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Luke Evans frying his skin in Portugal

The vacations, speedos, and lack of sunscreen persist.

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by Anonymousreply 156November 20, 2023 2:57 PM

I *REALLY* didn't need to see that . . .


by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2023 5:31 AM

Fine Corinthian leather.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2023 5:34 AM

I don't understand this queen's obsession with sunburns. Not only is it terrible for the health of your skin, but it ages you SO badly, is entirely preventable, and it also HURTS. Is it some sort of kink?

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2023 5:38 AM

Creator is such a dumb word. “Evans shared that he could also see himself as a creator in the future.”

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2023 5:45 AM

YUM! I love how slutty Luke Evans is. More Luke Evans speedo shots!

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2023 6:55 AM

One day he'll regret doing that. He's ruining his looks and health.

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2023 7:36 AM

He’s literally hot as hell, looks amazing for now. He doesn’t seem to care, let’s enjoy him.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2023 7:56 AM

R7 he doesn't look amazing though. That leathered chest and craggy, sun-damaged face does him no justice. He looks like a tomato in 75% of the photos he shares of himself. The sun is unforgiving and you cannot get away with that level of exposure to it—it wrecks your skin and puts you at an extremely high risk for skin cancer. By the time he is in his mid-50s, he is going to look like he's pushing 80. For someone as vain as he is, I cannot understand why he doesn't seem to care.

by Anonymousreply 8June 9, 2023 9:51 AM

After coming out in his early 20s he found being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen limited his career.

So he butched up, became ambiguous, attended a few events with women and got to a point where was considered a star.

And now he's back being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen who posts the kind of pics usually shared by men their early 20s.

Nature is healing.

by Anonymousreply 9June 9, 2023 10:44 AM

Luke, man, for the love of God, SLIP, SLOP, SLAP!

by Anonymousreply 10June 9, 2023 11:09 AM

He's very fit, has a sexy voice, but really needs to visit Brigitte Bardot to see his dermatological future.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2023 11:21 AM

The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2023 11:21 AM

Luke before he butched up

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by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2023 11:25 AM

I don't understand people's obsession with super tanned/charred skin. It looks unhealthy and feels dry and crispy to the touch. Just wear the sunscreen, guy!

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2023 11:30 AM

It’s a legitimate form of body dysmorphia

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by Anonymousreply 15June 9, 2023 1:31 PM

You'd think he'd protect his heavy investment in cosmetic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2023 1:36 PM

[Quote]The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.

Found Armie in the thread!

by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2023 2:23 PM

Crêpey bosom in ten, nine, eight ....

by Anonymousreply 18June 9, 2023 2:41 PM

Luke's movie "Our Son" just premiered at the Tribeca film festival and I can verify that those who find him fried and leathery will find him fried and leathery in that, too; and those who find him ruggedly handsome will find him ruggedly handsome. But he's very well lit.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2023 3:15 AM

her tits/nips are her best feature and she aint even showin em off????

by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2023 3:25 AM

I finally saw him in something recently - a Fast and Furious movie where he played a bad guy, and he’s sexy as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2023 3:56 AM

R9 you are such a fkin hateful cunt but that was funny. He had sex with a friend of mine and was told it was mind blowing. My friend is a much bigger star than Luke and well regarded A lister in the music world. Actually just A list in general.

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2023 4:04 AM

barry manilow?

by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2023 4:05 AM

R23 No. Bigger… at least legacy wise.

by Anonymousreply 24June 12, 2023 4:08 AM

He likes it and I'm sure he knows about the danger. Let him live his life the way he wants to.

by Anonymousreply 25June 12, 2023 4:21 AM

What does he have against sunscreen though?

by Anonymousreply 26June 12, 2023 4:22 AM

Who cares R26! Why do you worry about what he does so much? Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.

Evans is hot a hell, he looks great and he's sexy as fuck.


