I know many of them are absolute assholes or tubs of lard but I see just as many sexy cops. I see them both in my city and also in true crime documentaries. Why are there so many hot cops?
There are a lot of hot cops out there
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 4, 2023 11:46 PM |
But are there more hot cops or more hot firefighters.
I lean towards more hot firefighters but these are kinds of questions that keep me up at night.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 11, 2023 4:39 AM |
If you want to complicate your life, date a cop.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 11, 2023 4:42 AM |
Besides the fact that those jobs attracts jocks and more overtly masculine, blue-collar type guys; cops and fire fighters, at least in NYC, can retire after 20 years - so most are fairly young, (45 being the usual retirement age) thus as a group they are prone to be hotter. Firemen need to stay in shape because of the physical demands of the job, but these days more younger guys are into keeping fit - thus less fat donut cops, so again - more hotness.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 11, 2023 5:15 AM |
Someone posted this in another thread and I thought it belonged here!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 11, 2023 5:36 AM |
R4 Is that young man OK?
It looks like a digitally remastered copy of Al Parker’s Weekend Lockup.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 11, 2023 5:41 AM |
Former law enforcement here.
When cops get out of "recruit" status, they're young, they've been doing physical training, and their uniforms fit them well.
Within a few years, they put on weight and their uniforms get tight - not in a good way (Chief Wiggam's uniform comes to mind). Whenever I see movies where middle-aged cops are wearing well-fitted uniforms (not tight), it looks unrealistic to me.
Cops age quickly. Yes, they're able to retire relatively young (40s or 50s).
I knew this cop that was attractive and such a whore. When I used to see him around town, he was friendly and would talk if we ran into each other. Over the years, he has fallen apart, looks-wise. I saw him at the supermarket and was going to say hi, but I think he purposely avoided saying hi to me. I think he's embarrassed about how he looks, now.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 11, 2023 10:03 PM |
I watch on patrol live every weekend while wanking
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 11, 2023 10:07 PM |
It’s a porn still shot^^
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 11, 2023 10:19 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 11, 2023 10:23 PM |
Has anyone dated a cop? Stories?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 11, 2023 10:27 PM |
The most important thing to a cop is their appearance, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 11, 2023 10:31 PM |
There was a super hot Brazilian NYPD officer, with a great dick, who was notorious at the West Side Club. A bit older, short curls and beautiful dark eyes. He fucked me hard one night. Another time I saw him getting spit-roasted. Does that help?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 11, 2023 10:32 PM |
Have you guys seen the killing fields? I want Aubrey St Angelo to pat me down
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 12, 2023 2:34 PM |
ACAB
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 2, 2023 1:50 AM |
I dated a cop. 3 dates. He was actually really good looking, nice body, big dick. Decided it just wasn't working out, nothing to do with him being a cop. We just didn't have that much in common.
He would send cops past my house. He had my car put on some sort of list, causing me to get pulled over several times within a couple of weeks.
Never date a cop.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 2, 2023 2:07 AM |
R17, sounds like you were the one who dumped him.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 2, 2023 3:18 AM |
Is R18 some kind of idiot?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 2, 2023 3:29 AM |
R19 is a troll who loves to insult people.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 2, 2023 3:50 AM |
R6, why are cops allowed to get so fat? Aren't there annual physical exams?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 2, 2023 5:21 AM |
Don't do it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 2, 2023 5:46 AM |
R8, do you know the name of the hot guy in the undies at R4? He looks amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 2, 2023 5:58 AM |
This Minneapolis coo was exposed as an OnlyFans “model”.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 2, 2023 6:00 AM |
Cop****
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 2, 2023 6:01 AM |
Cop dick.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 2, 2023 6:11 AM |
NYC has some of the hottest cops, complete with thick New York accents. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 2, 2023 8:37 AM |
Cops can be real a-holes. Firefighters are a lot nicer. Their job is only to save lives not give out tickets. I almost hooked up with one but it didnt happen. Met in a gym on a straight cruse we were on. He had a great fucking body! Turned out he and his wife only lived 30 minutes away back home. He actually invited both me and my partner over for a drink and he brought out a bong.
