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What is the purpose of a hymen?

Is it possible for a bottom to have one?

by Anonymousreply 46July 25, 2023 3:56 AM

It serves as a way for backward cultures to assign monetary value to their daughters so they can trade them for a donkey.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2023 3:04 AM

I don't know about hymen, but Hyman was a Jewish mobster, investor and a business partner of Vito Corleone - and later his son Michael.

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2023 3:10 AM

I suspect most girls break their hymen before having sex these days anyway (from exercise, using a tampon..).

by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2023 3:14 AM

[quote] What is the purpose of a hymen?

[quote] Is it possible for a bottom to have one?

Only if they're constipated.

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2023 3:14 AM

I regret waiting so long to get rid of mine.

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2023 3:20 AM

The concept of hymen and virginity are rooted in patriarchy and related to women's purity and marriageability. Men were obsessed with paternity, bloodlines and having heirs, so women were expected to be faithful to their husbands to not lead to conflict of interest (say if that child wasn't biologically theirs). Virgins were usually young and just menstruating (girls started menstruating in their mid to late teens in ancient times), so ideal as fertile (can make tons of heirs since most kids died early) and untouched. But nowadays you can apply virgin to "first times" for anything. So yes gay men can be called anal virgins I guess

by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2023 3:22 AM

Breckyn Hymen is my drag name.

by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2023 3:25 AM

It tends to keep germs and dirt out of the embryo's vagina. But once the baby is born, it has no purpose, it's just a vestige of vaginal development. A bit like that seam we have on our taint.

by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2023 4:12 AM

Isn’t it ironic? Jews want to cut off the penile flap but then name themselves after the vaginal flap.

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2023 1:09 AM

The integrity of the maidenhead is crucial for a successful marriage! Look at what happened to princess Diana?

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2023 1:40 AM

Man did no one take a health class? Once a girl menstruates it usually means the hymen is broken. If not it can cause some serious medical issues.

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2023 2:17 AM

I just love it when bottoms try to appropriate something biologically female.

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2023 2:20 AM

To keep you out!

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2023 2:22 AM

R6 “ rooted in patriarchy ”

lol

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2023 2:22 AM

In Medieval times when a bottom lost his maidenhood the sheet would be hung out a window as proof of purity.

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2023 2:27 AM

R15 Hopefully it was the right color. Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2023 2:29 AM

R14 Whenever I see the word “patriarchy” I run screaming for the hills. This word is pretty much only used by know it all nonbinary turds.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2023 2:51 AM

[quote] Once a girl menstruates it usually means the hymen is broken.

You obviously didn’t take health class.

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2023 3:34 AM

Hymen was the Greek god of marriage. Wikipedia cites two legends in which men were attracted to him, and another in which Hymen did drag. So, I suppose it’s only fair to name parts of anatomy of both men and women after him.

For a good time with Hymen, read here:

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by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2023 3:36 AM

I was a virgin on my wedding night. Pete was gentle yet commanding.

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2023 3:42 AM

When does Phyllis Hymen come into this discussion ?

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2023 3:47 AM

[quote] Once a girl menstruates it usually means the hymen is broken.

This is so inaccurate it hurts more than when my cherry was popped.

It doesn't lock the vagina shut like the fucking Doors of Durin.

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2023 3:49 AM

I just grew my hymen!

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2023 3:51 AM

Hymen, schmiemen.

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2023 4:43 AM

Hymen J. Mankiewicz made some wonderful films.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2023 4:48 AM

Oy vey, my hymen is killing me.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2023 4:50 AM

Few agree with me, but it’s the early films of Hymen J. Mankiewicz I love best:

A Hymen of Paris (1927)

The Hymen Gone Wild (1927)

Hymen Hate (1927)

The Gay Hymen (1927)

Two Flaming Hymens (1927)

Abie's Irish Hymen (1928)

His Tiger Hymen (1928)

The Mating Hymen (1928)

The Hymen Hole (1928)

Gentlemen Prefer Hymens (1928)

The Hymen I Love (1929)

The Vagabond Hymen (1930)

Love Among the Hymens (1930)

The Royal Hymen of Broadway (1930)

The Front Hymen (1931)

Every Woman Has Hymen (1931)

Meet the Hymen (1933)

Hymen Soup (1933)

Hymen of the World (1931)

Ladies' Hymen (1931)

Monkey Hymen (1931)

The Lost Hymen (1932)

Hymens in the Dark (1932)

Hymen Crazy (1932)

Million Dollar Hymens (1932)

Hymen at Eight (1933)

etc.

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2023 5:13 AM

It’s the pussy’s WELCOME mat:

Hi, men!

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2023 12:40 PM

I sold my hymen for two rubles and a turnip! Is good deal in Slovenia!

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2023 11:07 PM

Sounds like something I’d break right through.

by Anonymousreply 30June 6, 2023 12:46 AM

Ask BD!!

by Anonymousreply 31June 6, 2023 12:55 AM

When you are famous they let you reach right down and grab em in the hymen.

by Anonymousreply 32June 6, 2023 2:14 AM

I no manga in Las Vegas con Hyman Roth.

by Anonymousreply 33June 6, 2023 2:27 AM

DIY hymen! With a sewing needle and thread any bottom can be a born again virgin!

by Anonymousreply 34June 8, 2023 1:00 AM

Every time a bell rings a bottom loses his maidenhead.

by Anonymousreply 35July 25, 2023 2:34 AM

R6 Hymens are actually a thing hun.

by Anonymousreply 36July 25, 2023 2:37 AM

Man: "If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken my time."

Woman: "If I'd known you were going to take your time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."

by Anonymousreply 37July 25, 2023 2:38 AM

Diarrhea is the gay man's period.

by Anonymousreply 38July 25, 2023 2:42 AM

Have the T figured out how to get plastic surgery for a faux hymen?

by Anonymousreply 39July 25, 2023 2:48 AM

Op you do not have one. Never have.

by Anonymousreply 40July 25, 2023 2:53 AM

So before the year 2000 the British royal family could determine whether you could marry into it.

by Anonymousreply 41July 25, 2023 2:55 AM

Zey probide abirity to knock man off bicycre wis just one rook.

by Anonymousreply 42July 25, 2023 2:58 AM

You really can tell when prime time gets lifted.

by Anonymousreply 43July 25, 2023 3:00 AM

Because you can post?

by Anonymousreply 44July 25, 2023 3:17 AM

r44 I can always post.

by Anonymousreply 45July 25, 2023 3:40 AM

Not yet r39, but since we understand trans women can have a cervix created with surgery , it's just a matter of time.

by Anonymousreply 46July 25, 2023 3:56 AM
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