Celebrities who it would be fun to hang out with

Craig Ferguson

Amy Sedaris

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Rupert Everett

Kanye

Jack Wrangler if he were alive.

Dave Grohl

[quote] James Marsden

Only if I could have sex with him.

[quote]Celebrities who it would be fun to hang out with

Assuming their private persona is the same as their public one...

Luke Kirby aka Lenny Bruce from Mrs. Maisel.

NOT Anita Baker

James Marsden, yes please.

Ann Coulter so I can throw biscuits at her.

Sir Paul McCartney.

Rhoda Morgenstern

Jackée Harry, definitely, although Regina King seems to be fun, too.

Rachel Maddow

Allison Janney

Julianne Moore

Armie Hammer

Ezra Miller

Trump - not to hang out with but to be a fly on the wall for 24 hours just to see how crazy he really is. That's the kind of entertainment I love.

Brad Pitt - let's smoke a blunt dude.

Cristiano Ronaldo - just because I want to fuck him. I think I'd have a 50/50 shot at it.

Michelle Pfeifer - I watched her Barbara Walters interview recently and she seemed really cool

The Rolling Stones - Mainly Keith because he always seems so down to earth and humble. And Mick because I used to jerk off to him in the 70's.

Stevie Nicks - are you on drugs again?

David Selby. Seriously.

BernNadette Stanis

George Will

R3 only if you are looking for gossip on every faghag he's gone through and then backstabbed.

James Spader, who once said, “It can never, ever, ever get weird enough for me.”

Unless that means he’s never satisfied, in which case I retract it.

Datalounge's favorite Patty Duke ❤️

Brad Pitt, Anne and Nancy Wilson, Martin Scorsese, photographer Annie Leibovitz ( not a celebrity, though).

Jack Grealish, party bimbo.

So long as you don’t have an issue with substance abuse, exhibitionism and group sex. And you don’t mind holding his pretty hair back over a bucket.

I would love to smoke a joint with Deidre Hall.

Steve Martin and his banjo.

Ringo

Wanda Sykes

Michael Kosta

Marla Gibbs

Whoopi G; she's tart, she's bitchy, she's fun

Kaitlan Collins

Colin Farrell.

Kanye Britney Madonna

I'd like to hang out with Andrew Garfield and/or Aaron Tveit. In bed.

Noprah.

Mary Fran

Meghan Markle because she's intelligent, beautiful, and humble.

Bridget Everett, Chris Lilley, Dave Chapelle, Eva Longoria, Ricky Gervais

Natascha McElhone

Joel Kinnaman

Bob Odenkirk

Bruno Kirby, if he was alive.

John C. Riley

Andy Dick

R20 Can you please expand on your choice of David Selby? I've had a longtime crush on him.

I'd like to know if Grayson really did encourage him to have an affair with Kate Jackson during the filming of "Night of Dark Shadows," but I don't think that conversation would pair well with a casual pleasant evening. Maybe after many beers.

Really hard to think of people in politics who qualify.

Bill Clinton, if you catch him in a relaxed talkative mood.

Al Franken, if he's gotten over being kicked out of the Senate.

Jerry Brown, if he talks about all he's seen and knows and doesn't drop into Al Gore Lecturing mode.

Boris Johnson, if he can talk about something besides himself.

Rosie O'Donnell, because I think she would have great gossip.

Pedro Pascal, but this will have to involve sex or I won't be able to focus on anything else.

Bill Murray, just to see what happens.

I'd also like to join the above poster who wants to be a fly on the wall to Trump. That would be fascinating and more effective than ozempic at killing my appetite.

Bonnie Hunt. She seems genuine and tells the funniest stories.

Willem Dafoe, Colin Farrell, Keanu.

Perfect first response. David Letterman, Wale, Eminem, Solange, Sharon Stone, Jeff Goldblum, Margot Robbie, Prince

Danny DeVito. Seems fun and real.

Larry David. Betcha he'd talk your ear off.

Fergie. You could dine out for the rest of your life on the stories she'd tell about the RF.

Dolly Parton

Brad Pitt if he's in a good mood. He has the best smile.

Natasha Lyonne and Clea Duvall.

Totally Brad Pitt . We could smoke a bong naked. He seems so cool, I'm sure he would be into that.

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

R55, meant I'm sure he would be cool with it, not into it. Not insinuating he's gay. Bi, maybe tho.

Megz and Haz

R51, I'd like to join your table.

I got to hang out with James Marsden for a couple of hours at an event a few years ago. For real. A chance meeting. I won't go into details, but he was great. Really funny, no attitude, nice guy. Absolutely jaw droppingly handsome. Beautiful movie star face if there ever was one. We happened to have several recent identical experiences and immediately bonded with easy conversation. To my surprise, no one seemed to recognize him or approached him for an autograph or selfie. I teased him about it, and he said, "People would mob me if I were Hugh Jackman" (and gave a hilariously sad "poor me" eye roll) and I burst out laughing. He spoke to a few other people but was never out of sight and we spent most of the party together. I couldn't believe my luck, and how kind and friendly he was. Rule to remember. Never turn down an invite to a fancy event, you never know who you might meet.

