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Amish bf

Where to find an Amish bf ?

by Anonymousreply 35June 9, 2023 10:11 PM

Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 1June 6, 2023 2:40 AM

Rumspringa

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by Anonymousreply 2June 6, 2023 2:43 AM

There’s no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise!

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by Anonymousreply 3June 6, 2023 2:45 AM

I knew Amish guys who left the hold and were shunned by their families. At first they'd just go wild, in every way. Rumspringa Plus. After a few months they'd settle down and go straight, mostly, but wouldn't stay with a woman long. And then they'd come knocking.

Uncut. Half are really clean and half are not-so-much and need direction. When they're loose they can play pretty rough. But they also love ass play and getting fucked, but usually after something to mellow out with. As one said a long time ago. Shy at first, and then enthusiastic.

And sexist. They have to be educated about what is appropriate with a man who goes up in the man. Men.

by Anonymousreply 4June 6, 2023 2:56 AM

R4, do you live in PA? Where do you find all of these Amish guys?

by Anonymousreply 5June 6, 2023 3:47 AM

“Your wife prefers you rinse first….”

by Anonymousreply 6June 6, 2023 4:11 AM

How many times have you cum today just from using your pet phrase: “goes up into the man?”

by Anonymousreply 7June 6, 2023 4:41 AM

You'll find them here...

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by Anonymousreply 8June 6, 2023 4:43 AM

R8 #HeGetsUs

by Anonymousreply 9June 6, 2023 5:55 AM

Are you away from North?

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2023 6:05 AM

Learn Swiss German. Their dialect is very similar.

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2023 6:09 AM

“We can do fondue without any electricity. This gray juice will make you feel special…” 🫕 🥂

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2023 7:30 AM

Grape*

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2023 7:31 AM

Maybe the Home Depot Mens Room in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 14June 6, 2023 8:22 AM

Are Amish guys cut or uncut? They are probably born in a barn, after all.

by Anonymousreply 15June 6, 2023 10:21 AM

Why do they all have terrible haircuts?

by Anonymousreply 16June 6, 2023 10:24 AM

Because no one is looking at their hair.

Take a spin through Lancaster, PA area right now - those Amish guys are built like brick walls.

by Anonymousreply 17June 6, 2023 10:30 AM

Hell, don't even go to Lancaster. Just drive through the western suburbs of Philly. Amish carpenters build houses from the 'burbs all the way to Harrisburg and beyond.

by Anonymousreply 18June 6, 2023 10:31 AM

They don't grow the weird fisherman's beards until marriage.

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by Anonymousreply 19June 6, 2023 10:34 AM

I had an Amish fuckbuddy back in the day. He was very sweet and fun in bed and felt kind of exotic. He also had a nice but curved dick. I recognize now that he had "Pierogi's disease" or whatever the fuck it's called.

by Anonymousreply 20June 6, 2023 10:39 AM

Peyronie’s Disease, R20.

Dick, not dumplings.

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2023 10:44 AM

When you don’t see your PA Dutch bf for awhile make sure to say, “Amish you”.

by Anonymousreply 22June 6, 2023 11:03 AM

You lost me at uncut and most being hygienically challenged.

by Anonymousreply 23June 6, 2023 11:10 AM

R5 On his TV.

by Anonymousreply 24June 6, 2023 12:24 PM

[quote] I recognize now that he had "Pierogi's disease" or whatever the fuck it's called

[quote] When you don’t see your PA Dutch bf for awhile make sure to say, “Amish you”.

Unsure which is the best pun here, but this thread and the idea of “a man going up in the man” has made my sausage swell like it’s ready to be served!

by Anonymousreply 25June 6, 2023 12:25 PM

At a New York Gay Parade, there were four Amish guys with sign "Out Of The Barns And Into The Bars."

by Anonymousreply 26June 6, 2023 12:36 PM

Grew up VERY close to Amish Country in PA. The wilder Amish kids would come to our area (usually hitchhiking) and hang out in convenience store parking lots. They would buy multiple cans of Reddi-Whip and do whippits all night long. Of course, my senior year, one girl died doing it, so it was decided Reddi-Whip would no longer be sold in convenience stores. Seriously, the local Turkey Hill would have a huge stock of cans of whipped cream thinking the Amish kids were just buying them for pudding, I guess.

Anyways...one night a bunch of us were drunk and stopped to get snacks. One of my (female) friends struck up a conversation with one of the Amish boys and decided to see how far it would go. She wound up giving him a hand job in my car. I wasn't thrilled about it but needed details. She said he was really well hung, uncut, and as reported here earlier, definitely had an odor. I do remember him being very cute and tall.

by Anonymousreply 27June 6, 2023 12:47 PM

[quote] definitely had an odor

These words carry even more authenticity considering Mr. Richard Fromage himself wrote them!

by Anonymousreply 28June 6, 2023 1:02 PM

NOT NOW, Mike Pence. You have a campaign to run.

by Anonymousreply 29June 6, 2023 1:40 PM

R5, I worked for long stretched in Missouri, Iowa and Colorado. The Amish communities were in all of them, and I had a family connection with horse breeders and ag work and that's where diaspora Amish gravitated. I didn't chase anyone. The knew what "gay" meant and appreciated my honesty, I guess.

The lack of deodorant during the day and the amount of cologne in the evenings were a funny combination.

by Anonymousreply 30June 6, 2023 1:45 PM

re: R30 Looking for an Amish boyfriend? Or maybe a Mennonite?

May I suggest the platform of the Amtrak station in LaPlata, MO around 7:30 pm Central time when the westbound Southwest Chief pulls in (on the rare day it's on time.) There's a morning eastbound train that's supposed to be there around 9:30 in the morning, but it's even less likely to be on schedule as it is the end of the train's run from Los Angeles.

No one's mentioned Hutterites, another somewhat similar Anabaptist religious group. Years ago I met a Hutterite kid near Brooks, Alberta and saw him a couple of times while visiting a friend's farm. He was gorgeous and thought his copy of Playboy was the hottest porn going. All we did is jerk off, but he was gorgeous and showered regularly, I guess, as that wasn't an issue.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 6, 2023 2:27 PM

The guy on the left in R2's photo looks like one of Das Woodies. (This isn't a compliment . . .)

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by Anonymousreply 32June 6, 2023 2:36 PM

R25: Who doesn’t like Mennonite — and all day too?

by Anonymousreply 33June 6, 2023 3:43 PM

R22, I just revisited this thread and reread you at r33. It took me a couple days but I got it!

-- Alas, "it" isn't some over-eager Amish bottom, but still, humor is a good second-place award.

by Anonymousreply 34June 9, 2023 9:47 PM

A guy I know told me about his high school fling with an Amish teen boy. He lived in a small town, Amish kid lived nearby and sometimes came into town. He told me there was a system of notes (Amish have no phones) being passed between the two of them via a third party. R27/DickCheese, your post actually reminded me of this: it was a convenience store employee who knew my friend & this kid were crushing on each other. He would give this gal a note saying where he'd be next time they came into town, & she'd pass it on to the Amish teen discreetly on their next visit.

by Anonymousreply 35June 9, 2023 10:11 PM
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