The real reason Armie Hammer won’t work again, illustrated by dogs
It isn’t the cannibalism fetish. It’s size. Women simply have an innate fear of a large man attacking them. It’s Fatty Arbuckle Syndrome.
Smaller men who have attacked women have continued to work, or haven’t been sidelined like Hammer is.
“This Dog Attacked Me”
One dog pled guilty, two dogs were witnessed doing it in public, and one dog was merely accused. Whose career suffered the most?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | June 1, 2023 2:39 PM
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Give me Armie Hammer any day.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 1, 2023 11:44 AM
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I bet he has a gorgeous cock.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2023 11:57 AM
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Effie said it wasn’t big for a man his size.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2023 11:58 AM
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I'll bet he has a gorgeous asshole too.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2023 11:59 AM
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I just rolled my eyes so hard they broke.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 1, 2023 1:23 PM
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The Ezra Miller poodle is perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 1, 2023 1:31 PM
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What did Emile Hirsch do (I wish he'd do me)?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 1, 2023 1:33 PM
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He choked a woman at a party in Sundance.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 1, 2023 1:42 PM
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Can someone flush frau/OP already?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 1, 2023 1:59 PM
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This is one of those theories that makes you wonder what OP has been smoking.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 1, 2023 2:39 PM
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