Naomi Watts, Billy Crudup marry

Why bother?

What's his type? Actresses who never quite lived up to expectations?

He's super sexy on The Morning Show.

That's some good gene mixing potential right there

Naomi Watts is a beautiful, naturally wrinkled woman. She was great in a lot of things and seems like a genuinely nice person.

Crudup is also beautiful.

Of course DL will express nothing but bitterness over this.

He's so hot!

Good luck with that, darlin'.

Is he the one who left that pregnant woman?

Love the dress. Crudup left Mary-Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant? Sounds like a real catch.

No chance of that happening, r4.

Isn't he a total manwhore? Then again, she's lived with Ledger and Liev Schreiber, so she's used to it. He is kinda cute still.

At least she can't get pregnant so he can leave her for a drip like Claire Danes.

We ALL have a type.

Some of us are simply able to attain that type while others cannot.

Yay Naomi - Billy is a hot daddy. And Naomi is a beautiful gal. May their union be as happy as Babs and Jim Brolin.

I'd lick her pussy!

Love that Liev commented on the post. Sweet.

I wonder if she still lives in that loft in that nondescript building at 427 Washington Street. The video clip at R9 is of the happy couple going into the Greenwich Hotel.

In the Architectural Digest article from 2017, the views of the neighboring buildings from the windows match 427 Washington Street. She buys a lot of stuff from Ralph Lauren Home.

Major downgrade from Liev Schreiber.

Crudup is a dog. Beautiful in Almost Famous, POS in real life.

I thought he was married to Claire Danes. How did he meet NW?

on Gypsy.

Yes, I think they did a play together.

they co-starred in her Gypsy tv series.

Her lace dress was from Oscar de la Renta. The Water Lily Guipure Lace Maxi Dress retails for $4,990. The frock, which is not part of a bridal collection, features a peekaboo construction with a boned bustier-style bodice and a pleated A-line skirt. Watts added a nude lining to the sheer lace dress. She topped off the look with gold accents, including high-heeled sandals and a necklace. Even her sunglasses were a neutral color, ensuring the focus stayed on her dress.

Poor thing. She picks fuckable men but they always end up fucking her over and fucking other women on the side.

I doubt Crudup will break that pattern.

She does get the most attractive men of the 00s to fuck her even still.

Portmanteau = Wattsup

She looks amazing in that dress, R23, especially considering she's 54.

Okay. maybe she's a little too thin and her ribs are showing a little too much.

[quote]I thought he was married to Claire Danes. How did he meet NW?

He left a pregnant Mary-Louise Parker for Claire, but they actually got married.

actually NEVER got married *****

I thought she was black???

R31, she was, back when she was a supermodel.

Yup, Naomi Watts and Naomi Campbell are practically twins.

He seems like and empty vessel.

I had no idea those two were a couple.

He will break her heart.

But she was a bitch to my best friend in Aussie boarding school, late 80s so I don’t care.

Nicole will always be the love of her life.

They're showing off how pretty they are, aren't they?

[bold]In the hetero world [/bold]they'd be considered VERY attractive in these photos and they know it.

I guess she left the boys with Liev for the honeymoon.

[quote] "We ALL have a type. Some of us are simply able to attain that type while others cannot."

R12 = Bryan Singer

Gurl - puh - laize!

I think she looks lovely at r41, but, yes, this will end up in tears.

[quote] Yup, Naomi Watts and Naomi Campbell are practically twins.

Oh, I was thinking of Naomi Campbell. I guess I don’t know who Naomi Watts is, then.

Clare Danes is the winner in all this as she traded up to Hugh Dancy.

He was HAF

[quote]He's so hot! —Leaving his girlfriend as she's about to squeeze out his crotch dropping

You don't know the back story - I'm sure he had good reason.

[quote]You don't know the back story - I'm sure he had good reason.

Good reason = Claire's young pussy.

^ LOL

inconceivable as that is to us gurls

Which boarding school was that, R36? She went to North Sydney Girls High and Mosman High - neither of which offers boarding.

Perhaps your friend got confused with the plot of “Flirting”, in which she starred, but that was a movie, not real life. Is your cousin Thandiwe Newton?

[quote]I guess I don’t know who Naomi Watts is, then.

Really, R43? She was in "Mulholland Drive", "The Ring" and "King Kong".

