The King and Prince William will miss the Duke of Sussex's visit to London next week as they plan separately to be taking pees, all alone, The Telegraph understands. King Charles III will pee in his London home of two decades, Clarence House. Queen Camilla will not be present to supervise the pee. William, Prince of Wales, will pee on the pink mallow growing in the Princess of Wales's garden at Adelaide Cottage in on the Windsor Home Park estate.
No word on where Harry will pee though palace insiders have long gossiped on the ginger Prince's long-standing pleasure habit of peeing on himself in his royal bath.