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"Perineum Sunning" : We warm our testicles and butts in the sun - platonic male erotic bonding

Sun’s out, buns out — and so is everything else when it comes to these two guys.

While stark-naked on a beach and lying side-by-side on their backs, a pair of “Platonic Male Erotic Bonding” proponents, Will Blunderfield and Brian Carew, spread their legs wide open and warmed their bare testicles and anuses in the sun as an “intimate” yet “non-sexual” buddy ritual.

And although haters call the display “gay,” the fanny-flaunting friends say their peculiar practice has nothing to do with sex.

“Erotic male bonding is in our DNA as men,” Blunderfield, 37 and living in Vancouver, Canada, told The Post. “A lot of men want to be able to [physically connect] with their bro without going into gay panic, but they’re scared that their heterosexual identity would crumble.”

He continued, “Same-sex bonding through acts like butthole sunning is innate, it’s natural and it’s beyond ‘gay’ or ‘straight.’ It’s a vitamin that we need.”

Blunderfield described the activity as “a connection that is deeply nourishing, inspiring, and charging yet is not sexual” in the Instagram caption of footage from his and Carew’s sunning session.

Video of their rump roasting racked up over 30,000 views.

“This type of connection … I call it platonic male erotic bonding,” continued Blunderfield, who also calls himself a “sex kung-fu coach.”

“Most would say this is a form of homosexuality or bisexuality,” added the guru of the custom. “It is not.”

And he’s right.

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by Anonymousreply 87June 19, 2023 11:43 PM

[quote]Gay as a lark on Liza Minelli's windowsill.

Funny comment.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2023 5:11 PM

It's not gay to sun your testicles and starfish on the beach.

It's gay to do it next to another man, whilst calling it "Erotic Male Bonding."

I think Oscar Wilde got hard labour for that.

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2023 5:11 PM

[quote]It's gay to do it next to another man, whilst calling it "Erotic Male Bonding."

Why do you say that ?

If two straight women were sunbathing in the nude next to each other by a pool, would you call it 'lesbianism' ?

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2023 5:13 PM

How does one become a “sex kung-fu coach" ? Is there some kind of school to attend ?

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2023 5:15 PM

[quote]In May, he and Carew hosted a 90-minute “seed release ritual” workshop, which men can access for $55 to “platonically” ejaculate together via Zoom.

Keep your eyes closed, bruh! Keep your... eyes... closed... *stares at the other guy's dick* Gnghhhhhh!

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2023 5:17 PM

The Post has the best stories 😆.

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2023 5:17 PM

R3 Because the dudes themselves call it "Erotic Male Bonding."

They came up with that name.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2023 5:19 PM

Also known as "taint misbehavin'."

by Anonymousreply 8June 9, 2023 5:21 PM

All the news that's fit to shit, r6. You just keep giving Rupert those clicks, yesirree.

by Anonymousreply 9June 9, 2023 5:21 PM

We are NOT gay, just straight dudebros who love sunning our taints next to other straight dudebros

by Anonymousreply 10June 9, 2023 5:24 PM

[quote] fanny-flaunting friends ... their rump roasting racked up over 30,000 ...

Pulitzer for alliteration to the NY Post!

by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2023 5:24 PM

Oh, God, this is just... 😂😂😂😂 It looks like it has been directly taken from a Monty Python sketch. Hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2023 5:27 PM

Wasn’t this one of the first big fads of the early Coronavirus lockdown? I guess the circle jerk adjacency of this makes it clickbait?

by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2023 5:29 PM

I'd bro out with the cute beardo.

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2023 5:31 PM

No homo!

by Anonymousreply 15June 9, 2023 5:33 PM

creepy

by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2023 5:34 PM

Slather some lemon juice down there for some natural anal bleaching.

by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2023 5:37 PM

If they're showing off their places where the sun don't shine, I hope they're using a high SPF.

by Anonymousreply 18June 9, 2023 5:39 PM

Giving new meaning to the phrase "holistic health".

by Anonymousreply 19June 9, 2023 5:41 PM

Tucker Carlson approves.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 9, 2023 5:44 PM

[quote] “sex kung-fu coach.”

With Sex Kung Fu grip

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by Anonymousreply 21June 9, 2023 5:51 PM

David Tyler Muir signed off on the evening news today saying he's going to be 'perineum sunning' with Andy Cohen this weekend, and he won't have his phone with him.

by Anonymousreply 22June 9, 2023 11:03 PM

R22 Oh, it'll be on his person. Just not anywhere he will be able to reach it in time to answer. And he'll want to unwrap it before touching it.

by Anonymousreply 23June 9, 2023 11:05 PM

Yes, R3.

by Anonymousreply 24June 9, 2023 11:07 PM

Aww.. it's Tuck Tuck's favorite "male bonding" experience.

by Anonymousreply 25June 9, 2023 11:15 PM

It does feel nice to air out the undercarriage. Sunlight is the best disinfectant after all.

by Anonymousreply 26June 9, 2023 11:23 PM

There's not a thing wrong with airing out your undercarriage, as you put it, R26.

