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Let’s be a Wes Anderson film!!

I’m highly saturated pastels juxtaposed against backdrops of beiges and browns! I represent the sense of tense whimsy.

by Anonymousreply 24June 15, 2025 3:29 PM

I'm the diabolical nail polish Madam D was wearing, that Mr. Gustov was horrified by!

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2023 10:47 PM

I'm the Hollywood A-lister who's agreed to do this film, hoping you'll believe I'm in on the joke and doing it just "for a bit of fun". I actually really need the money for my wife's self-produced "singing" career, and my kid's drug addiction and "rap" album.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2023 10:51 PM

I'm a cast of very cute, twinky teen boys.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2023 10:58 PM

We now return to Wes Anderson's PAN UP, PAN DOWN, FRENCH SONG, THE END

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by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2023 11:04 PM

Has Tom Hanks been in a Wes Anderson film? I must Google.

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2023 11:10 PM

I'm Jason Schwartzman, neurotic and bespectacled.

by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2023 12:15 AM

I'm the intensely symmetrical screen compositions.

by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2023 12:17 AM

[quote] Has Tom Hanks been in a Wes Anderson film? I must Google.

He's in the new one that just came out.

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2023 12:18 AM

I’m the annoying curated soundtrack.

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2023 1:14 AM

I’m twee! All. The. TWEE!

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2023 3:08 PM

I'm Owen Wilson's misplaced accent.

by Anonymousreply 11June 15, 2025 4:14 AM

I insist upon myself.

by Anonymousreply 12June 15, 2025 4:41 AM

I am Tim O’Tay in black and white.

by Anonymousreply 13June 15, 2025 4:51 AM

R13: Does that make him appear any less ugly?

by Anonymousreply 14June 15, 2025 4:58 AM

[quote] I'm either the surprisingly unsurprising cameos or the quirkiness overload. I'd rather be anywhere than here.

by Anonymousreply 15June 15, 2025 5:01 AM

I'm Todd Solondz, wondering why my own deadpan, black comedies can't get similar financing.

by Anonymousreply 16June 15, 2025 5:43 AM

I’m this thread, wondering why I was resurrected from two years of slumber.

by Anonymousreply 17June 15, 2025 5:50 AM

WESH ANDERSHON ISH FABULOUSH!

by Anonymousreply 18June 15, 2025 7:54 AM

New Film ?

by Anonymousreply 19June 15, 2025 8:06 AM

Truly, R19.

by Anonymousreply 20June 15, 2025 12:02 PM

[quote]Let’s be a Wes Anderson film!!

We suck DONKEY DICK.

by Anonymousreply 21June 15, 2025 1:28 PM

I’m the 5 minute mark where I know I’ve made a mistake putting this movie on.

by Anonymousreply 22June 15, 2025 1:41 PM

I’m The Phoenician Scheme.

I’m not “War and Peace” or even “The Grand Budapest Hotel” but I can make you laugh.

by Anonymousreply 23June 15, 2025 2:53 PM

I’m a monotone voice.

by Anonymousreply 24June 15, 2025 3:29 PM
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