Greek God Leonardo DiCaprio shows off his buff physique

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Now that he's an over the hill twink BOTTOM he'd better start learning to become a MASCULINE TOTAL TOP.

Cunty OP fails to realize that Leo is almost 50 years old.

And he looks perfectly fine for his age.

Plus, he's rich and famous and can sex with anyone he wants.

Now lets see op's pic and financial statements.

I'm guessing op's stats aren't very pretty, from his view in his mother's basement.

The odor of r3 drew me back to the thread. I am also his age. Do you see me flaunting my buff physique with a bought tart less than half my age?

I've been banned from the DailyMail for the 68th time in 2 years, but anyway... DiCreepio is currently vacaying in Italy with his parents and Tobey Macguire! How random! And he has been heavily rumored to be dating another teen, Megan Roche, whom he's obviously gonna dump at 25! And here I was thinking the trip was to clue in his parents on his homosexuality... Guess not, that man won't even come out on his deathbed!

[quote]I've been banned from the DailyMail for the 68th time in 2 years

Wait, what?

[quote]—NateCrnkovich

Oh, I see now.

He’s the biggest movie star in the world. He’s rich beyond most people fantasies. He can have any pussy he wants. Why would he bother sweating at the gym?

Rich and famous as he is, he's a terrible actor (a student of The Constipation Method) and an ugly, trashy looking fucker (and always has been)

I don't think he looks bad - he's been more bloated in the past. For Leo, his appearance really isn't the issue. It's his haram of teens that he inexplicably keeps around. I think if one day he just said "fuck it, I'm not pretending anymore, bros over hos!" and just hang out with his loser, middle aged friends/lovers (whatever they are), people might actually like him more for that.

Meghan appears to be a popular name among yacht girls.

I think Leo and Tobey are secretly lovers, like George and Rande.

Seriously, OP, that photo was an absolute let down. I never thought Leo was attractive.

Leo is Marshmallow Man, but he's filthy rich, he doesn't need muscles to get the girls, only cold hard cash.

Maybe he ate Gilbert Grape.

R13 if he is so filthy rich then why can he not take better care of himself? That’s what’s sad. He has the world at his feet and can have the best medical care, etc it seems he would take advantage of his wealth and help himself. I guess him and I have different priorities.

I didn’t know he was Greek. I thought he was Italian.

Leo was a beautiful child, became a gawky teen and young adult, and has been a puffy, dissipated man for eons. As an older adult, Leo reminds me of James Dean as old Jett Rink at the end of "Giant."

I think he looks a lot better in those photos than he has in the past. He’s not playing superheros and he’s a middle aged man. He looks fine.

How tall is he? I always thought he was around 5’10”. That model is noticeably taller than the men and, according to google results, she is only 5’10”. Is Leo 5’7”?

The DM links him with any female under 25 that he stands within a foot from. One of them just married his good friend with him in attendance.

I think Leo looks decent for his age. I thought he looked mostly terrible in his 30s and early 40s.

I don't think Leo and Tobey are lovers. They're just scum bags together.