Where to find an Amish bf ?
Amish bf
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 9, 2023 10:11 PM |
Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 6, 2023 2:40 AM |
There’s no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 6, 2023 2:45 AM |
I knew Amish guys who left the hold and were shunned by their families. At first they'd just go wild, in every way. Rumspringa Plus. After a few months they'd settle down and go straight, mostly, but wouldn't stay with a woman long. And then they'd come knocking.
Uncut. Half are really clean and half are not-so-much and need direction. When they're loose they can play pretty rough. But they also love ass play and getting fucked, but usually after something to mellow out with. As one said a long time ago. Shy at first, and then enthusiastic.
And sexist. They have to be educated about what is appropriate with a man who goes up in the man. Men.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 6, 2023 2:56 AM |
R4, do you live in PA? Where do you find all of these Amish guys?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 6, 2023 3:47 AM |
“Your wife prefers you rinse first….”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 6, 2023 4:11 AM |
How many times have you cum today just from using your pet phrase: “goes up into the man?”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 6, 2023 4:41 AM |
R8 #HeGetsUs
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 6, 2023 5:55 AM |
Are you away from North?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 6, 2023 6:05 AM |
Learn Swiss German. Their dialect is very similar.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 6, 2023 6:09 AM |
“We can do fondue without any electricity. This gray juice will make you feel special…” 🫕 🥂
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 6, 2023 7:30 AM |
Grape*
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 6, 2023 7:31 AM |
Maybe the Home Depot Mens Room in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 6, 2023 8:22 AM |
Are Amish guys cut or uncut? They are probably born in a barn, after all.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 6, 2023 10:21 AM |
Why do they all have terrible haircuts?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 6, 2023 10:24 AM |
Because no one is looking at their hair.
Take a spin through Lancaster, PA area right now - those Amish guys are built like brick walls.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 6, 2023 10:30 AM |
Hell, don't even go to Lancaster. Just drive through the western suburbs of Philly. Amish carpenters build houses from the 'burbs all the way to Harrisburg and beyond.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 6, 2023 10:31 AM |
They don't grow the weird fisherman's beards until marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 6, 2023 10:34 AM |
I had an Amish fuckbuddy back in the day. He was very sweet and fun in bed and felt kind of exotic. He also had a nice but curved dick. I recognize now that he had "Pierogi's disease" or whatever the fuck it's called.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 6, 2023 10:39 AM |
Peyronie’s Disease, R20.
Dick, not dumplings.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 6, 2023 10:44 AM |
When you don’t see your PA Dutch bf for awhile make sure to say, “Amish you”.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 6, 2023 11:03 AM |
You lost me at uncut and most being hygienically challenged.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 6, 2023 11:10 AM |
R5 On his TV.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 6, 2023 12:24 PM |
[quote] I recognize now that he had "Pierogi's disease" or whatever the fuck it's called
[quote] When you don’t see your PA Dutch bf for awhile make sure to say, “Amish you”.
Unsure which is the best pun here, but this thread and the idea of “a man going up in the man” has made my sausage swell like it’s ready to be served!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 6, 2023 12:25 PM |
At a New York Gay Parade, there were four Amish guys with sign "Out Of The Barns And Into The Bars."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 6, 2023 12:36 PM |
Grew up VERY close to Amish Country in PA. The wilder Amish kids would come to our area (usually hitchhiking) and hang out in convenience store parking lots. They would buy multiple cans of Reddi-Whip and do whippits all night long. Of course, my senior year, one girl died doing it, so it was decided Reddi-Whip would no longer be sold in convenience stores. Seriously, the local Turkey Hill would have a huge stock of cans of whipped cream thinking the Amish kids were just buying them for pudding, I guess.
Anyways...one night a bunch of us were drunk and stopped to get snacks. One of my (female) friends struck up a conversation with one of the Amish boys and decided to see how far it would go. She wound up giving him a hand job in my car. I wasn't thrilled about it but needed details. She said he was really well hung, uncut, and as reported here earlier, definitely had an odor. I do remember him being very cute and tall.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 6, 2023 12:47 PM |
[quote] definitely had an odor
These words carry even more authenticity considering Mr. Richard Fromage himself wrote them!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 6, 2023 1:02 PM |
NOT NOW, Mike Pence. You have a campaign to run.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 6, 2023 1:40 PM |
R5, I worked for long stretched in Missouri, Iowa and Colorado. The Amish communities were in all of them, and I had a family connection with horse breeders and ag work and that's where diaspora Amish gravitated. I didn't chase anyone. The knew what "gay" meant and appreciated my honesty, I guess.
The lack of deodorant during the day and the amount of cologne in the evenings were a funny combination.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 6, 2023 1:45 PM |
re: R30 Looking for an Amish boyfriend? Or maybe a Mennonite?
May I suggest the platform of the Amtrak station in LaPlata, MO around 7:30 pm Central time when the westbound Southwest Chief pulls in (on the rare day it's on time.) There's a morning eastbound train that's supposed to be there around 9:30 in the morning, but it's even less likely to be on schedule as it is the end of the train's run from Los Angeles.
No one's mentioned Hutterites, another somewhat similar Anabaptist religious group. Years ago I met a Hutterite kid near Brooks, Alberta and saw him a couple of times while visiting a friend's farm. He was gorgeous and thought his copy of Playboy was the hottest porn going. All we did is jerk off, but he was gorgeous and showered regularly, I guess, as that wasn't an issue.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 6, 2023 2:27 PM |
The guy on the left in R2's photo looks like one of Das Woodies. (This isn't a compliment . . .)
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 6, 2023 2:36 PM |
R25: Who doesn’t like Mennonite — and all day too?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 6, 2023 3:43 PM |
R22, I just revisited this thread and reread you at r33. It took me a couple days but I got it!
-- Alas, "it" isn't some over-eager Amish bottom, but still, humor is a good second-place award.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 9, 2023 9:47 PM |
A guy I know told me about his high school fling with an Amish teen boy. He lived in a small town, Amish kid lived nearby and sometimes came into town. He told me there was a system of notes (Amish have no phones) being passed between the two of them via a third party. R27/DickCheese, your post actually reminded me of this: it was a convenience store employee who knew my friend & this kid were crushing on each other. He would give this gal a note saying where he'd be next time they came into town, & she'd pass it on to the Amish teen discreetly on their next visit.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 9, 2023 10:11 PM |