Think he was curious, his wife was giving us the stink eye the whole time. Especially when he wanted to walk us out to our car. She was like "why are you walking guys out to a car?" He did say he wanted to get to know us better, not like other gay guys he has met. Meaning, for lack of a better phrase more "straight acting". We met up a couple more times, but I think his wife put an end to that and we let it go.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 2, 2023 9:29 AM |
Because they bake the cheese right inside the crust
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 2, 2023 9:41 AM |
There were a lot of hot Nazis too, OP. Whats your point?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 2, 2023 10:57 AM |
[QUOTE]were a lot of hot Nazis too, OP. Whats your point?
In his early days, Tom of Finland drew hot Nazis.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 2, 2023 11:24 AM |
I've never dated a law enforcement officer, but I know a few. I have a cousin who is married to a cop (now retired NYPD). He 's cute, an incredibly nice guy, smart, and interesting.
Have a friend who did undercover work in a town that underwent a renaissance of sorts, when gays and lesbians moved in. Unfortunately, on the other side of the tracks (literally), the town remained depressed. He would tell me stories about the fine denizens of neighboring towns he'd arrest doing all sorts of criminal activity. Met him at my gym. He always has a book in hand. He's retired, so he's shaved and has a decent haircut. Very interesting...and he's rather worldly.
Another friend is a former State Policeman. He's now a teacher. He claimed the State Police was full of nut jobs.
I know the chief of police in my town. Lovely guy, married with kids. He's nice looking, but as R6 pointed out...the police chief was in really good shape a decade ago, but he's getting a Dad bod. He doesn't look as good as he once did in uniform.
When I read about the assholes like Derek Chauvin, I try to keep the guys I know in mind.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 2, 2023 11:43 AM |
Very high rate of domestic violence.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 2, 2023 11:52 AM |
R28 NYPD has no standards. They’ll take cops with guts, tats, no muscles, ponytails…any schlub. LAPD has real standards!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 2, 2023 11:59 AM |
They're basically the jocks in h.s. too dumb to get into college. Homophobic, mysogynistic, bigoted, xenophobic... they only like each other.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 2, 2023 12:10 PM |
I knew a guy - wildly adventurous - who had a cop as a blow buddy. The cop would get blown with his uniform on and just his zipper down. He'd keep his gun belt on and the gun/case would bang against Stephen's head, and as the cop would start to cum he'd always start yelling, "I'm going to blow your head off" it would bang harder.
Stephen thought it was funny.
RIP. But not from the cop.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 2, 2023 12:23 PM |
I smell fish, R 25.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 2, 2023 12:24 PM |
[quote]Very high rate of domestic violence.
Yep, one of my sisters being one of them. Right after they got married. My parents and I had to have an intervention and remove her from the house. The guy was pissy and stormed off. He was a handsome guy too.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 2, 2023 12:48 PM |
I haven't dated a cop but I've fucked a few. None of the ones I've been with seem to have a sense of humour. I imagine dating one wouldn't be much fun.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 2, 2023 1:04 PM |
Has it been mentioned that the hot image at R4 is A.I. generated?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 2, 2023 1:13 PM |
R4 I posted that and it still turns me on!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 2, 2023 1:20 PM |
[quote] [R6], why are cops allowed to get so fat? Aren't there annual physical exams?
I guess it would depend on the jurisdiction. Where I was living, maybe they had some type of annual physical exam. But who knows how stringent the standards / exams were. I just know that there were obviously overweight cops.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 2, 2023 3:08 PM |
I had to transfer to another university to get away from one.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 2, 2023 3:10 PM |
R43 see NYPD vs LAPD
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 2, 2023 3:13 PM |
[quote]I haven't dated a cop but I've fucked a few. None of the ones I've been with seem to have a sense of humour. I imagine dating one wouldn't be much fun.
My sister dated a cop for a couple of years (he's the father of my niece) and she said he told her that with all of the horrible things they see on a daily basis, it's difficult for them to be very social. Not that that's an excuse for any bad behavior on their part, just saying this is what he told her and, I assume, part of why they did not stay together for very long.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 2, 2023 4:31 PM |
I was interviewed by a cop recently after an incident. He was in unform but definitely middle-aged. I guess he didn't want to be a detective.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 2, 2023 4:43 PM |
A female friend of mine went on a first date with a fairly hot cop, but he used the word "cunt" in front of her right off the bat, and that was a big "no."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 2, 2023 4:48 PM |
The firemen in Beverly Hills could be models...not sure where they find these guys but they are super handsome. Or, at least the ones I see shopping at the West Hollywood Pavilions.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 2, 2023 5:20 PM |
^ who is he? where??
