Greg! I need cake help!

I have no contribution to the baking dilemma but I am here to say that my mother used to call our dog Marble Cupcakehead and I miss them both dearly.

Happy to help, OP!

What do you mean by “ I never read any of your recipes with all those wet concoctions?”

I don't know, because of all the fish you use? For me, fish is its own dish, not mixed with or touching any thing else. Shark steak, not chopped up cod with leeks, or something like that.

Anyway, any help with an authentic Seventies Bundt Cake?

Give it a rest, GapPlaylists.

See this, OP

And this

Shouldn’t the person baking the cake find the recipe?

R7, my niece is making it for me for my birthday. I get to choose the icing.

Thanks, Greg, r5 looks great! I will send her the link.

Hmm... r5 is just instructions on the glazing. I wonder what kind of glaze that is.

Happy to oblige!

[quote] Hmm... [R5] is just instructions on the glazing. I wonder what kind of glaze that is.

What kind do you want?

The vanilla one you linked at r6 looks fine.

Thank you for your help!

Never understood what was great about bundt cake. Please explain! Not lusci ous, exactly.

I thought someone on here said Gap Playlist Guy and Greg were the same person?

You'll try a Bundt cake. Right, like it's some big experiment. Like you got no idea what it tastes like. Like you don't shovel it in by the pound every chance you get.

[quote] I thought someone on here said Gap Playlist Guy and Greg were the same person?

And? People say all sorts of crazy things out here.

Haven’t you heard that I am also GermanGayGuy and DeFacto?

R16 No

Yellow cake is the work of Satan ... or at least one of his major minions.

I just needed to make that known.

👹

Yummm. Cake!

Happy to help, OP!

As long as we talk about meeee!

R14, they are.

R20, did we talk about me in this thread?

Wow. You’re pretty stupid it seems.

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[quote] [R14], they are.

Yes, R21 & R14, GapPlaylists and I are one and the same.

Fuck you OP, now I want cake.

I don't care for Bundt cake but one time I made the most delicious Bundt coffee cake. I was working with Habitat for Humanity and took a cake in one morning for the guys. I set it on the table and 15 minutes later thought I better go get a piece before it's gone. I went in the kitchen and there was the empty plate. Record time: less than 15 minutes and it was gone.

Density something, something, ratio of surface to interior yada yada.

I like Bundt cake. I didn't like it as a kid because I expected cake to be airy and fluffy and to have a reasonably thick roof of frosting.

I rarely eat it or any cake now, but I like that it's dense and chewier and drier, and I like the more subtle hardened-sugar glaze that soaks in a little and creates a crust.

I made a Bundt cake for the first time during the pandemic and I thought I made the recipe wrong because the batter was more doughlike. The recipe explcitly stated that it would be thick but I had to kind of push it down into the pan. It was really good, though—so good I ended up putting what was left in the trash immediately because I was isolated I couldn't stop eating it.

My dad died a few months after my parents retired to a small town in Virginia 30 or so years ago. Within 24 hours of his passing, we had received trays of fried chicken and at least 10 Bundt Cakes from people they barely knew. No other sweets -- just Bundts.

I was surprised by the generosity of a small southern town but more that Virginia women knew that Bereavement = Bundt + Chicken. I grew up a Yankee Episcopalian, and neither Bundt nor fried chicken were part of our lexicon.

I'm not sure if Bundt is still a Virginia funeral thing or not.

Looking forward to the Bundt Cake on Friday! 🎆 🎈

Neighbors bring food with death, flowers with sickness, and little things in between R29.

Bundt cakes make me horny. It must be the hole and the white iced frosting dripping down between the curved shapes of the cake, like cum between ass cheeks stop me I'm shaking!

You, R32, are a PIG

Be the Greg you want you see.

[quote] Be the Greg you want you see.

Huh?

GapPlaylists: I think you are up to no good.

Read my comments on the other threads.

Just making fun of the rubes here on the DL.

jesus, icing is confectioners' sugar a liquid and maybe flavoring to a drizzle consistency.

R31 - you made my day!

My birthday is tomorrow. We're nearly birthday twins, OP.

[quote] You, [R32], are a PIG

Eat the hole of the bundt cake between my legs, R33! And then try one of the hundreds of cake recipes in my new book, "Cathy Mitchell Takes a Dump(cake)"!

I want a white wedding cake like they used to make with the white icing. YUMM

Bundt! Yum!