Who Was Michael Jackson's Greatest Love?

Fuck you, OP!

Elizabeth.

It sure wasn’t Blanket

He taught me to masturbate in Paris.

He gave me the gloves that he wore in the Bad music video.

I thought I would be with him like a father and son for the rest of my life.

Macauley's hairless pink hole

We were married in a private ceremony. He bought me jewelry.

Los Angeles was Michael Jackson for me.

There just aren't stars like that anymore.

He put his tongue in my little anus.

You forgot me, OP.

Such a sordid man.

It kind of became a routine, the touching, the fondling, the gyrating, me bending over, him showing me heterosexual porn.

He was pulling back the curtain on this whole other universe.

Michael said to me, "would you leave little one with me for a year? I could do wonders for his career. I could work with him and do wonders. I always get what I want."

Lol @ webster

***AHEM***

Macaulay Culkin

What am I, chopped liver?

Michael was madly in love with Lisa Marie and now they are together in heaven. The paparazzi ruin their relationship.

Never forget.

We are not amused.

What did Michael Jackson and pimples have in common?

They both came all over your face when you were twelve years old.

Michael Jackson?

Definitely Jordy.

Didn't he tell the father their love was "cosmic"?

You're horrible, Muriel/R24!

It got more dirty sexual rather than like friends who were touching each other. I think I was kinda wincing but I asked him not to do it, and he said oh you'll like it.

It was Mark Lester who was Michael’s great love. When MJ saw “Oliver!” he became infatuated, and I think his obsession contributed to him chasing after lwaifish little boys his whole life. Although Mark grew up and lost his beauty, back in the day, MJ reached out to him and they became lifelong friends. Also, Lester acquiesced to MJ’s request for a sperm donation and claims to have fathered (one or more) of Michael’s children.

The next thing I remember was 2 cops showing up at my door.

His most sincere love song.

*waif-ish” I mean. Mark Lester was definitely MJ’s type; a template of his ideal BF.

It brings tears to my eyes when I see any child who suffers. I am not guilty of these allegations. If I am guilty of anything it's of loving children.

Who Was Michael Jackson's Greatest Love?

Himself

A tie between Plastic Surgery and Propofol.

He said I introduced him to French kissing. He had never done that before I taught him how.

Leave Michael Aloneeeee!

He said I was his first sexual experience. He was a virgin before I seduced him as a child.

Tacky interior design.

Children behave, that’s what they say when we’re together!

Creepiest man of the 20th Century.

[quote]Tacky interior design.

Was there ever a Tasteful Friends thread about Neverland Ranch? There had to have been.

Agree with Mark Lester

I wonder where he put all those urns he bought at the video in R42? Surely, he didn't really buy all those. They're so many and so big. He seems manic. I wonder if he did shopping sprees like this and then would change his mind and send it all back or cancel the next day.

He probably spent like 5 million dollars in 5 minutes at R42. Who ever heard of a quarter million dollar urn? And buying 25 of them at once! No wonder he went broke.

R45 Michael Jackson could never truly be broke. He was the most famous person of all time.

OP, how could you forget that after child molestations allegations were made public in 1993, MJ went on Oprah and professed his love for Brooke Shields on national TV and claimed that they were a couple.

Michael Jackson never touched a woman's pussy in his entire life. He was strictly into little boys.

This...

Rhinestones and hair grease.

Bubbles, of course.

Some little white boy or another

ME, Y'ALL!!!

All that stuff at R42 is tacky as fuck. The same taste as ghetto drug dealer wives.

Daddy and himself

R54 comments like this are why DL is the best.

Himself and himself. That's it. Questionable though, he seemed to hate himself, too.

I don't doubt that Michael had a huge crush on Mark Lester in the late 60s. And I don't doubt that Joe Jackson, Sr., beat the fuck out of Michael because of it.

We made those urns at Legart in Warsaw. They cost $2,000-$8,000 each in malachite and lapis. They were very high quality. You can still buy them today.

Michael was one of the most straightest alpha guys of all time. Just very soft spoken.

Corey Feldman. He is one of the few who stood by him. If that’s not love, what is?

Himself

Michael's dancing with Emmanuel Lewis, how cute?

Said no one in 2023.

R63, some studio back in the day should have done a buddy movie with Emmanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman. I’m sure it would have been a hit.

Fuck you, OP.

Billie Jean.

Himself!

Have you seen his kitschy artwork? He paid people to paint paintings of him as a king, being crowned, holding magic swords in regal clothing, and being adored by children.

He called HIMSELF "The King of Pop." And put a HUGE royal crest on the gates of Neverland to glorify himself.

He was a narcissist.

R66, wrong! Billie Jean was not his lover.

He obviously was deflecting, R68!

👻 He was SO HOT in bed !

Where's that video of that HOT kiss with Lisa Marie?

R59 that's interesting information about the urns. In the video, the store salesman seems to say to Michael the set of urns are something like 50,000 dollars for some urns and 250,000 for others. Is that what they charge in the US for these, or was the dude ripping Michael off?

Yes he is ripping him off. I don't think they were delivered - all just hype. We retailed them with 100% mark-ups. The castings were superb taken from original molds.

Bubbles.