Ben Affleck's Dunkin Donuts Commercial

He's probably getting paid in donuts since he seems to eat them a lot.

You ever get offered millions of dollars for 1 day of work?

Yes. It was like putting a rancid eggplant in your mouth but I got over it. Eventually.

Well, I gotta say that's a funny premise. Did you see the ones of him operating the Dunkin drive-thru register? His Boston accent is masterful. I guess cuz it's real? (I live in Mass)

He's not as fun as Ryan. Ben comes off sad and depressing.

As a native Bostonian, I appreciate and can still laugh at the accent. It's wicked retahded.

Poor Ben. He looks f**ked out. That evil, controlling, sex-mad woman is draining him of his semen, causing him to age rapidly. That marriage won't last. Remember, you read it here. That unholy marriage will end. Ben's no more than a babysitter for her kids. Who knows what she's doing. Ben looks drained. She's a psychic vampire. SAVE BEN! SAVE BEN!

Is he having an affair with the actor with the cleft palate who shows up in all his movies?

Dunno, but heard he’s well-hung (?).

Hahaha like a multi millionaire masshole would ever like Dunkin’s coffee.

J.Lo, who wears the pants in the relationship, told him he'd have to start earning his keep around the place. He was forced to take the first job they called him with.

Gimme that donut- I said give it to me!

*SLAP*

Get out of this house. Get out before I kill you...

Broke? No, he needed the extra couple mil to avoid the mortgage on the $60 mil house in LA he just bought.

White Diamonds haze filter on JLo in that Dunkins bit.

Ben's commercial block is charming on the surface. But it's really thoroughly depressing underneath.

At R10 ,is that a beached whale wistfully wishing someone would roll it back out to sea?