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by Anonymousreply 27June 12, 2023 4:29 AM

R27 = fat woman with a curly-wurly hanging out of her mouth, surrounded by Disney Store plushies.

He's a gay Jane McDonald careering hus way above his weight. Deal.

by Anonymousreply 28June 12, 2023 4:34 AM

Former sun worshiper here. There is a feeling of well-being you get after lying out in the sun, getting a good tan. I liked how my skin looked, tanned.

His neck, though, looks rough. If my neck had ever started looking like that, I would have stopped tanning.

His face looks good, compared to his neck. He must get laser treatments.

by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2023 4:42 AM

his sun kissed tittys are said to send him into eyerolls bak into head when theyr abused...

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2023 4:42 AM

LOL R28! You're hilarious. I'm male.

I'll hazard a guess and say that his career is probably better than your career right???? Thought so.

You sound bitter and jealous.

by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2023 4:43 AM

does he suck steve grandes ass lips?

by Anonymousreply 32June 12, 2023 4:51 AM

It's the asshole sucking troll.

by Anonymousreply 33June 12, 2023 5:13 AM

[quote] grandes

by Anonymousreply 34June 12, 2023 5:18 AM


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by Anonymousreply 35June 12, 2023 5:20 AM

Shucked : the story of steve grands asshole voyage.

by Anonymousreply 36June 12, 2023 5:20 AM

Luke fucked a popular r&b singer who mainly confesses his love for women.

by Anonymousreply 37June 12, 2023 5:32 AM

R36, it’s grandes.

by Anonymousreply 38June 12, 2023 5:42 AM

Luther Vandross!

by Anonymousreply 39June 12, 2023 5:43 AM

But does he sun his perineum?

by Anonymousreply 40June 12, 2023 1:17 PM

Part of me wants to fuck him, part of me wants to scold him for abusing his tender Welsh hide like that.

by Anonymousreply 41June 12, 2023 2:32 PM

[quote]Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.

I took my uncle to the dermatologist a few weeks ago and saw some pretty horrific consequences of "living in the light."

by Anonymousreply 42June 12, 2023 2:48 PM

He already looks mid-50s

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by Anonymousreply 44June 12, 2023 3:16 PM

I've only been familiar with him as a DL dermatological cautionary tale but I started watching the second Hobbit movie last night, and thought he was really sexy in that.

by Anonymousreply 45June 12, 2023 4:07 PM

R45, I highly recommend Luke in the UK TV series "The Great Train Robbery" and "The Pembrokeshire Murders," both true stories.

by Anonymousreply 46June 12, 2023 4:56 PM

R39 My god you are dumb. You realize Luther died 20 yrs ago.

by Anonymousreply 47June 12, 2023 6:29 PM

Of course I do, R47. Hence my post.

by Anonymousreply 48June 12, 2023 6:37 PM

I'd never heard of this guy until that live action Beauty and the Brast movie but was he always this sleazy looking?

by Anonymousreply 49June 12, 2023 7:01 PM

"44 year-old Welsh actor AND SINGER..."? Really?

by Anonymousreply 50June 12, 2023 9:23 PM

R50 yes bitch he sings and has put out albums. Wtf don’t you understand.

by Anonymousreply 51June 12, 2023 9:51 PM

His albums are of the same quality as Susan Boyle.

Overly heartfelt and dramatic karaoke cover versions, some with alternate arrangements, and the odd new song.

