Miami Mayor Francis Suarez files to run for president in 2024

Suarez, who has previously been critical of Trump, told Fox News on Sunday that the news of the former president’s first federal indictment felt “un-American” and “wrong at some level.”

“Wrong at some level?!”

Another fucking Repig coward.

Pussies just got moist all over the county.

Pussies just got moist all over the country.

Participated in voter fraud back in 98.

He loves the gays. Here’s a video of him talking to the LGBT community while wearing a rainbow sash.

I love Cuban-Americans!

R5, he supports the Republican Party, which is anti-gay.

R5 I can't support ANYONE who doesn't properly iron their sash.

I just filed my nails..

No national Republican is going to vote for a man whose first name is Francis and whose last name is Suarez.

[quote] he supports the Republican Party, which is anti-gay.

So is the Democratic Party. Cut the crap.

R10, they absolutely would.

r11 you can eat shit and die. One party (Democrat) allows people to choose their path. The other (Republican) denies rights all over the place. (From the right of black people to vote, to the right for gay people to have jobs that they choose or to marry who they choose). You are an idiot.

Mama’s mussy is twitching like a spry salted slug!

I think most white Americans of the Republican persuasion are going to wonder why someone who was BORN IN THE US still has a Spanish accent. These are the same people who don't believe that anyone with a Spanish accent can possibly be American.

Can we see his birth certificate?

Ew. Pass. Firstly, he's not THAT hot. Secondly, he's still a fucking Republican. Not only a Republican but a crypto-bro who claims he can fully abolish taxes in Miami and just fund the city's needs through some kind of new city-issued crypto. Even though he's 103, I'll still be supporting Biden in 2024.

So the Republicans will have a very diverse group of candidates running for president and the Democrats will have an old white man arranged by the DNC and not Democratic voters? It seems indicative of the ongoing distinction of the Republicans driven by policy and the Democrats by power. That gives the edge to the Democrats, since they don’t care who the president is as long as it is a D.

I think i saw somewhere a picture where he was using shorts and you could see his hairy legs. Instant hard on.

Fuck you, R18. Republicans vote for the old white guy who promisescto take away the rights of the coloreds and the fags.

I'd like to stuff his ballot box.

BDF..

You just know he has that big fuckin Cuban uncut cock. Damn. He's sexy as fuck.

His charisma reminds me of a Kirby salesman who exploits elderly women

Sexy body

He has my vote. We need to bring sexy back. Plus I think Uncle Joe has been too hoodwinked by the fringe left.

R1 Wait if he is defending Trump against the charges then I change my mind.

He's really hot

He looks and sounds exactly like my Mexican window washer.

Religious nutjob anti-choicer.

R29 you aren’t being a racist cunt are you?

He's a Republican, and no matter how many videos and tweets he posts supporting Miami's LGBT community, he will drift evermore rightward to gain support amongst the deplorables. Watch him start talking about grooming and greater extensions to religious liberty and conscience clauses.

In other words, he's really anti-gay.

Another clown joins the party! It'll just further split the GQP primary vote, ensuring that Trump is their candidate.

R32 Lies, he doesn’t need deplorables to win. Suarez 2024. I’m a bipolar impulsive cunt and I want a sexy Republican president.

I'd prefer to not see him elected President. I would, however, prefer to see a flip fuck with Mark Consuelos.

People like Francis Suarez are responsible for turning Latino voters Republican and turning Florida red. Fuck him.

R15 OMG. Suarez does not have a "Spanish accent." He doesn't sound like anyone from Spain. He speaks English with a typical Miami Latin accent which is a regional American accent.

[quote] So the Republicans will have a very diverse group of candidates running for president and the Democrats will have an old white man arranged by the DNC and not Democratic voters?

R18 It was South Carolina African American voters who gave the old White man a shot in 2020.

Also, it’s called supporting the incumbent. It’s not some conspiracy.

Cuban-Americans are conservative because commies ruined Cuba and Dems are doing the same to the US.

I want him in me quite deeply!

And in the White House!

