Why do trailer park trash love “light” beer?

I know plenty of craft beer lovers - people who love their stouts and hefes and hazy ipas and love to wax poetic about different beer like it’s wine - who still drink light beer. It serves the purpose of way less calories and not weighing you down. Especially when it’s hot. And cheaper.

Because they love the act of pounding beer and the light buzz it provides, and you can't have either of those things with stronger stuff, you'd just black out.

Yep, R2. And the more beer they get through, the more cans they get to crush, to help them feel even manlier.

It's like ordering a Big Mac with a Diet Coke.