Neil Patrick Harris celebrates turning 50 with shirtless selfie

Freshness guaranteed!

He looks great - good for him!

Happy D-Day NPH!!

What does he still have, Queerty? Anal warts? Bad breath? What?

I'd eat bis ass.

Neil Patrick Harris's stereotypical midlife crisis with sad common shirtless selfie

He's been having this midlife crisis for years.

I know it's cool around here to hate him...but I'd still hit it.

I think he's tremendous.

He’s exhausting.

Is that just a camera? Or a camera camera?!

Isn’t he married? He looks pathetic.

I see much hotter 50 year old gay men in porn and daily life. Not impressed.

Still looks Doogie after all these years.

Gurl you need some self tanner on that body and a touch of Botox on that forehead. Otherwise carry on sister!

Yep, nice. Lots of people hate him here, he look good if not spectacular. Would eat his ass,

I've always thought his husband was cute and charming. Any gossip about them?

The gentrification of gay men (married with children) surely leads to happiness...right?

I wish I lived in an era in which even desperate ageing famewhores would be too embarrassed to take pictures of their bodies in mirrors.

Does no-one else cringe at this type of thing?

All mirror selfies are pathetic. Even if the guy is hot. If you have to show, have SOMEONE ELSE take a casual "candid" of you on the beach or whatever. Selfies are for trailer park trash. I can't believe they've been normalized.

[quote] "I know it's cool around here to hate him...but I'd still hit it."

At the very least, before the husband. But I'm not sure which one is more obnoxious. But credit whete it's due: Harris looks good.

HELP US!!!

PLEASE!!!

He won't feed us unless we pose for endless publicity photos!

HARPER!!! GIDEON!!!

DAMMIT!!!!!

David, I have told you to keep the children OFF THE DATALOUNGE!!!

It's a bit needy.

those dumbbells he's lifting are comically large

and rusted

He took that picture with the pictures camera? Hmmmm.

Then and now.

His name is Whoreleen

Same old manic posting. Sad.

[quote]What do you do with cat litter and garbage? What do you use to pick up dog poop? What does your lunchmeat from the deli come in? I'm serious.

I use my hands because it’s washable and the most eco friendly way. If you don’t want to use your hands you can always use cloth or an old T-shirt. Just toss them in the washing machine afterwards. For lunchmeat I always bring my own cloth or old T-shirt to the deli.

Why am I getting Ellen Page vibes? Girl, this is you in 20 years.

[quote]What do you do with cat litter and garbage? What do you use to pick up dog poop? What does your lunchmeat from the deli come in? I'm serious.

I use my hands because it’s washable and the most eco friendly way. If you don’t want to use your hands you can always use cloth or an old T-shirt. Just toss them in the washing machine afterwards. For lunchmeat I always bring my own cloth or old T-shirt to the deli.

He never reach a level of maturity to be regarded as a Daddy despite actually adopting/ surrogating kids for photo ops.

Yes, we know, Pete Troll.