WELL, hello

Look at those hard juicy nips. His cellmate will have his work cut out for his mouth.

[quote]WELL, hello

Wait, this is not a Brendad Ickson thread?

If you're going to have a mugshot, at least be glad it came out so good.

Nice tits.

Meh face.

Needs a haircut.

Nice tits but the face is a double bagger and the hair is tragic.

[quote] the hair is tragic

I don’t think so. Sometimes one just wants to pull out and jizz in a guy’s hair. I think this guy would make a perfect target.

R6 this is bad hair. Not sure what point you're struggling to make but you can cum on a guy's hair that isn't tragic. Unless you can only get tragic guys?

His hair is adorable. It’s the same permed mop a lot of cute younger dudes have right now.

Sorry if some of you all long for the days when guys sported shag haircuts parted down the middle.

[quote] you can cum on a guy's hair that isn't tragic.

Pardon me.... I guess you were right that I was struggling, because that's not exactly the point I wanted to make. I think hair like this makes a perfect target for a cumshot. Perhaps it might get the receiver to rethink his styling choices. Any guy I get nowadays you would probably automatically consider tragic just because I'm an eldergay now and fuck around with 40+ y/os.

[quote] His hair is adorable. It’s the same permed mop a lot of cute younger dudes have right now.

I was actually quite concerned when I first saw this picture as my best friend's oldest kid has this exact same style and even build (he's VERY much into goals/gainz/whatever). He's grown up into being quite the piece of shit though, so I was quietly trying to figure out how he could have managed to be in Illinois and get arrested... college tour gone wrong? Snuck away during a family trip to Chicago? Anyhow, it was a bit of a disappointment to see it wasn't my friend's son.

R9 "quietly trying to figure out"

Why quietly?

Ugh he looks like a young elon musk with a jewfro.