The Jardiance Commercial

I swear you can hear her farting away.

The kids n my neighborhood re-enact the commercial with song n dance

Awww, she's just excited to have diabetes!

I feel sorry for anyone having to carry that much ham around on their bones.

I feel sorry for anyone having to carry that much ham around on their bones.

ham bone gotta hurt but yet she keep dancing, woulda been a more effective commercial for pain killers. "look ma i can dance'.....flops ham bone into air with nary a wince of pain.

another ad with fat ladys: Rebelius......gross

Unfortunately, that's the size of the majority of most women over 30 these days ( especially those with kids), so it's entirely relatable. No more petite misses. Fat is where it's at.

but she is more gross than most of the fatties, the look on her face, her sassy ham hock moves. CRINGEY

Actually, she is more svelte than the "plus sizers" I see daily.

Straight from the contemporary TV spot handbook:

Body positivity

TikTok-influenced dancing

Schmigadoon-influenced set piece

Dubbed by someone with a decent—albeit generic—singing voice

Fantasy behind the scenes footage where talent has input (!) on the costumes

All this plus a gleeful voiceover regarding the potentially deadly side effects!

I love reading her lips during the 'behind-the-scenes' moments talking the crew, she just keeps saying 'Oh, thank you' over and over. Apprantly everyone was complementing her on her performance.

" Congratulations on not having a heart attack and delaying the completion of the shooting. We have things to do, you know."

why do they keep showing this ad ad nauseum???? its getting so much bad press. she is a fat hippo.

Holy shit its been on every hour on every network. Torture having to look at this fatty pig.

[quote] she just keeps saying 'Oh, thank you' over and over.

Oh, fank you, you fixded my diabetes!

She should be grateful anyone wants to pay to film her repulsive ness.....WHEN SHE DANCES HER TITS AND HIPS FLOP LIKE MAD.....i so pity her.

Can Jardiance & Ozempic be taken together?

That dancing mailman wants her to motorboat him.

She is irritating as hell and I really hate that part where like the Queenie guy with sunglasses is gushing over her while she's in the chair. I do like that ginger bear who's like thrusting suggestively behind her he's fun.

Just watched it. That was A LOT packed into sixty seconds, but that's usually the case w/this type of commerical.

The chick is cute, and has nice hair. It would be more fun if she walked off the set of the commercial within the commercial, and took off a fatsuit, and fat prosthetics.

It wouldn't sell more medications, and makes no logical sense for the commercial, but it would be hilarious in a parody or satire work. Not that obesity is funny. Because it sucks ass. And not in the good way.

Sal should show her how to do it!

Her face, body and obnoxious personality make me never in a million years wanna use that drug.

Jardiance is really swell!

Is there a disproportionate number of blks??? Better be or imma be pissed

R25 Jeez. Give it a rest. You are complaining about black people.... in a discussion of a TV commercial.

Breathe hon, breathe.

He is right tho, the large number of blacks in commercials now is bizarro... screams pleading for woke credibility.

R27 Or research-based marketing. Guess what? Percentage of consumers who are not white continues to increase.

You can trust that all the commercials are carefully tested to balance appeal to potential consumers vs. reaction from racists clodhoppers.

But no Latinos, oops I mean…. Latinx, or Asians. Just all blacks. 13% of the population. Lie and scream racism all you want but it’s over representation

A huge number of blacks have the ‘beetus.

Wonder how you'd feel if someone said gays are gross and they don't want to see them in any commercial.

The misogynists and racists sure did come out in full force

R31 if we were in every commercial it’d be ridiculous. I am sick of us only being portrayed as yasss kweens

She should be in Shamu Stadium.

Morbidly Obese is beautiful!

Ads are not the census. It doesn’t matter what % of the US population is black. What matters is that minorities are more likely to be loyal to brands that focus on people who look like them. Some gays are talking about—gasp—the first tv commercial to feature a gay male couple shopping (from IKEA) back in the mid 1990s. Straight people are less brand loyal because they are accustomed to being marketed to.

R35 you’re not making sense with your spin attempt.

Her name is Deanna DellaCioppa Colón, self-nicknamed “Bomb Chica.”

Do I detect the scent of freshly baked cookies in that house?

But can she do the Tena Twist?

This commercial is annoying. I mean, nobody is this fucking happy unless they mix their drug with antidepressants.

"ad nauseum"

Oh, dear!

More like ad nausea

Not only does this commercial make me crack up every time, but this thread is, too.

