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You must do one to save the world.

What will it be?

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2023 12:18 AM

The world isn't that great.

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2023 3:34 PM

Does your Mommy know you’re here?

by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2023 3:35 PM

Sorry. I’m killing the world. No regrets.

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2023 3:37 PM

OH MY GOD. The fact that two people have already voted that they would eat Ron DeSantis’ asshole and one person would lick Trump’s balls makes me want to take a Silkwood shower.

No. Not want. Need.

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2023 3:39 PM

I chose eat Page’s pussy. And I’m gay leaning bi. I just can’t with the others.

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2023 3:40 PM

Extremely hard pass. Bye world.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2023 3:43 PM

Considering that Ron DeSantis is most likely a closet queen, his asshole is probably clean enough to eat.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2023 3:52 PM

Elliot Page’s transition doesn’t change the fact that his pussy was once attached to a cute little tomboyish woman. Seems clean enough.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2023 4:01 PM

With those choices, OP, why isn't suicidr an option?

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2023 4:01 PM

I'm old and don't give a shit about the world, so let it go.

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2023 4:55 PM

We’re all going to die.

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2023 5:36 PM

Ron's moans would send all the swamp creatures in Florida scurrying for cover.

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2023 8:53 PM

Just wear this, Ron

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by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2023 9:12 PM

Caitlyn Jenner no longer has a cock.

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2023 9:15 PM

e.) None of the above

I'll end before the world does, and I don't live in the U.S.., so I leave you to your own devices and lesser of evil games.

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2023 10:24 PM

Buh bye world

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2023 10:32 PM

Ciao bitches!

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2023 10:34 PM

THOSE, are our only choices? Why can't we go into space and blow up an asteroid or something?

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2023 10:41 PM

R4, actually, I have to change my answer. The people choosing Caitlyn Jenner‘s cock are even more disturbing. It’s either rotting away in a medical landfill, in a jar in formaldehyde, or she had it taxidermied and it’s hanging in the cabinet next to her gold medal. All of those options sound even worse.

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2023 10:43 PM

Of all threads to not have Vivian Vance as a choice.

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2023 10:49 PM

I say burn this shit down

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2023 12:18 AM
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