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 2, 2023 5:24 PM |
Big teef—nope.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 2, 2023 7:04 PM |
R51 - he was the cop who shot that transvestite school shooter.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 2, 2023 7:09 PM |
^ yeah, I just found out that Google could also provide the answer....
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 2, 2023 7:11 PM |
For a lot of them, the hotness is mainly the uniform.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 2, 2023 7:28 PM |
^ first time hearing the lyrics....heard the song many times but not the words. I do that a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 2, 2023 7:35 PM |
In R25’s video the anchor states,”…I can tell you what she is selling: porn, pictures, video, and more.”
What’s the more?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 3, 2023 1:15 AM |
R1 I prefer hot firefighters.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 3, 2023 2:24 AM |
R58 It’s an EXPERIENCE!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 3, 2023 2:44 AM |
I live in a small town where you'd think the local cops would all be bald and overweight. Well, there's one who's, yes, bald, but is IMHO hot as fuck.
He's 5'9" and I'm guessing about 185-90. Big arms that his uniform can't hide, but best of all seems to like me. At least he's super friendly when he comes into the coffee shop where I sometimes hang out. There's no chance for anything but friendship because he's divorced with a young daughter and is dating an attractive woman.
But a guy can dream.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 3, 2023 5:24 AM |
The cops in LA look nothing like those tubs of lard in NY. Thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 3, 2023 5:30 AM |
I had to read police reports, as part of my job. (I've read hundreds of reports.) I also met some of the report writers (cops). This is probably a very DL attitude, but when you read how some of these guys write, it's such a turn-off. On the other hand, when you read a well-written report, you really appreciate it and appreciate the cop, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 3, 2023 5:33 AM |
My cousin is a cop and he is a creepy, crazy incel. He is also sexist, racist, and homophobic. Not hot at all.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 3, 2023 8:01 PM |
Don't do it I'm telling you don't do it. The one I had to run from to a new university his two favorite things were just entering my apartment any fucking time he wanted, pulling me over, taking to people about me like I was under investigation AND THIS IS WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER! Lord.........I could go on and on fortunately I was able to talk to my parents about it. Dating cops, once you get past the original thrill, is a now win proposal.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 4, 2023 12:07 AM |
Palm Springs cops. Mercy! They are hot.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 4, 2023 12:28 AM |
Are the PS cops faggots as well?
Matt Damon
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 4, 2023 1:23 AM |
Any guy in Palm Springs under the age of 40 qualifies as HOT!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 4, 2023 2:15 AM |
40? Try 60
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 4, 2023 2:19 AM |
I've seen a few videos featuring the cops in Paris who go around on rollerblades and they tend to be hot.
One of the comments under this video on youtube made me laugh:
[quote] I don’t normally… but I agree with this form of homosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 4, 2023 2:30 AM |
Cops and nurses. They all get so fucking fat. You'd figure there would be some kind of health requirement. I was in the Army. You went one pound over your weight and you were being body massed with measurements and a caliper.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 4, 2023 6:34 PM |
R73, really? My cousin was in the Army and he has always been borderline fat. He had really good posture and a loud voice, so that helps, but he’s always overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 4, 2023 10:59 PM |
Regarding the Army and fatness. You would have a weigh in when you had you PT test. If you were overweight they sent you to the fatty class. The first thing the fatty class would do would be to caliper you and take measurements. So you can be overweight and pass. If you have certain measurements that are large. The primary one being if you had a fat neck. It somehow helped you pass the measurements. I can't remember or explain their equation. I was borderline fit-fat but I always passed the measurement and caliper stuff. The range of how much you could weigh would change dramatically as you got older. When you reached the age that you were obviously going to be a lifer it would be much easier to pass. That's why a lot of higher ranking individuals can be fat. Like say at 32 your max weight at 6'4", which I am would be say 200lb. At 33 it would be like 220. and so on. But when you are in the Army, at a young age, they are pretty strict. Standards have always fluctuated though with the ease or difficulty in recruiting.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 4, 2023 11:46 PM |