This commercial plays 24/7 and the song is stuck in my head like an ear worm that won’t go. Someone help! “I have Type 2 diabetes but I manage it well, it’s a little pill with a big story to tell…”

Oops. Bomb Chica’s third post has her going to Walmart and sassing her way through the baking of refrigerated cookie dough. I should have known.

In my defense, DH doesn’t appear in the screencap, sniffing the fumes, so I didn’t even notice it on first glance.

I’m going out on a limb and guessing they met while doing community theater.

to prance about like that when you are morbidly fat is pure shittery.

She shakes what her mama gave her

Whut twinkies and hagen daz gave her.

R43 It’s song is no Cars for Kids

Well, this place has, unfortunately closed, but it should be a natural destination for gay bottoms. A contrast from the Jardiance one.

RIP Butt Drugs.

She looks a lot better dancing than Lizzo.

not by much! her legs and arse is hams.

Whoever thought the yellow dress was a good idea deserves to be slapped.

praise gods, it seems to being played a bit less. it is a monstrosity of modern advertising .

R46 She shakes what Dominos cheesy bread gave her.

the new Febrise commercial is another weird one, fat ethnic lady shilling the stuff. WHY THEY NORMALIZING OBESITY??

I really want to hit her in the face with a ham.... HARD.... when they "cut" and she swings her hair and starts walking to her makeup table, 'graciously' acknowledging her adoring fans/crew members. Then she takes her place for the "big finale", wearing her yellow floral circus tent dress, before swinging her hair again and posturing for her next big moment.

In the first scene, her clothes are so incredibly tight that you can't help but notice the fat that hangs from her arms and thighs like bulging water balloons and her squat height that makes it even more obvious. It's like they're literally putting on a musical in celebration for diabetes.

I like to think it's really all staged, that some local do-good organization and it's film crew came together to stage a Make-A-Wish dream for this blubbery elephant seal who's got a fatal strain of diabetus and keeps wailing to everybody about never achieving her dream career as a Broadway star. "It's okay Bethany, you've always been a Tony winner in OUR hearts! Hey, let's head over to this fake town we created, there's something wanna show you! Oh, and don't forget your Jardiance epi-injector. ...just in case Craft Services has a dessert table!"

The little pill with a big STO-RY to tell!

I don't get that line, R58.... stretching out "STO-RY" because they needed an extra syllable. Why couldn't it have been, "The Little Pill With a Great Big Story to Tell!" ? And WHY "a story"? What kind of fucking story is your diabetus injection supposed to tell? That you ate your way into having to jab a needle into your elephant-tough thigh skin every single day?

[quote] I really want to hit her in the face with a ham.... HARD....

Maybe she'll suffer one of the many "serious side effects" of Jardiance like fatal ketoacidosis, dehydration or genital yeast infections.

FYI to all you young'ins - In DL's heyday, a thread like this would have already had over 100 replies. It would have been brutally irreverent and not a soul would have dared to blunt the fun by bitching about anyone being "mean". We all knew we were being mean, frivolously mean for the sake of entertaining ourselves... But not really mean; we were smart enough to know the commercial was pretend and that the actors likely would never see the thread, because we had an unspoken rule here that nobody would go and out our threads to random subject matters. And it was mostly unbroken.

We would have howled for days, each of us trying to one-up the other. It really was good, harmless, time-wasting fun and it was fantastic!

whoever ok'd this J commercial deserves to be fired asap.....that woman makes us not want the product. duh...

The Jardiance woman gives hope to up-and-coming actresses like DL fave Melissa Beth Miller.

[quote]Great Big Story to Tell

R59. Musically, that's too many words. It's just easier to sing "big sto-ry to tell."

Does Jardiance give you Giardia?

I had sex with Deanna—the Jardiance lady—and all I’ll say is, it was huge!

Her husband kisses her like someone dared him to kiss a fish.

Is jardiance the commercial with the fat woman who looks like H.R. Pufnstuf?

She's fifty. I wouldn't have guessed that. She is, of course, married and has seven rescue dogs.

Nobody that needs diabetes drugs wants Jardiance. People want the get-thin-quick shit.

It's my mom's favorite commercial

A new commercial and new fattie. Love the reactions under the video:

[quote]Hey, marketing people - we are SICK of watching infantilized adults juke around like hyperactive 8-year-olds.

[quote]Oh jeez, three more years of this song 8 times a day. I was just thinking how this commercial can't run forever and some time soon I'll never hear this song again.

[quote]Bring back Deana! She is the true Jardiance queen!

I’m overweight and I know nobody wants to see me dance. It’s not just her lame dancing but that blue outfit does her no favors.

One of the side effects of the drug is gangrene of the taint. I would dance around, too, if I was at risk for that.