^ I'm really pleased for you.

I'd rather be a fly on the wall to some of the parties. The glimpses of the SNL 40 after party looked so fun.

[quote] Perfect first response. David Letterman, Wale, Eminem, Solange, Sharon Stone, Jeff Goldblum, Margot Robbie, Prince

Definitely Wale. A lot of people don’t get him imo. He’s very DC. It’s important to embrace your inner nerd if you’re from there. I think some people in the industry have been kind of disrespectful towards him.

I love Prince, but not him. Maybe if I was an artist he respected, but from most accounts he could be quite aloof. Kind of into his own head because he was always thinking about music.

Someone mentioned Natasha Lyonne and Clea Duvall. I feel like Clea would be too quiet and Natasha might be too. Like you’d have to catch her on a good day.

Most people on DL hate them, but I think Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill might be fun. Get high and talk about the industry. I’d want to hear the gossip tho. Not sure Seth would be into gossip, but I think Jonah would be.

R60 that’s awesome. I love him and find him very attractive.

Do they have to be alive…?

Betty White

Fannie Flagg

Ron DeSantis's former boyfriends.

OCTAVIA SPENCER?!

Seth Meyers

The cast of Superstore

Jordan Klepper from The Daily Show

Linda Ronstadt

R44 likes a psychotic, drug-fueled evening

[Quote] Linda Ronstadt

R68 LMFAO! 😂

Well, if we're including the departed, imagine the great lunch you'd have with Siskel and Ebert arguing about movies.

Connor Jessup

^ watch a shit photo. Wimpy limbs et al..

* what.....

Fran Lebowitz.

Connor Jessup has always looked as if he wears cologne that doesn't work with his body chemistry. (Same with Dr. Andrew Neighbors, FWIW.)

None of them. I'm pretty sure that every single one of them is full of themselves and may treat you to a monologue about their life.

Think about "powerful" people you know IRL. I know a few judges and they are so full of themselves.

[quote] Connor Jessup has always looked as if he wears cologne that doesn't work with his body chemistry.

That makes me think he's probably not very diligent in his smegma removal either.

Trump - so I could do get harm to him.

R80 oops Trump - so I could do GREAT harm to him.

Liza

R78 that’s no fun though. Obviously we’re basing this on their personas that they convincingly project to the public.

Madonna circa 1990

Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood, maybe at a BBQ or some kind of cookout.

Jeri Ryan Brandi Carlile Gillian Anderson Carol Burnett Sharon Gless

I think it would be fun / interesting to hang out with Ina Garten and / or Martha Stewart. I love hospitable people and dinner parties with interesting people. Maybe I could pick up some tips.

Tilda Swinton. I think she'd have good stories to tell.

If I could have hung out with Carrie Fisher and Robert Downey Jr. in 1983, I think I would have enjoyed it.

Probably be hung-over for about a week, but still.

Sandra Bernhard. So refreshing to meet someone crazier than you are.

Liz Cheney

R91, I agree. I have respect for her and think she's also a person who has evolved a lot.

Buzzy Cohen. And the only one out of hundreds of Jeopardy contestants.

Nigel Farage. Yes, everybody hates him, but he seems to really enjoy it.

Ed Snowden. Doubt he's the life-of-the-party type, but it'd be great to know what's in the other 99 percent of his document stash that somehow disappeared and never become public.

R91 and R92 plus I wanna know all the crazier shit she learned from being on the committee. She was in a unique position to see the facts and be surrounded by the people that helped put it together and watching them scramble. That's why it would be delicious to see her debate Dump or DeSatan.

The Former First Prostitute 🥂

Stormy Daniels

Grace Jones, for as long as I could keep up with her. Marianne Faithful would also have some great stories to tell, though she's probably already told them all and, going by an interview I read with her, she seems like she'd be rather snooty.

Not really celebrity in his own right, but I'd love to have diner with Leonardo DiCaprio's father George. He's a (former?) comic artist who collaborated with people like Timothy Leary, and also founded a waterbed company called "Foggy Bottom". I bet he's a blast (probably more so than his son).

Carrot Top

I wanna hang out with Tilda Swinton

Rihanna

Fannie Flagg is alive, R65.

I know he’s disliked here but I’ve read several hilarious stories from people who spent time with George Clooney before he got married and he sounds like an absolute blast.

Paul Rudd.

Bill Hader.

Will Ferrell.

Jason Bateman.

Vince Vaughn.

Miyavi

Fergie

R90, Saw Sandra B in the NYC Chelsea Whole Body. Seemed like an uptight bitch. Hard pass.

Katherine Heigl (of all people) seemed rather sharp, sardonic and self-deprecating in a recent interview I saw. Jaded, but witty and down to earth. I’d love to have a stiff drink (or several) with her.

[quote] Rupert Everett

R3 I'm curious: Why? He sounds condescending to me in every interview I have read and doesn't have the looks anymore to back up the attitude.

Alexander Sarsgaard (sp?)

Chris Browns cock

Kyle Richards