The kind of cd you buy in Asda for your nan.

by Anonymousreply 52June 12, 2023 10:11 PM

Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.

by Anonymousreply 53June 12, 2023 10:25 PM

I don't think he's Tom Jones in either department.

by Anonymousreply 54June 12, 2023 10:30 PM

if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......

by Anonymousreply 55June 13, 2023 4:54 AM

which stars have fuked him?

by Anonymousreply 56June 13, 2023 4:55 AM

I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 57June 13, 2023 4:58 AM

his fist?

by Anonymousreply 58June 13, 2023 5:15 AM

Luke's Spanish boyfriend Fran Tomas.-

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by Anonymousreply 59June 13, 2023 6:59 AM

For r50 and r52:

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by Anonymousreply 60June 13, 2023 2:40 PM

You do know vitamin D comes from the sun. So he likes a tan. So what

by Anonymousreply 61June 13, 2023 2:58 PM

His Naugahyde perma-tan look is sexy in a late 1960’s kind of way. I’m sure it will be a dermatological disaster down the road, but he can worry about that later.

by Anonymousreply 62June 13, 2023 3:00 PM

[quote]Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.

So did Susan Boyle

by Anonymousreply 63June 13, 2023 3:16 PM

He has GAY lips

by Anonymousreply 64June 13, 2023 3:17 PM

And r60 is getting closer to the tea I’m spilling for y’all.

by Anonymousreply 65June 13, 2023 6:41 PM

R65, Of course you mean Usher, r65/r53!

by Anonymousreply 66June 13, 2023 7:09 PM

[Quote] if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......

He does.

by Anonymousreply 67June 15, 2023 6:31 PM

Does he shave or does he have it waxed? I'd have thought he was the kind of guy to use hair removal cream and then squat over a shower nozzle

by Anonymousreply 68June 15, 2023 7:25 PM

Sunshine day

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by Anonymousreply 69June 15, 2023 7:37 PM

[Quote] Does he shave or does he have it waxed?

I don't know. The camshow wasn't that high res.

by Anonymousreply 70June 16, 2023 12:24 AM

@R9 when did that happened with Luke and usher? Was it only one time?

by Anonymousreply 71July 1, 2023 7:08 PM

Sorry, bitches. He's still hot. He gives off a slutty and up-for-anything vibe. I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 72July 1, 2023 7:10 PM

When did he and usher hook up are they still fucking please let me know

by Anonymousreply 73July 1, 2023 7:15 PM

I'm not getting the disgust. He doesn't look older than 40s to me, and for a white British 44 year old that's quite an accomplishment. He's also quite handsome.

What's with the pearl clutching?

by Anonymousreply 74July 1, 2023 7:44 PM

Jesus, Fran Tomas is stunning... I really hope there's a thick, cut cock to go with that body and he splits Luke's ass on a regular basis with a good hard fuck. If Luke can't take that meat up his ass, he better be willing to spend time on his knees, ready to take a facial of that Spaniard's spunk.

by Anonymousreply 75July 1, 2023 8:05 PM

My, R75, you’re descriptive.

by Anonymousreply 76July 1, 2023 8:10 PM

He was never classically handsome and the excessive sun exposure has made his coarse features look worse.

by Anonymousreply 77July 1, 2023 8:52 PM

Spanish guys tend to be bottoms so it's probably Spainsy's ass that's being split.

by Anonymousreply 78July 1, 2023 10:13 PM

Oh God

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by Anonymousreply 79July 2, 2023 1:03 PM

Has anyone seen his movie with Billy Porter?

by Anonymousreply 80July 2, 2023 3:15 PM

I did, R80. See R19. His character's development was the main part of the second half. Not a black-and-white portrayal but shades of gray; both main characters were sympathetic in spite of their acrimony.

by Anonymousreply 81July 2, 2023 3:29 PM

I would cool him off with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 82July 2, 2023 3:32 PM

I love Luke

by Anonymousreply 83July 3, 2023 12:32 AM

I want the scoop on Luke and usher

by Anonymousreply 84July 3, 2023 12:33 AM

Not surprised at the Usher tea: the rumors about him have been around since he was underage and living with Puffy.

