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NAKED MAN ON ALTAR OF VATICAN!

Man Strips Naked And Jumps On St. Peter’s Basilica Altar In Vatican To Protest Ukraine War

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by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2023 4:49 PM

Jesus naked Christ on cracker!

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2023 4:05 AM

Now we know what they wear under those dresses.

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2023 4:05 AM

Show your hole

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2023 4:06 AM

A naked grown man. How disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2023 4:07 AM

Sky news:

He was visiting St Peter’s Basilica, a church in Vatican City, when he stripped off his clothes and stood naked on its holy table.

An inscription on the man’s back called for the children of Ukraine to be saved, in an apparent demonstration against Russia’s invasion, a Vatican source said.

Guards handed the man, who had self-inflicted cuts on his body from his fingernails, over to Italian police, the source said.

The incident occurred just before the basilica closed on Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2023 4:09 AM

A bit closer. Not a bad ass...

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by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2023 4:09 AM

He was actually reciting the Latin Mass which is done with the back turned to the faithful.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2023 4:11 AM

"the holy table" next to the "sacred nite stand" and "blessed pouf"

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2023 4:12 AM

Meh.Been there done that.

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2023 4:13 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2023 4:15 AM

Present hole-iness!

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2023 4:15 AM

This is why the crazies need to be locked up in institutions.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2023 4:17 AM

Amateur

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by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2023 4:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2023 4:20 AM

^^^ It's been done before.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2023 4:21 AM

He gives deranged nurses a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2023 4:25 AM

It's not a holy "table" it the High Altar of St. Peter.

St. Peter’s Altar inside Rome's St. Peter’s Basilica is perhaps one of the holiest spots in all of Christendom. The altar, also known as the Papal Altar among devotees, is built over the tomb of St. Peter, martyred in the time of Emperor Nero.t was carved from a gigantic block of Greek marble which lay in Nerva's Forum, and was consecrated by Clement VIII on June 26, 1594.

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2023 4:26 AM

BLASPHEMY WITH A BULLET!

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2023 4:29 AM

Oh great. Now the table has to be cleaned and reconsecrated.

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2023 4:29 AM

One grows nostalgic.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2023 4:32 AM

This would be good enough.

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by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2023 4:34 AM

The academy awards guy was better.

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2023 4:36 AM

A pillory is another possibility.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2023 4:39 AM

NIce ass. Full, not flabby, not overly toned with just a bit of innocence and coyness.

A full-bodied butt with notes of lavender and lemongrass.

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2023 4:40 AM

If he had pulled this shite at the Kaaba the muzzies would have torn him limb from limb and then slit the throats of all his family.

by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2023 4:56 AM

To me he looks like a 40 year old with a big flabby ass. Hard to tell at that distance. Anyways, not super hot.

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2023 4:59 AM

First Tina is taken. Then POTUS falls on his face. Now this sacrilege. Omens and Portents people!

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by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2023 5:31 AM

How long till he was invited in?

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2023 6:31 AM

Yeah I thought the guy had a flabby ass too.

Now if it were Volodymyr Zelenskyy doing this, I might be more interested.

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2023 10:02 AM

Cra

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2023 1:45 PM

The clergy’s kaftans quivered

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2023 1:49 PM

I'd like to see his Chicken Kyiv.

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2023 1:51 PM

Next time pray for a twerk.

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2023 4:31 PM

I’m sorry, but how did NO ONE manage to get and post a picture of his delongus? This is not even remotely interesting unless we can see the full magilla.

It’s like that guy who climbed up on that construction crane or whatever a couple years ago in Washington Square Park. Not a single uncensored photo of his schlong ever emerged. WHY?

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2023 4:49 PM
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