has just become bigger and bigger over the years.
He does his hair to make it look even bigger than it is.
Is he some sort of terrifying visitor from our future?
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has just become bigger and bigger over the years.
He does his hair to make it look even bigger than it is.
Is he some sort of terrifying visitor from our future?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 16, 2023 12:42 AM |
Great interview. He’s a treasure.
Remember when we had artists (with something to say) and not just pop stars?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 6, 2023 8:16 PM |
Looks pleasantly Cagney. .
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 6, 2023 9:27 PM |
He is a notorious a-hole in person.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 6, 2023 9:35 PM |
Yikes…his head looks like the molecules that compose it are spreading further apart each year.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 6, 2023 9:40 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 10, 2023 7:25 PM |
He knows what you're thinking, OP
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 10, 2023 7:27 PM |
Ugly bastard
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 10, 2023 7:44 PM |
I’ve been around him in person. He’s a chain-smoking drunkard.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 10, 2023 9:15 PM |
The U.S. government is releasing information on him slowly and sporadically, so as not to send the American public into a panic.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 10, 2023 9:42 PM |
His eyebrows are suspiciously arched. Botox?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 10, 2023 9:47 PM |
Mellencamp and Leo DeCrapio, both their heads grew, Leo's head has gotten rounder and fatter, Mellencamp's head got longer, ans he is a total douchebag asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 11, 2023 1:27 AM |
[quote] The U.S. government is releasing information on him slowly and sporadically, so as not to send the American public into a panic.
We should have all been a little suspicious when he kept changing his name. How many aliases does this man have? Johnny Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 11, 2023 1:40 AM |
He's great.
But, yeah, he's always had a large upper-head. He just used to have bangs and poofy hair to camouflage it.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 11, 2023 6:45 AM |
He looks like a Funko Pop version of himself.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 11, 2023 7:05 AM |
It’s hilarious how he was married to supermodel Elaine Irwin in her prime. At least she had the good sense to divorce him and marry a younger billionaire.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 11, 2023 9:41 AM |
" Little Pink Houses, for you and meee yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!" I still love that song, and I've always read that he's a jerk, but I like him anyway. He looks a little bit like an alien now, but I remember well when he looked like the photo R14 posted.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 11, 2023 10:25 AM |
Can someone please paste the article at OP?
TIA
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 11, 2023 12:00 PM |
His hands look tiny in the photo at OP.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 11, 2023 9:26 PM |
I'd love to know the details of what happened between him and Meg Ryan, of whom he now says, "She HATES me." Oh, but it was probably just him being a drunken asshole, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 11, 2023 9:30 PM |
I gladly yield to my alien Mellencamp overlord.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 11, 2023 9:32 PM |
He had a heart attack 20+ years ago and never quit smoking. I'm surprised he's still alive.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 11, 2023 9:39 PM |
We don't call him John Cougar Mellonhead for nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 15, 2023 11:45 PM |
Sometimes one can tell what a person is like just by looking at them. He looks like an arrogant entitled jerk asshole that Everyone had better argree with his ideas or Else !
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