dick. Makes his dick look smaller, instead of bigger - which is the intention of most guys removing their bush.

Get the fuck outta here Opee. That is NOT Gronk’s Jonk

My AI Chatbot says still hawt.

A Gronking To Forget

The Gronk.

A new princess is crowned.

Clothed or naked, hairy or hairless, I find this guy completely sexless and like the proverbial Ken-doll.

That said, I've heard he's one of the nicest guys in sports.

What are his goh-to shoez?

Why would anyone bother to photoshop such a tiny dick?

I’ve never seen a more repulsive member. The hairless component only makes it more so. 🤮

I think he’s tremendous.

I don't care about the tiny meat, either, but please stop shaving!

Call us, Gronk! We have a Brand Ambassador opportunity for you.

His dick is adorable!

Dollface alert!

R14 I thought the same thing. It’s a cute penis. No not huge but still nice to look at. My ex looked modest like that but hit 7” hard.

So close to total hotness if only he had hair.

[quote] My ex looked modest like that but hit 7” hard.

Looks like he's hard, already, in some of the photos, the GIF with the football. I thought maybe it looked erect due to motion and flopping. But in the football GIF, he's in motion and the penis stays pointing upwards.

Maybe SI requested he shave the pubes for the shoot. I've always said I don't want to have sex with him, I just want to suds him up and rub oil into him while he says goofy shit. He has a beautiful body.

Hot. 👅

LPSG has the video. It’s real.

Link please, R20.

Tiny meat, anyone?

It looks like AI graphics

BDF sometimes lies

Photoshopped - I doubt he would shave his pubes and everyone has stated how large he is (even Tom Brady)

OP, very very very bad in getting our hopes up!!!

As a wise woman once said, “I ain’t got time for lil dick tasting’.”

Gronk has a dinky? 😭

I don’t believe those photos are him.

Fake

The Greeks would call it a very civilized penis.

Here’s the video. It’s all real. Men his age shave.

LPSG.

Screencap.

Proof positive that shaving your pubes does NOT make your junk look bigger. Quite the opposite, in fact. It emphasizes how tiny it is.

God, you people are gullible jackasses.

NFL contracts have morality clauses in them. A player posing naked, much less a player posing with an erection, would be disciplined by the league in a New York minute. And that's not even taking the derision the player would take from fans, players and sportscasters into consideration.

You just know one of us printed these out and is the process of making a collage.

A letdown. Shit, he even makes Favre look big in comparison.

At least it’s cut.

Bigger than Brady's.

r30 the Greeks wouldn't have thought of a circumcised dick as civilized.

[quote]At least it’s cut.

Yes, in half.

That can't seriously be real....or he is the all time grower not shower

Gronk always reminds me of that guy who farts really loud and then laughs about it 😂

R40, the Greeks did not dismiss the quality of civilization among the Jews or Egyptians, both of which famously incorporated circumcision into their way of life.

It gets really fat.

He has just never done it for me. He's tall, and he's in good shape, but he's got a butterface and he always seems a Baby Huey type to me.

Next…

r39, 80 (nanometers) for Brady.

That's a normal-sized, flaccid cock.

Are we so conditioned from porn to expect every man to be swinging logs between their legs?

If that's really his pecker I must write and offer my sympathies to his partner.

So Gronk is the "Puny Cocklet Troll"?

A shame, it appears mutilated.

R30. The Greeks valued the foreskin. Cutting it off was considered uncivilized.

No one with BDE would act like a clown frat boy into his 30s. It's not so shocking he's got a mini rod. Bet he's terrible in bed to boot. Probably sloppy and selfish.

Wrong, r35. Watch the fucking video.

R35, the photos were officially released. He did it. The pix of his dick leaked. Are you mentally retarded? A lot of NFL players pose nude with shit covering their junk.

Gronk is 6'6" and 260lbs - EVERYTHING is going to look small next to that.

Frankly, even if it's not an optical illusion, I don't care. He has the type of body that gets my engine going - big, tall, muscular, not too ripped.

I would be happy to console him if he's distressed about his cock size.

Anyone remember Padma Lakshmi leaving a puddle on the floor as she basically offered on camera to blow Gronk?

What can I say? I need a big dick.

same gurl, same

I’m devastated

He has a derrrrr face, which is quite hot. Not a butter fact. He’s a magnificent specimen

Miss Teabow is so upset by this evidence of Gronk's underwhelming endowment...

she will spend the rest of the evening with her sewing machine

and she is NOT to be interrupted

R35 is a trans-Mormon from Mars…but that post made me chuckle.

[quote]That's a normal-sized, flaccid cock.

You're very kind.

[quote]Proof positive that shaving your pubes does NOT make your junk look bigger. Quite the opposite, in fact. It emphasizes how tiny it is.

It also makes it look more juvenile.