Most beautiful wedding dress EVAH! Chic as fuck.

Surprised it's an Oscar de la Renta. That's such a fuddy-duddy label.

All she eats in a whole day is one leaf of lettuce.

R49, asshole, I will get back to you. Her story is true.

I’m an asshole for querying what you posted, R53? That’s not a particularly measured response.

Looking forward to your response once you’ve checked with your cousin.

You made the whole thing up, R36.

He was so fucking sexy as Russell Hammond in Almost Famous. I love Naomi's dress. I hope it works out.

Billy lost his looks years ago. He seems sour and dried up.

Naomi still looks gorgeous. She's fun on Instagram, where she shows off her good taste in clothes and makeup.

R49 You shouldn’t have shown your hand so soon.

Why does Andy Cohen say he gets partial credit for this? Did he introduce them? Did they meet on WWHL?

What I like about Naomi is she is still naturally pretty. Pretty sure she's had no work done, yet. I don't see evidence of a facelift or fillers there, nice.

Do Naomi and Nicole still get together occasionally for a muffin buffing session?

There is no hand, R58 - I simply asked a question of R53.

She had Liev's thick daddy dick, attached to his big, burly daddy body, for years.

Anything after must be a let down.

[quote] She was in "Mulholland Drive", "The Ring" and "King Kong".

I’ve never heard of those movies, except for King Kong, but you must be talking about another remake.

You're missing out if you haven't seen "The Ring", R64. Very good horror movie.

Yes, it's the "King Kong" remake from 2005, directed by Peter Jackson.

Watts is a fantastic actress and Cudrup is hot as fuck. She deserves him. Get it, girl.

R64 Imagine it’s 1980. Think of Susan George. Naomi Watts is today’s answer to Susan George.

Try Naomi's Vag of Honor (TM) synthetic pussy juice when your cooch gets too dry!

It's not just a lube, it's a moisturizer!

[quote]Watts is a fantastic actress and Cudrup is hot as fuck. She deserves him. Get it, girl.

I prefer gurl.

She looks good, R68. Better than all the actresses who look bizarre because of plastic surgery, eg. Kim Novak.

Timeline

Side Note: For those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend the Cruddup film "Stage Beauty". Claire Danes co-stars. And I can't remember, but I believe DL is divided on her. Anyway, the film is based on the play by Jeffrey Hatcher. It's really a lovingly detailed production. I cam't wait to design it for the stage.

Liev Schreiber sent his congratulations as well. Schreiber is actually an ex of the Mulholland Drive actress, as they were together for 11 years and share two children together. They are seemingly friendly though, as the Ray Donovan alum commended his former partner on her marriage. He said:

Congratulations!!! Gorgeous!!!

R68, Naomi's new skincare line Stripes is actually very good. Even if you don't need a vaginal moisturizer, after a certain age everyone could use retinol.

A 54 year old man married a 54 year old woman!

That's quite newsworthy.

Crudup is smoking hot! She's a lucky girl.

Cruddy WAS hot but even at his peak, I don't think his ass was as good as Liev's in Ray Donovan:

A lot of celebs congratulating them on that Instagram post

R75, sorry Michael, what?

I couldn't hear you over the moans of yet another 23-year-old finishing inside me.

Crudup was cute in the movie Inventing The Abbotts. I see Jennifer Connelly gave her congrats and she was in that movie with him.

His son with Mary-Louise Parker (William Atticus Parker) is already 19. God, I feel old.

[quote]His son with Mary-Louise Parker (William Atticus Parker) is already 19. God, I feel old

How old is you, gurl?

I'm 44, r82.

OK, this is DL, let me fix that for me: God, I Am old!

[quote]His son with Mary-Louise Parker (William Atticus Parker) is already 19. God, I feel old

I wasn't aware of her before - she seems neurotic to me and humorless. No wonder he escaped.

[quote]I'm 44, [R82].

So, you were YOUNG when she had William.

I was, r86! Good times!

I didn’t realize that she and Liev Schreiber had split…

I think this guy's a big improvement - but the gays seem to love Liev.

So refreshing to see celebs marry at City Hall

R70 But that Eva Marie Saint looks younger than both of them.

Billy looks like shit now, wow!

Naomi steps out with her dog.

Open toed shoes on a New York City sidewalk?

Mary-Louise Parker reacts.