Low rent British accents

I thought Spain was cracking down on Charlie Brits vacationing.

Scousers, no doubt.

(sniff) Not our type.

That was supposed to be "chavvie brits". Fucking autocorrect.

That must be so painful for you OP. You should probably exit that country now.

Spain is a large place.

I'm guessing OP isn't relaxing in the more exclusive parts of Valencia or Sevilla or Zaragoza or but slumming it in an all inclusive on the Costa del Sol

Is that what they call the Costa de Gin R5 or is that in Portugal?

Either way, it can be hilarious to see them wandering the streets, screaming in the streets, fighting in the streets, and then falling onto the streets so fucked up that they can't get up.

I love "British white trash accents."

Especially when you are fucking them in the pub toilet stall!!

Tell me you're in Benidorm without telling me you're in Benidorm.

The Brits have taken over Costa Del Sol for 50 years now.

Are they inviting you to eat some tea luv? Are you sat down the pub?

Easily avoidable by not going to tacky low rent Brit/German/American destinations.

Benidorm/Costa del Sol/Malaga/Torremolinos/Canary Islands.

But then you can't rely on English menus for people who can't even navigate Google translate.

Low rent is as low rent does.

It’s like being down South in the US. Daytona beach 🏝️

Iss prih-hy much all wot's on ve BBC now.

Why do I feel a movie coming on? 🤔

Spoiler alert: the OP isn't in Spain, he's in Mexico and enjoying Jack the Nephew in The White Lotus

Where do upper class Brits vacation in the summer? Provence?

Wealthy people can afford to go wherever they want!

Personally I stay at home in the summer and would visit Italy in September/October.

I feel like they need subtitles when encounter them.

Like I know they are speaking English, but I cannot pick out a single word.

The English really have the nobbiest nobs and the trashiest trash.

Debo is rotating quickly in her reliquary. To

[quote]The English really have the nobbiest nobs and the trashiest trash.

Actually - if you want real class extremes - look to Scotland!

R2 ey, fochk'in shot it, yeh Beaut!

oi eh? uu oi yah!

OP huh, y'wha? Oi dunnow wot that mayns.

why ya gad da tram fanti ifella!

jamie tartt doo doo doo doo doo. . jamie tartt

Oh, dear.

OP- What passes for middle class nowadays sounds like characters from an episode of EastEnders.

R18- I agree. Everyone from the UK either sounds lower class which is almost everyone or upper class.

Working-class Mackem accents have me weak, though that's cos I've been conditioned...

As if you've ever been to Spain, OP.

Personally I cannot wait for the hilarity of hearing Jude Bellingham try to learn Spanish with that hideous native Brum accent.

Ab Fab’s Bubble loved Spain!

Another American who thinks that British people should all speak like Princess Margaret. Very few people ever did.

Why have you gone a downmarket city then OP? Can’t afford better?

oi yous haba daba tring, yah?

OP dead ting yuh na....

I have noticed on BBC the laste feww years that more and more I cant understand what half of them are saying.I thought it was me at first,but other friends have commented on it too.

[quote] Geez, they make Long Islanders sound like the Duchess of Devonshire.

Best line I've heard in some time, OP.

[quote] I have noticed on BBC the laste feww years that more and more I cant understand what half of them are saying.

It’s part of the new diversity push. Only white actors can appear posh (speak well). If you’re not white, you speak in an accent other than Standard British and you are anything but posh.

If you’re white, you can speak Cockney in a period piece or in modern shows if you’re chav. Standard British if you’re a solicitor, doctor, banker or other professional.

Yeah but no, but yeah, but no

[quote]It’s part of the new diversity push. Only white actors can appear posh (speak well). If you’re not white, you speak in an accent other than Standard British and you are anything but posh.

[quote]If you’re white, you can speak Cockney in a period piece or in modern shows if you’re chav. Standard British if you’re a solicitor, doctor, banker or other professional.

What the fuck is a "standard British accent"? And what TV shows have you been watching?!

Bet R2 watches old Brookie episodes on the sly

Where do the trashiest British accents come from? Americans only know cockney from TV and movies.

Excuse me love, where too's the fake tans?

We spent a week in Marbella a few years ago....... We felt like we were in British-Spain....... We stayed @ a beautiful resort that was mostly European tourist, but in town......... Yeah- Sunny Britain.....

Those horrible accents from the north if England sound like Oik shite. I'd go crazy if everyone sounded like AbFab Bubble.

personally am a fan of chavs especially when they go on an absolute madness

An American has no business talking about English accents.

Brits are very embarrassed of posh accents and relentlessly ridicule people who have them. So I wouldn’t be shocked if a lot of the people OP is hearing are putting it on.

It’s kind of like the way white middle class kids in the USA use Ebonics on social media and sometimes even speak that way (which is cringe-inducing).

OP was never in Spain and he never heard any "British accents".

R43 in the North, the Mersey boasts two of the most notorious, Manc & Scouse. Both quite hard on the ears.

OP is a wasteman

R41 A standard, neutral radio or television announcer's UK accent is called "Received pronunciation." Not posh, not tatty, not London or the Midlands or Glasgow or Oxbridge.

Many Europeans speaking English sound like they do because they heard it on the BBC.

R53, I live in the UK.

Give me an example of current presenters who use RP or neutral accents?

Huw Edwards? Clive Myrie? Alison Hammond? Dermot O’Leary?

R54 do not besmirch the good name of fy Brenin Cymreig in such a manner!

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