Zoomer confesses: “I get paid a bomb salary to talk to no one, take breaks whenever I want and be an office baddie.”

Where is a good grease fire when you need it?

I'm telling you - we're doomed. RIP "The Silent Generation" - we miss your work values terribly.

Oh please, let's not act like this started with Zoomers (OP just tagged that on for click bait). Lazy bitches have been holding these type jobs forever. I lot of them get the jobs by sleeping with people

Young women don't get paid "bomb salaries" to do nothing. She's sucking and fucking somebody, or several somebodies.

And now she’s brought attention to the fact she will likely get fired.

R2 "The Silent Generation" are some of the laziest asshats I've known. Every person born before 1960 that I have worked with were lazy, whiny, complainers who expected everyone else to do their work.

R6 "The Silent Generation" was born between 1928 and 1945.

How many 78 to 95 year-olds do you work with?

Anyone who says "bomb" is an asshole and possibly a plant, do people still say that word that was fucking stupid 30 years ago?

r8 it's not "the bomb" like it was 30 years ago, now it's just "bomb"

She's a hoor.

Thank you, Rupert/OP, for bringing this to our attention.

Sounds pretty darn boring. I hope she at least gets to suck off the boys in sales.

I wonder whether her boss or her company realizes they pay her to do nothing and take breaks.

Yes, let's sympathize about the tragic loss of work ethic in Gen Z (which mainly seems to be an expectation for the working class lower rungs, but not those sitting pretty at the top). Poor corporate management - is your archaic status quo continuing to crumble? Too bad. This younger person might be annoying and unreliable, but if she's taking advantage of the dreary corporate structure by making their own easy path, then more power to her. Get that money, girl, and who the fuck cares whether it's "appropriate" in the opinions of the dinosaurs.

Buck never would've taken a job in an office.

She doesn’t seem that lazy. Constant duckface selfies sounds exhausting.

[quote]Get that money, girl, and who the fuck cares whether it's "appropriate" in the opinions of the dinosaurs.

R14 is a major part of the problem.

There's a mattress under her desk for "bed rotting" breaks.

HA R18!

That's always been a thing (hell, my uncle used to brag about hiding in an auto factory, taking naps) but Idk why you'd brag about it openly to the entire internet. It's either an exaggeration or true, but either one is a good way to get fired.

Big deal and nothing new. The dumb bitch SHOULD KEEP HER WHORE MOUTH SHUT.

After college before grad school, I worked an entire year at AT&T and it took me 3 weeks to figure out that I had no job to do and they wanted me to keep my mouth shut about it. This was in the early 90s. A tower on 42nd street. I was a place holder of a line in a staffing budget. After a month my "boss" told me "that's right, you look pretty busy, keep it up and don't discuss your job with your colleagues, this could go on for months." At the time, offices had a lot of equipment poor people didn't have at home. I used the time for a myriad of projects. It was heaven.

25 years ago I had a job in the tax department of a large investment firm.

9 months out of the year were crazy busy but there were always 2-3 months that were dead. Those months were excruciating. I hated being bored and having to “pretend” to work all day.

Yeah I agree R22, I'd rather have stuff to do than be a bored clock watcher. It goes by too slow.

Wait till the boss finds out.

R24 If her boss is a Zoomer or Millennial, chances are they're not going to give two shits. If her boss is a boomer or Gen Xer, and calls her out on this - she will revert to 'you're bullying me' and report him / her to HR. She will make sure she cries in HR and says he / she hurt her feelings. HR will then let her work at home remotely (where she will really do nothing) and the boss will be 'written up'.

I find the yellow legal pad very suspicious. This is just a cheap whore trying to make a splash in social media. She don't have a job.

r26 was she taking it too far with the yellow legal pad? lol

We only want the very best for our daughter, which is why we gave her a high paying/no work job.

Well she's going to learn something from making it known she's lazy and well paid. Humility . When you have it good keep it to yourself and get it while you can. Shes probably fucked it up and will now be back in the headwinds of the shit job.

bomb salary AND unlimited breaks? girl is hourly. salary doesn't worry about reported breaks.

People who come from poor families don’t get jobs like this. Life is rigged from the start

This is not new.

Stop posting stuff from this right wing rag!

R33 Nope.

Silents we’re born through 1946, then Boomers from ‘47 through 1963.

This young lady from Generation Zero makes me nervous.

^were born. Oops.

Boomers ended in 1964, not 1963 (though some even say as late as 1969).

If she gets fired, she can get a job at Archewell.

Happily I retired before Gen Z started infesting the workplace, but I knew several millennials, who either worked for me or for one of my peers, that the company would have gladly paid to talk to no-one and take frequent breaks. Unfortunately most of them thought they should be running the place and we all had to listen constantly and unbidden to their "ideas", which were worthy of Philomena Cunk.