Seeing Luke alongside Usher and that Oompa Loompa is jarring…is he really that short?

by Anonymousreply 85July 3, 2023 12:54 AM

Which Oompa Loompa, R85?

by Anonymousreply 86July 3, 2023 1:31 AM

Usher is 5/7 and Luke 6 f

by Anonymousreply 87July 3, 2023 2:37 PM

Luke is 6 f usher 5/7 f

by Anonymousreply 88July 3, 2023 2:38 PM

Luke was In Atlanta last year

by Anonymousreply 89July 11, 2023 8:07 PM

He's very handsome. Tough crowd here, my god.

by Anonymousreply 90July 11, 2023 8:11 PM

Luke is a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 91July 11, 2023 11:06 PM

He also a top

by Anonymousreply 92July 12, 2023 1:21 AM

I love how slutty Evans is. Yum. Bet he's a smoking hot fuck.

by Anonymousreply 93July 12, 2023 2:14 AM

Luke is hot

by Anonymousreply 94July 13, 2023 1:10 AM

R94, well he must be if he’s frying his skin.

by Anonymousreply 95July 13, 2023 1:13 AM

He should enter a competition with GOOP.

by Anonymousreply 96July 13, 2023 1:41 AM

He should take Goop’s head and crush it between his tree trunk thighs…I’d pay to see that shit.

by Anonymousreply 97July 13, 2023 1:52 AM

Luke have a nice body

by Anonymousreply 98July 13, 2023 4:12 AM

He looks a fuck of a lot better than Goop. I second R97's suggestion.

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by Anonymousreply 100July 13, 2023 5:16 AM

Luke break Jon heart so bad he still throwing shade at him

by Anonymousreply 101July 14, 2023 5:18 AM

Speaking of shade, R101, Luke needs it.

by Anonymousreply 102July 14, 2023 5:23 AM

Somebody's gotta keep us in business!

by Anonymousreply 103July 14, 2023 5:36 AM

R99 Goop is six years older than Luke, so she's a bit ahead of him in the frying game. He will look like her (if not worse) by 50 based on his tanning habits.

by Anonymousreply 104July 14, 2023 9:07 AM

Is there anything you can do to reverse this much sun damage?

by Anonymousreply 105July 14, 2023 3:49 PM

I don’t know we’re Luke is right now I know he’s not in the same place with he’s boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 106July 14, 2023 6:53 PM

[quote] we’re

Period/full stop.

[quote] he’s

by Anonymousreply 107July 14, 2023 8:58 PM

Before the frying.....

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by Anonymousreply 108July 15, 2023 2:02 AM

He wasn't unattractive pre-jerky era, though he's not my type.

by Anonymousreply 109July 15, 2023 2:52 AM

His face bores me. Something's off about the proportions.

by Anonymousreply 110July 15, 2023 3:08 AM

No, r105. Even childhood sunburns stay in your cells. Hence, many adult basal cell and melanoma cancers.

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by Anonymousreply 111July 15, 2023 9:21 PM

He should leave his body to Louis Vuitton or Hermes when he dies. They can make an exclusive line of leather bags from his skin.

by Anonymousreply 112July 15, 2023 9:29 PM

R112, That's why both processes are called "tanning."

by Anonymousreply 113July 15, 2023 11:48 PM

He is like the gay version of a groundhog...You know it's summer when Luke is on some beach looking like a piece of leather

by Anonymousreply 114July 16, 2023 1:16 AM

Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is

by Anonymousreply 115July 16, 2023 4:01 AM

Luke has it going on! He’s got an rnb signer worth 180 million and the concert estimate should be 200 million.

by Anonymousreply 116July 16, 2023 9:52 PM

[quote]Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is

I'll take "who is Usher?" for $200, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 117July 16, 2023 9:56 PM