H A F

Wrong R39.They love nothing more than to look down on other people. They are exactly like middle aged white people in that regard. Hypocrisy is second nature to them. I know because Im related to half of Miami.If i had a dime for every 'macho" Cuban man that hit on me when I was a young femme boy I could buy an island. That being said,I still love nothing more than a handsome,hairy chested Cuban man about 35 ! Their cockiness and swagger is intoxicating .

[quote] Pussies just got moist all over the county.

He was on GMA this morning dodging questions about Trump's indictments, suggesting false equivalencies and saying it is the President weaponizing the govt against a political opponent.

My pussy is as dry as the desert.

No more addled geriatrics!! If Suarez chooses Ambassador Haley as a running mate, it would be a dream, hard-to-beat ticket.

If two brown people were on the GOP ticket R44 MSNBC heads would explode and those of everyone who gets their opinions from them. We would hear that they are really white supremacists.

For the simpleton at R45

Also for R45

[quote] Making sense of nonwhite white supremacists

R45 R46 R47 first colossal error is the belief that "supremacism", like "racism", is restricted to a specific race. It ain't. Anyone can and most often is a "supremacist"/"racist"; black supremacist/racist, brown supremacist/racist, yellow supremacist/racist, white supremacist/racist, and everything in between. The human condition, gentlemen. No point in denying or pretending otherwise.

Like clockwork R46, R47.

Just what we need, a pool boy in the White House.

R18, by “Republican policy” do you mean protecting gas stoves which are not under threat or making 9 year-old flat chested little girls cry by making them prove their not a boy by submitting to an on-the-spot genital inspection?

Just want to know.

[quote] or making 9 year-old flat chested little girls cry by making them prove their not a boy by submitting to an on-the-spot genital inspection?

R51 Now take a moment to reflect as to the origins, the WHY EXACTLY little 9 year old flat chested girls are being subjected to "on-the-spot genital inspections".

R50 you racist son of a gun. Repent for your sins. Don’t post racist blasphemy again.

[quote]I would, however, prefer to see a flip fuck with Mark Consuelos.

Throw in Marco Rubio and some foam and I'm there.

[quote]Now take a moment to reflect as to the origins, the WHY EXACTLY little 9 year old flat chested girls are being subjected to "on-the-spot genital inspections".

Ooh, ooh, I know this one!

It's because the GOP has convinced gullible Americans that there are trans lurking around every corner to destroy our way of life.

I would assert that R55 is pretending to be stupid, but his post illustrates otherwise.

[quote] One party (Democrat) allows people to choose their path. The other (Republican) denies rights all over the place. (From the right of black people to vote, to the right for gay people to have jobs that they choose or to marry who they choose). You are an idiot.

You said that they’re anti-gay, retard. That shit isn’t reality. Both sides are anti-gay and you know it which is why you tried deflecting like a good little commie.

Very clever tactics using his muscular hairy legs and body during Pride month to launch his campaign. Not falling for it!

And you bitches on here arguing amongst yourselves is EXACTY what he wants

R58 Since you're obviously an omniscient, aware of what others are thinking/wanting, could you apprise the rest of us ignorant, poor shlubs what next week's Powerball numbers are.

[quote] So the Republicans will have a very diverse group of candidates running for president and the Democrats will have an old white man arranged by the DNC and not Democratic voters?

In other words: The Republicans will have a motley group of losers running for President, and the Democrats will have a proven winner.

I'll go with the proven winner.

[quote] and the Democrats will have a proven winner. I'll go with the proven winner.

Who at the time of the 2024 election will be an increasingly addled/frail 81 year old.

You should be so addled:

[quote]Who at the time of the 2024 election will be an increasingly addled/frail 81 year old.

Four years ago, it was said "Who at the time of the 2020 election will be an increasingly addled / frail 78 year old.

He certainly proved naysayers wrong . Again, I'll go with the proven winner over the bus filled with the gang who couldn't shoot straight (but owned by the NRA).

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He’s not really running for president since he has no chance. He’s really running for a cabinet position and to increase his visibility for when he decides to run for Congress in the future. That’s all it is.