I’m not interested in his dick. I’m an ass man. I do like the fact that he’s hairless.

"Click to Enlarge"

It didn't work . . .

Carl Nassib is probably similarly proportioned.

Same with JJ Watt.

Does he have a hot puss-he?

Goddamnit. I REFUSE to believe that's real.

Your turn, Jimmy Garoppolo!

I'd tap that.

I'd tap that twice.

R46 and R54, I agree with you. The body and the height are spectacular and I don't mind the penis size (not everyone is so loose that they need a Mack truck up there in order to feel something), but the face is unfortunate and the baffling levels of stupidity, immaturity and dullness make him super unattractive. However, he does appear to be a rather inoffensive, tranquil and pleasant individual.

R61, La Tebow is probably a size queen and it's likely he was taking fellow butter face Aaron Hernandez's truncheon while squealing with delight. NO ONE believes that a normal heterosexual man, no matter how repressed, would wait for so long to get married as a virgin and limit sexual interaction to pre-planned events, just because God says you must have children.

R35, About a dozen posed full frontal photos of NFL players have surfaced on the Internet and there was no retribution from the NFL.

Personally, I'd like to watch a three way between Gronk, JJ Watt, and Nasib.

Can you imagine two of them spit roasting the third - in all six possible combinations.

The vast majority of us on DL are men. Gay men. We know how dicks work. No one has any idea what Gronk's nubbin turns into when he's ready to fuck.

[quote]not everyone is so loose that they need a Mack truck up there in order to feel something

Are you using your magnifying glass to read again today grandpa?

R35 Every contract and 'morality clause' can be broken - depending on how good the player's attorney is. If his agent had any good reason for Gronk to pose nude (say, a charity event) the NFL will not enforce the clause.

[quote][R35] Every contract and 'morality clause' can be broken - depending on how good the player's attorney is. If his agent had any good reason for Gronk to pose nude (say, a charity event) the NFL will not enforce the clause.

Not to mention that morality clauses require them to prove that the behavior somehow caused harm to the employer's image. "Morality" is also a moving target based on what is and is not sufficiently socially unacceptable so as the cause harm to that image. There was a time when cheating or being gay would cause sufficient public outrage as to damage the employer's image. Posing nude today wouldn't even cause a minor flutter unless he was posing nude with little girls in suggestive poses or some such.

R81 Exactly, Now, football players can beat up their girlfriends / wives, rape someone they met at a bar, and threaten to kill their drug dealer (and make the headlines for all of this) and STLL renew with their team for a higher salary. There is no such thing as 'bad publicity' any more when it comes to professional sports.

They can even kiss their sons on the mouth!

I imagined Gronk has a large, thick bush. Maybe he does. That shaved crotch makes me flaccid.

Baby genitalia!

R85 . . .

With a dick like that, I wonder if Gronk has learned to enjoy taking it up the butt

Small dick or not, Gronk is adorable AND hot AF. It doesn't change my opinion of him.

Gronk definitely knows how to take it up the butt

I believe Tom Brady—who more or less said he was shocked & awed by the Gr/unk.

I don't care about the size. But it's a shame he's mutilated.

[quote]I believe Tom Brady—who more or less said he was shocked & awed by the Gr/unk.

And this sounds very much a statement a straight man would make in public.

"I'm straight but I checked out my buddy's dick and wow! that's huge!"

^ then Tom must have a really microscopic penis

if he's impressed by this

Did we ever believe that it would be anything more than a micro-peen?

R90, How do we know Brady wasn’t “shocked and awed” by how small Gronk’s cock is?

Don’t care I’d still suck him dry and let him sit on my face anytime he wanted.

I'm with you, r7. A handsome guy, but I find him totally unsexy .

But If he has a small penis (whether he is 'grower' or not,) I give him credit for being unashamed of it.

He's all the man that I need, and then some.

Goddamn - that body is spectacular.

Would pay any price for just one night.

He is a GOD. I would do anything.

I’ve been a fan ever since he said at a media event that he’d like to be the one to take Tim Tebow’s virginity.

Can't help thinking of these lyrics by The Pointer Sisters when I see him naked:

"When you are next to me, oh I come alive

[bold]You're the perfect size,[/bold]

Oh, it feels so right

Come to me if you want me tonight"

I have a friend who's about 5' 10" and looks so much like Gronk. He gets mistaken for him plenty of times (though he's a few years older). I've seen my friend naked more than once (he's straight, but he likes the attention from me) and he's pretty hung with a nice, trimmed bush. So I assumed Gronk would be the same. This was a surprise.

Hung like a gnat.

it looks thin.

Perhaps Tom Brady saw Gronk with an erection?

nah, it's just a fib. things you say in public to make your friends look good.

[quote] Your turn, Jimmy Garoppolo!

