I'm Kenneth Branagh, who for some reason cannot make me.
Let's Be a Proper British Whodunnit
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 2, 2023 2:46 AM |
I am the the 1930's setting
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 6, 2023 12:52 AM |
I'm the country estate
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 6, 2023 12:52 AM |
I'm the all-star 1960's cast:
Alan Bates, Lynn Redgrave, David Hemmings, Maggie Smith, Leo Genn, Margaret Rutherford, and Robert Morley as Sir Derek.
Directed by Otto Preminger.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 6, 2023 1:03 AM |
I'm the score by Richard Rodney Bennett
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2023 2:08 AM |
I'm Angela Lansbury, back from the dead to straighten this sinking ship.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 4, 2023 2:22 AM |
I'm Lauren Bacall playing America's greatest tragic actress who was bedridden with an incurable disease.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 4, 2023 2:24 AM |
I’m the deft comedic undertone that never conflicts with the principal tragedy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 4, 2023 2:27 AM |
I'm the location manager who found the perfect understated country house (in the Chiltern Hills).
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 4, 2023 2:35 AM |
I’m all of the suspects gathered in the same room at the end so they can be eliminated one by one as such — except one person of course.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 4, 2023 2:37 AM |
I’m Alistair Sim as the police detective investigating the murder. I also make a cameo as the headmistress of the nearby girls’ school.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 4, 2023 2:50 AM |
I'm the line readings given by most of the cast that sound a like an elocution competition.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 4, 2023 2:58 AM |
R11 That's a good one
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 4, 2023 3:00 AM |
I'm the gramophone record playing a "hip" song while the guest have cocktails
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 4, 2023 3:01 AM |
[quote] I'm Kenneth Branagh, who for some reason cannot make me.
What? Why would Kenneth Branagh want to make himself?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 4, 2023 7:20 AM |
I'm American comedienne / actress Rita Rudner. I will play an American socialite with British ancestry and add some comic relief.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 4, 2023 12:08 PM |
I’m the mists that descend on the grounds as night falls.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 4, 2023 12:13 PM |
I'm Murder at Magwitch Manor (1957).
Starring Richard Todd, Laurence Harvey, Joan Collins, John Gavin, Angela Lansbury, Christopher Lee, Barbara Jefford, Michael Hordern, Alastair Sim and Inspector Nickleby, and Sir Donald Wolfit.
Sir Edgar invites his nieces and nephews to his country estate for a long weekend. As the tension rises, the true motivations of each guest are revealed. Then, on the second night of the weekend, a storms brews, the lights go out, and.....
Who do you think did it? Who would be the murdered?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 4, 2023 4:03 PM |
I’m Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, and The Harry Potter movies. Every cast member has appeared in at least one of me.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 4, 2023 4:19 PM |
I'm the drone that films the gorgeous shot of two miles of British country road having only one solitary car driving on the road in view.
With exquisite musical accompaniment.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 4, 2023 4:28 PM |
We're the staff. We're played by posher actors than the upstairs characters are.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 4, 2023 4:40 PM |
I’m the impudent housemaid flirting with the heir suffering from PTSD from The War.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 4, 2023 4:42 PM |
I'm American director James Ivory
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 4, 2023 5:06 PM |
I'm the homosexual domestic servant.
There's one in every manor.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 4, 2023 5:14 PM |
I am the opera playing in the background. Maria Callas singing vissi d'arte, vissi d'amore.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 4, 2023 5:22 PM |
I'm the crypto gay characters
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 4, 2023 5:25 PM |
"I'm the homosexual domestic servant."
"I'm the crypto gay characters"
this turning out to be a very GAY British Whodunnit
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 4, 2023 5:27 PM |
I'm the crotchety old lord of the manor who complains about "..the damnably exasperating strategy of the Frogs..." in the Great War while his younger second wife sniffs about the "foreigners" she sees working in the High Street food stalls.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 4, 2023 5:28 PM |
I'm a haughty matron, played by Dame Maggie Smith
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 4, 2023 5:30 PM |
I'm the implied threesome with Richard Todd, Laurence Harvey, and John Gavin
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 4, 2023 5:33 PM |
I'm the opening of The Mirror Crack'd, Murder at Midnight. It is the best part of the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 4, 2023 5:35 PM |
I'm the all-star cast, featuring a mixture of young up-and-comers as well as respected Brit thespian look for an easy paycheck
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 4, 2023 6:25 PM |
I'm the stuffy retired colonel, I like to rant about "the empire"
I will be played by James or Edward Fox
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 4, 2023 6:32 PM |
I'm Queen Victoria - Empress of India.
And Judi Dench's pension pot!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 4, 2023 7:28 PM |
I am the young writing team that has "improved" the original story -spicing it up with quips, blood, and more than a little sex. The title is just about the only thing left from the original.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2023 3:39 AM |
I'm the black pastor of the early 1930s rural parish conducting the funeral service for the victim
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2023 4:11 AM |
I’m the “wretched girl with the tea” loitering in the kitchen, flirting with my boyfriend, a poacher.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2023 4:16 AM |
I'm Laura Linney introducing me on PBS
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2023 1:02 PM |
I'm David Tennant, whose arrival puts fear into the heart of everyone in the picturesque village even if he didn't get out of a phone booth.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2023 1:29 PM |
I am the flashback from the killer's point of view. The victim looks at the camera and says 'Oh! It's you..what are you....? No, wait!' '
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 10, 2023 2:11 PM |
I am the mysterious murder weapon in "Murder for Christmas", directed by John Waters. Which weapon am I?
Rope?
Dagger/Knife?
Wrench/Spanner?
Pistol/Revolver?
Candlestick?
Lead Pipe?
Ha! Ha! I am none of these! I am the poisonous mistletoe extract that was consumed in the festive Christmas punch on Christmas Eve!.
Dawn Davenport killed everyone that Christmas because she did not get her cha-cha heels, as she demanded !!!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2023 2:26 PM |
I am SIR JOHN GIELGUD
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2023 10:02 PM |
I am a fancy dress ball, a perfect opportunity for mistaken identities and missed clues—as well as for lavish costuming on both male and female guest stars.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 10, 2023 10:10 PM |
I am Maggie Smith as the Prostitute
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 11, 2023 3:03 AM |
I am SIR JOHN GIELGUD appearing in the remake because I am still alive
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 1, 2023 2:55 AM |
I'm the shooting party.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 1, 2023 3:04 AM |
I'm the 7 minute speech the detective gives before finally revealing the murderer in order to build tension and keep the audience guessing. I unnecessarily reveal every strange proclivity and fetish of the various family members I've witnessed in the mansion over the last week of investigation despite them being innocent. In real life I would probably ruin this families relationships even more than finding out kind uncle Clarence is a serial killer would do.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 1, 2023 3:10 AM |
I'm the butler.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 1, 2023 3:15 AM |