Yeah, far better to inflict an addled, frail geriatric with mobility issues on the American public then actively seek younger, better-suited candidates.

Here is what the GOP is giving us for a younger, better-suited candidate.

He is way beyond stupid if he thinks old MAGAs would ever want a brown president whose last name is Suarez.

The red states aren't all Florida,a lot of them are more conservative, and lots of conservatives are still foaming at the mouth because Obama was the president for eight years.

Since Francis is into Crossifit, he will be required to have Crossfit sessions with the leader of the GQP, Large Marge. She does have a habit of fucking her Crossfit gymbros, so I hope Francis knows his way around a big ole clenis.

He listens to "Eye of the Tiger" when he works out, according to the Men's Health article. What is this, the 1980s?

[quote] He is way beyond stupid if he thinks old MAGAs would ever want a brown president whose last name is Suarez.

I suspect he knows this. He knows his role is to be a brown face spouting Trump worship, promising more money for the rich, and yes, telling old white fucks that they are God's gift to the universe and that anybody opposing racism is just some weird hater, y'all. His reward will be to be seen as one of the good ones, and ultimately maybe a Senate seat or governorship.

Isn't Miami now home to mostly immigrants from Puerto Rico and the the DR ? Is that going to be his campaign slogan - especially to Republicans in the 'border states' - that he can't keep immigrants out ? That will go over well with them.

R72 Puerto Ricans are American citizens. Why are Democrats so racist? Including the guy making the pool boy comment above. Republicans including Trump supporters vote for POC. Otherwise no Haley or Scott. The response to this will be they aren’t real POC because of their views. An ad hoc argument that doesn’t address the fact that Republicans ignore their race. Bro, it’s not 1956 Selma anymore.

[quote]Puerto Ricans are American citizens

Tell that to Trump supporters. See if they believe you. Let them know Cubans are running around Miami, as well.

Elder whiteys stay mad. They don’t care about dem or republicans they just don’t like spics. Elder gays are the bitterest, angriest people on the planet after redneck Magas not all Magas just the redneck ones.

^ Oh please, their Orange Lord and Savior had no clue that PR was a part of the United States, when he went there to throw paper towels at them after the hurricane. You think Cletus and Lurlene in Hooterville think that Puerto Ricans are US citizens? Sure, Jan.

R76 Thank You. That's the point I was trying to make.

What a sexy black man. I'd sit on his uncut pinga. Yum.

Where are the arguments that Suarez was just a mayor, he's not experienced enough to be President? You know, the same arguments that were used by the Pete Buttigieg haters.

Right, R18. That’s why the majority of Republicans back a man just about as old as Biden, but who’s also a felon. You wanna talk about diversity some more?

His father was mayor and a Democrat. His cousin is a Catholic Hispanic Republican congressman from southern West Virginia. How times have changed.

Republicans are the party of bigotry, corruption and hypocrisy. Anyone with a (R) next to their name is poison.

[quote] [R72] Puerto Ricans are American citizens. Why are Democrats so racist?

Nice try. Republicans openly embrace racists -- "proud boys stand down and standby."

R76 Do you really think Trump did not know Puerto Rico was a US territory. He graduated from University of Pennsylvania. He is an ignorant man but not that ignorant.

He is profoundly ignorant about a lot of things r84. But at some point, yes, somebody did get it through his thick skull that Puerto Rico is a territory. His response to that was trying to sell it, or maybe trade it for Greenland.

R84 It was reported that Trump leaned over to John Kelly at Pearl Harbor and asked "what went on here?" So yes, I believe he is stupid enough to not know that PR was part of the USA. If it's not about Trump, he doesn't care.

His father paid for him to go to Penn. It doesn't mean that he is intelligent. That said, he does have a con man's intelligence for honing in on people's weaknesses and exploiting them. But having a basic knowledge of American history or government, no.

Cute but stupid!

Just how DL likes 'em!

R26, why are you slobbering over this man? He’s a Republican, to the core. He really doesn’t give a damn about LGBT rights.

No shit. He's an anti[choice religious whack job. How many of that ilk are pro-LGBT rights?