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Giant African snails invade Florida, area under quarantine

As though that state couldn't become more of a hellscape

They eat over 500 types of vegetation as well as the PLASTER and STUCCO off homes and are extremely toxic to humans and require special handling.

How long before Florida Man decides to use them for target practice?

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by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2023 12:28 AM

ew

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2023 2:23 AM

This is disturbing

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2023 2:36 AM

Can these things be used to eat the garbage we create

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2023 2:38 AM

OMG

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2023 2:40 AM

sounds like a tasty snack for crocs and alligators 🐊

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2023 2:41 AM

Can we just sequester all in Florida now and let the snails and them fight it out.

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2023 2:42 AM

Gross 🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2023 2:42 AM

These are being brought by cubans for santeria practices

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2023 3:37 AM

This is God's way of punishing DeSatanis and his supporters. Repent republicans!

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2023 3:51 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2023 3:55 AM

[quote]In 2010, a religious group leader was investigated for smuggling the snails into Florida and encouraging his followers eat their mucus [...]

Because nothing says salvation like the taste of snail mucus!

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2023 8:47 AM

OMG! The invasion of the rat lungworms!!!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2023 8:55 AM

Can they be convinced to head towards Mar-a-Largo and snack on a big pile of orange garbage?

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2023 10:40 AM

[quote]They eat over 500 types of vegetation as well as the PLASTER and STUCCO off homes

They eat plaster and stucco off HOUSES, buildings.

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2023 12:19 PM

Florida just gets more bizarre...all around.

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2023 12:25 PM

I have a former friend turned enemy who lives in Florida. I've enjoyed watching it slide into the shitter!

by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2023 12:34 PM

[QUOTE]The snail is, in fact, so large that it is disqualified from competing in the World Snail Racing Championships, according to National Geographic.

Can they at least share the locker room?

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2023 1:04 PM

This is not “people buying exotic pets and letting the, go in the wild.” This is deliberate and no doubt comes from China or Russia (most likely China). Invasive species devastate our ecosystem and cost billions of dollars when ecosystems are disrupted. You really think all those people let Burmese pythons out in the Everglades? Nuh uh. Somebody imported those things specifically to put in the Everglades and they put A LOT of them there over a period of a few years.

This is no mistake.

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2023 2:47 PM

I think some exotic snakes escaped from pet stores, going as far back as Hurricane Andrew. Also, people who can't handle these animals as a pet, release them...which is easy in a warm climate. Then, nature takes its course.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2023 3:01 PM

[QUOTE]This is deliberate and no doubt comes from China or Russia (most likely China).

As opposed to Cubans or Africans in the United States legally and who, respectively, try to engage in Santeria practices or consume illegal, dangerous bush meat? A crime BTW.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2023 6:54 PM

I bet they'll love swampy Florida.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2023 7:09 PM

Quick! Grab garlic,melted butter and a baguette ... dinnertime!

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2023 7:56 PM

It's really annoying to be awakened in the morning with their singing on the window sill.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2023 8:18 PM

The garbage heap that is Florida (I know, I lived there for years) deserves what's happening. One day it'll be gone permanently.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2023 9:42 PM

Probably more so than their native Africa, r21. A lot more stucco and plaster to feed on. They use it as a source of calcium for their shells.

by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2023 12:28 AM
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