Well it doesn’t matter he have r & b super star.making $200.000.000 estimate concert plus he already have $180.000.000 I don’t think he care about you’ll opinion just like Kim .k

by Anonymousreply 118July 16, 2023 10:38 PM

Luke have a very very rich king of r& b super star the concert estimated $200.000.000 plus $180.000.000 he’s not worry about you’ll

by Anonymousreply 119July 17, 2023 3:09 AM

Luke have a very very rich king of r& b who have $180.000.000 dollars and the concert estimates $200.000.000 dollars he’s not worry about you’ll he got it going on

by Anonymousreply 120July 17, 2023 3:18 AM

All that money

by Anonymousreply 121July 17, 2023 3:22 AM

All that money

by Anonymousreply 122July 17, 2023 3:23 AM

Love it

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by Anonymousreply 124July 17, 2023 6:35 PM

He would greatly benefit from some work on those heavy eyelids. A good plastic surgeon could get rid of all the puffiness easily and he'd look much fresher.

by Anonymousreply 125July 17, 2023 6:37 PM

Love me some Luke evans

by Anonymousreply 126July 17, 2023 8:49 PM

There’s nothing wrong with he’s skin

by Anonymousreply 127July 17, 2023 8:51 PM

There’s nothing Wrong with his skin

by Anonymousreply 128July 17, 2023 8:52 PM

The never-ending supply of morons who think they're clever.

by Anonymousreply 129July 18, 2023 2:01 PM

R22 I believe Luke was in Atlanta 2021 around may is that when it happened

by Anonymousreply 130July 20, 2023 5:21 AM

Luke rock

by Anonymousreply 131September 5, 2023 5:18 AM

R131, are you describing his skin texture?

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by Anonymousreply 133September 5, 2023 6:14 AM

What is wrong with he’s skin texture

by Anonymousreply 134September 5, 2023 2:57 PM

His dermatologist is a world renowned leathersmith…

by Anonymousreply 135September 5, 2023 4:43 PM

R128 = Ricardo Montalban

by Anonymousreply 136September 5, 2023 4:46 PM

R 9 why they delete the comment

by Anonymousreply 137September 18, 2023 10:57 PM

R127, perhaps you have that poster blocked. I can see R9.

by Anonymousreply 138September 18, 2023 11:11 PM

When Luke went back to the closet...

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by Anonymousreply 139September 19, 2023 2:02 AM

No.I didn’t I want more information about the hookup

by Anonymousreply 140September 19, 2023 6:24 PM

R138 he said he never went back

by Anonymousreply 141September 21, 2023 3:04 PM

Why it’s dead

by Anonymousreply 142October 3, 2023 6:14 PM

I can’t believe there’s never been a sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 143October 3, 2023 7:04 PM

Luke Evans is a HOMO

by Anonymousreply 144October 3, 2023 7:52 PM

143 if there’s one I pay $2.000 dollars to see it

by Anonymousreply 145October 5, 2023 1:18 AM

Congratulations to Luke well done happy for you win and f the haters

by Anonymousreply 146October 16, 2023 7:35 PM

Congratulations Luke you deserve to win

by Anonymousreply 147October 31, 2023 9:43 PM

Front row Frankie’s website: Backstairs Billy Review- The Duke of York’s Theatre – Luke Evans – Penelope Wilton – London October 2023

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by Anonymousreply 148October 31, 2023 10:03 PM

Luke and Jon wearing the same green coat

by Anonymousreply 149November 11, 2023 12:57 AM

I don’t care how leathery he is..would still do.

by Anonymousreply 150November 11, 2023 1:02 AM

Where, R149?

by Anonymousreply 151November 14, 2023 2:34 AM

Look at Jon new picture we’re he seating with a white shirt on click the arrow you see him in green jacket

by Anonymousreply 152November 14, 2023 3:50 PM

R149 you can see it on the new picture seating with the white shirt click on the arrow

by Anonymousreply 153November 14, 2023 3:53 PM

It’s confirm by Keke mother about usher the friend was telling the truth

by Anonymousreply 154November 20, 2023 2:15 AM

R152 Luke and Jon were the hottest gay power couple.

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by Anonymousreply 155November 20, 2023 2:55 AM

Jon and usher take picture together

by Anonymousreply 156November 20, 2023 2:57 PM
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