It gets weird when it's described as a "bruh bonding NO HOMO experience" although they acknowledge its sexual component. So weird. I just want Tucker and Sean Shammity to "bruh bond" by sunning their taints together.

Make it so.

by Anonymousreply 27June 9, 2023 11:27 PM

Our next bonding ritual will consist of taking plaster casts of each other group member's penis.

After that we will fashion some silicone dildos out of them.

Then we will fuck ourselves with the dildo made from the penis of the person on our left.

It will be a straight bonding experience that will make us love our girlfriends better. No homo.

by Anonymousreply 28June 9, 2023 11:34 PM

This is worse than the "cockrub warriors" website I encountered, created by some bitter bottom who was upset because his whore bf died of AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 29June 9, 2023 11:36 PM

Ha! Presenting HOLE is now socially acceptable in public. GO DL BOYS! Momma is proud!

by Anonymousreply 30June 9, 2023 11:55 PM

Trump and Waltine Nauta were caught perineum sunning today at Mar A Largo.

by Anonymousreply 31June 10, 2023 4:39 PM

Why do I get the feeling these two served hard time in the Brother Sun Camp as youngsters?

by Anonymousreply 32June 10, 2023 5:09 PM

Gayer than an Ungaro frock in spring!

by Anonymousreply 33June 11, 2023 12:47 PM

I don't mind putting sunscreen on my bro's lower regions. It's totally not gay to help out your buddy, and it's perfectly normal for him to get hard when you are putting protection on his asshole.

What? No, it's not gay if he jizzes himself - it's just what guys do, ok?

I'm not letting my buddy down, no matter how many times he cums!

by Anonymousreply 34June 11, 2023 1:06 PM

"Perineum Sunning" could very well be The Pet Shop Boys next smash hit!

by Anonymousreply 35June 11, 2023 1:12 PM

No they "bop" and "mood", R35.

by Anonymousreply 36June 11, 2023 3:09 PM

R35: "'Perineum Sunning' could very well be The Pet Shop Boys next smash hit!"

"What have I, what have I, what have I done to absorb this..." "Since you caught a ray..."

by Anonymousreply 37June 11, 2023 3:43 PM

Don’t let the sun go down on me!

by Anonymousreply 38June 11, 2023 3:46 PM

I love this idea. With the right guy - gay or straight - in the right isolated area, this could be quite relaxing and enjoyable !

by Anonymousreply 39June 11, 2023 3:51 PM

I want to see the pink!

by Anonymousreply 40June 11, 2023 3:54 PM

I do too, R40.

Where are the UNCENSORED photos?!

by Anonymousreply 41June 11, 2023 4:00 PM

Most stupid thread and replies ever on DL

by Anonymousreply 42June 11, 2023 4:01 PM

R42 Awww, no one wants to go 'perineum sunning' with you this summer ? You have my thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 43June 11, 2023 4:04 PM

Oh please. Straight men, usually, go to an extreme degree to prove they’re NOT gay.

by Anonymousreply 44June 11, 2023 4:17 PM

Will Blunderfield = Gwyneth Paltrow.

by Anonymousreply 45June 11, 2023 4:19 PM

That gives me an idea somebody needs to develop a combination lube sunscreen formulation! You can call it Sun and Fun! or Bum de Soleil!!!!

by Anonymousreply 46June 11, 2023 4:27 PM

It's fraught with danger!

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by Anonymousreply 47June 11, 2023 4:37 PM

For a straight man, his Twitter sure has a lot of pictures of hard cocks.

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by Anonymousreply 48June 11, 2023 10:15 PM

It's high time straight Bros get in touch with each other's inner holes.

by Anonymousreply 49June 11, 2023 10:17 PM

On "seed release day" he eats dog food and drinks what looks like piss.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 11, 2023 10:25 PM

If straight women did any of the stuff he's doing, they would be called 'empowering' , 'brave' and 'heroines'.

by Anonymousreply 51June 11, 2023 10:29 PM

I followed him on Twitter for a minute, but he’s too nutty for me. And he’s not straight by any stretch of the imagination. Just check his likes. This is all an elaborate ruse to get close to naked dudes, especially ones who are straight or just see themselves that way.

by Anonymousreply 52June 11, 2023 10:40 PM

^^^ Not to mention making a shit-ton of money off it!

by Anonymousreply 53June 11, 2023 10:58 PM

R50 that video is BONKERS end to end 😆 "Hey guys, so I'm about to release my seed...." Like who decides they're going to tell the entire world that on a public Twitter page? Is he like a Borat-like prank?

This has to be a ruse, like this guy doesn't really believe this, he just wants to see how much bullshit people believe.

by Anonymousreply 54June 11, 2023 11:11 PM

[quote]Like who decides they're going to tell the entire world that on a public Twitter page?

