But he has such a gorgeous smile :(
BREAKING NEWS! ALEX RODRIGUEZ DIAGNOSED WITH GUM DISEASE!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 2, 2023 2:08 PM |
OP: this made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I needed it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 1, 2023 9:36 PM |
Thoughts and many prayers
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 1, 2023 9:37 PM |
He’s not aging well.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2023 9:38 PM |
Next they'll be having headlines when a celebrity gets a cavity.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2023 9:43 PM |
Who hasn't?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2023 9:44 PM |
She def hit the wall
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 1, 2023 10:03 PM |
The struggle is real.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 1, 2023 10:08 PM |
Dear Jesus, tell me it isn't gingivitis!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 1, 2023 10:11 PM |
Oh my god, NO!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 1, 2023 10:13 PM |
I told you not to swallow your gum.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 1, 2023 10:17 PM |
🐻 👑 📰
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 1, 2023 10:18 PM |
I threw up when he walked up to talk with me at a restaurant.
It was very embarrassing. I told him it was a bad oyster, but the stench of his rotting mouth meat still haunts me.
In fact, if I had managed to hit him in the mouth with my vomit, he would have smelled better.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 1, 2023 10:23 PM |
Ugh, I didn't need to see this; it's just too triggering!
My worse-than Howard Hughes, WW2-Korea vet Dad would always ride us kids about oral health, telling us "Keep playing; you're gonna get trench mouth! I saw it in Korea!"
Of course we smartass kids had to look it up in the World Book. 😱😱😱🤢🤢🤮
A-Rod, you shoulda had a Dad like mine.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 1, 2023 10:23 PM |
I don't know what his point was in announcing this, but it's really unfortunate and definitely not newsworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 1, 2023 10:27 PM |
eww, just floss bro, not hard.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 1, 2023 10:29 PM |
R14, probably because he's shilling for some new gum-saver product(s).
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 1, 2023 10:44 PM |
R17, are you saying he got gum disease from taco-flavored kisses?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 1, 2023 10:53 PM |
CBS: Kim Kardashian Has Diarrhea
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 1, 2023 11:12 PM |
Days, not weeks
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 1, 2023 11:14 PM |
When you can pay for a million dollar smile with a week's salary/endorsements and let your gums go to shit because you're too lazy to floss? Poor ARod
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 1, 2023 11:17 PM |
Bedside vigil 🛌
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 2, 2023 12:18 AM |
Does gun have nutrients?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 2, 2023 12:21 AM |
Now he'll be Blow Job A-Rod.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 2, 2023 12:25 AM |
Don’t dare blame this on JLo’s Downlow
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 2, 2023 12:53 AM |
[quote] "[R14], probably because he's shilling for some new gum-saver product(s)."
Makes sense., R16. Time will tell.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 2, 2023 3:03 AM |
ARod has gum disease because he eats way too much pu$$y!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 2, 2023 3:11 AM |
I got cancer from eating pussy!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 2, 2023 3:38 AM |
Jlo dodged a bullet. She’s not equipped to be a caregiver.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 2, 2023 11:31 AM |
Alex we love you please floss
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 2, 2023 1:40 PM |
He's never been attractive but he's aging like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 2, 2023 1:44 PM |
This is unbelievable: he's been diagnosed with gum disease, but nobody has provided a "total derp face" diagnosis yet?!
What is happening to medicine?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 2, 2023 2:08 PM |