They’ll need a wide angle lens for that!

We need to see some real men nude, like these two Italian stallions!

Pollacks are always small.

But, unlike you, R109, many know how to spell.

Don't the 'roids do that to your weiner?

R109 = Archie Bunker

[quote]Perhaps Tom Brady saw Gronk with an erection?

Well who could blame Tom for having an erection when looking at a naked Gronk?

^ But at the time, Tom Brady was staring a Gronk's sexy hips and ass...

he didn't even notice Gronk's little clitty

Has Gronk considered changing their pronouns with this latest revelation?

i thought roids only shrank your balls?

[quote]Pollacks are always small.

LOL, no.

The Spanish and Russians are the small ones.

I bet the Gronk jacks that little tiny dick with two fingers when he's getting his puss-he pounded

Most sports reporters have seen major sports stars naked. It's unprofessional to talk about what you've seen, but I'm sure some misfit reporter would have told others about Gronk's penis, whether it be too small or too big. Word would have gotten out by now if these extremes existed.

^ just because sports reporters are discreet doesn't mean he isn't tiny

The late broadcaster and former player, Tommy Heinsohn, took a lot of grief in the media for making this comment about Boston Celtics player Aron Baynes.

This guy "reported" on Lou Brock.

Gronk enjoys butthole play...

[quote]The Spanish and Russians are the small ones.

Not the Spanish and Russians I've been with - they were humongous.

Brazilians and Puerto Ricans . . . HUGE

It was freezing cold during the photo shoot!

Australia-sized Aaron Baynes from R121.

[quote]Don’t care I’d still suck him dry and let him sit on my face anytime he wanted.

That's right! You tell 'em, son!

This blows any hand size, feet size, head size, neck size, BDF, arm size or any other cock-size correlation theory to shreds.

Hell hath no fury like a let down Mo! 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone has been crazy about Rob Gronkowski (does that mean Butterface in Polish?) for years, but now that he has committed the unforgivable sin of not being hung like a horse, the criticism is FIERCE!!! Now he only needs to wear a caftan and gain a few pounds to become the DL's most hated man.

Does he have a gf? married yet?

^^ We're planning our wedding for New Year's Eve.

He's naked but he's not hung...

[quote]He's naked but he's not hung...

That is not an accurate statement.

A more accurate statement would be, He's naked but he's not a shower....

I like how open he is about being nude. Overall he seems to be a great catch. He looks great, seems to have an affable personality. No drugs, no scandals. What's not to like? I don't find his dick size ... uh... that significant.

[quote]He's naked but he's not a shower....

...or a grower.

I wonder if the Gronk waxes his butthole too?

R137 HE doesn't wax his butthole - I do it for him.

^ tell us more about Gronk's cute little pink eye

I bet he throws those heels up pretty fast

Who has had him?

I would let him sit there, bare ass naked on my face, until my mouth gave birth to his anus babies

Locker room cam captured former DL fave Drew Brees nude. Butt only.

[quote]OMG! Gronk is NAKED to me!!

Even with his small penis, I'd still like for Gronk to get naked for me...

so I could show him the pleasures of bottoming and anal orgasms

R143. We take turns bottoming.

[quote]Clothed or naked, hairy or hairless, I find this guy completely sexless and like the proverbial Ken-doll.

I find Gronk very sexy. It's Brady that I find sexless and Ken-dollish.

Hopefully he's a grower.

He probably grows from miniscule to tiny, R146.

R147 Penis contraction - so sad!

Paul Rudd talks about going into the Steelers' locker room when he was ten years old.

Keep in mind Terry Bradshaw, Franco Harris, Lynn Swann, L.C. Greenwood, Jack Ham, Jack Lambert, Mean Joe Green, Mel Blount and J.T. Thomas were on that team...

In 1978, Don Williams, a player with the the L. A. Express of the USFL, posed for Playgirl. It was a three-page spread, but this was the only full-frontal nude.

The Gronk

Williams appeared in Playgirl again in 2009.

I wish more pro athletes had the gumption of Gronk to pose full-frontal. I think we should celebrate the hard work the pros have done to be at their peak. They should share the complete package.

What's this "naked family reunion" thing I just got an invitation for?

Gronk, are you pranking me again?

Flip flopping away.

If Gronk left his bush to grow naturally, it would look something like this.

He is so fkin ugly.

So all you have to be is a straight identifying ball chaser? How we have fallen!

I've been to Poland. The Poles have huge cocks, from my experience.

^ maybe Gronk isn't really Polish

[quote]I've been to Poland. The Poles have huge cocks, from my experience.

How much "experience" did you have there?

R156, try that again.

[quote] I've been to Poland. The Poles have huge cocks, from my experience.

Sure, Jan. Are you Polish? You probably used the centimeter side of the ruler and think the guy you were with was 10 inches.