Obviously, you're not too familiar with Twitter in 2023. This is light-weight compared to some of the other shit people post on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 55June 11, 2023 11:48 PM

The guy at R50 is almost trans adjacent looking. Like a white Ru Paul out of drag.

by Anonymousreply 56June 12, 2023 12:26 AM

R50. Come on with the dog food. That's gross. He can get all those benefits and nutrients from human food. No need to eat dog food.

by Anonymousreply 57June 12, 2023 1:52 AM

R49 Damn right! There's nothing more natural than a guy railing his best bud's hole after watching the game (loser bottoms). Hell, if he can make his bud jizz himself from getting plowed - it's the best (and most straight) ever.

by Anonymousreply 58June 12, 2023 1:53 AM

Men naked together is almost always gay, gayish or homoerotic. But it isn't straight even if the participants say that they are straight. They're not.

by Anonymousreply 59June 12, 2023 1:56 AM

He’s Wild Naked Man on Pornhub. I like his lean furry body and great cock, but you have to watch with the sound off. He’s so full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 60June 12, 2023 2:05 AM

[quote] But it isn't straight even if the participants say that they are straight.

No not in all situations, particularly when industrialized

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by Anonymousreply 61June 12, 2023 2:10 AM

Then there are the straight guys who are gay for pay and work as male escorts - they're not gay.

by Anonymousreply 62June 12, 2023 9:12 PM

I'm offended.

by Anonymousreply 63June 12, 2023 9:16 PM

I want to go perineum sunning with Ari Arouzi and Ken Dilanian.

by Anonymousreply 64June 13, 2023 1:21 AM

R3 I've seen his channel on Pornhub and his "male bonding" videos also include cupping each other's balls, rubbing the head of each other's cocks, edging together. The female equivalent would be flipping each other's beans which I would define as lesbian activity.

by Anonymousreply 65June 13, 2023 1:34 AM

[quote]I've seen his channel on Pornhub and his "male bonding" videos also include cupping each other's balls, rubbing the head of each other's cocks, edging together.

I'd love to do that with a straight hunky dude.

by Anonymousreply 66June 13, 2023 1:43 AM

The guy has an absolutely beautiful, uncut cock. And he loves to eat cum.

by Anonymousreply 67June 13, 2023 2:02 AM

Why can't this guy just admit he's gay or bi? It's pure homophobia for him to insist that all this explicitly sexual male intimacy is just heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 68June 13, 2023 2:18 AM

GAY GAY GAY

by Anonymousreply 69June 13, 2023 2:20 AM

R68 Because he's brand is likely based on the image of being straight and doing these things with other straight dudes....see queerbating.

by Anonymousreply 70June 13, 2023 4:12 AM

R67 I haven't seen him eat cum yet.

by Anonymousreply 71June 13, 2023 3:15 PM

Does he have “an” OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 72June 13, 2023 9:56 PM

From what he has posted on Pornhub, I don't think he needs an OF.

Now, let me go back to perineum sunning with my new boyfriend, Bandon 'Handsome' Van Grack.

by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2023 12:32 AM

I learn something new every day on DL!

Too bad I can't share most of it with anyone else...

by Anonymousreply 74June 14, 2023 1:11 AM

He ejaculates "unexpectedly" on one of his Pornhub videos, and cums in his cupped hand before eating it, proclaiming it "delicious!"

by Anonymousreply 75June 14, 2023 1:17 AM

DeSantis and Jared Kushner were caught perineum sunning in Miami yesterday - but neither one is gay.

by Anonymousreply 76June 14, 2023 9:56 PM

He comes one of the "politicals" making it about politics... again...

by Anonymousreply 77June 16, 2023 3:55 AM

Ya'll will think I'm lying but back in 2020 I know a guy who tried this in Miami. He considers himself straight. It could have just been a lockdown fad, but if not for him talking about it himself I would not have believed it.

by Anonymousreply 78June 16, 2023 11:59 AM

My dog does this

🐶

by Anonymousreply 79June 16, 2023 12:09 PM

R77 Sorry, Governor DeSantis. Dad said that I didn't sign an NDA, so I can tell whomever I want. And he wants me to tell it loud and clear.

by Anonymousreply 80June 16, 2023 12:23 PM

Perineum massage is the new thing

by Anonymousreply 81June 16, 2023 12:33 PM

He looks like porn stat Stephen Harte’s brother…

by Anonymousreply 82June 16, 2023 12:44 PM

Some people will do anything for attention. Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 83June 16, 2023 7:38 PM

[quote]Sorry, Governor DeSantis.

I'm Canadian, chicky. I don't even know who that is.

by Anonymousreply 84June 16, 2023 8:13 PM

R84 If you're Canadian, no one cares what you think anyway.

by Anonymousreply 85June 19, 2023 9:52 PM

More clicks for Murdoch. Great.

by Anonymousreply 86June 19, 2023 10:22 PM

R86 Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ! You know what will happen if you click !

by Anonymousreply 87June 19, 2023 11:43 PM
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