James Van Der Beek's Anti-Joe Biden Rant and DNC Takedown Earns Fox News Praise: Biden 'Has Declining Mental Faculties'

"has became"

Oh, dear!

Don’t let the door hit ya on yer fivehead on the way out, Beeker.

Dawson’s Crack.

Well, all the republicans are screaming that they were "tricked and outsmarted" by Biden on the debt ceiling vote so how senile can he be?

Instead, we plan a nationwide tour with Robert Kennedy and Marianne Williamson. They will be laying on hands to cure diseases, selling Ole Doc's Miracle Vitamin Cure from the back of their wagon, and healing the nation with spiritual energy and speaking in tongues.

After Calling Joe Biden Senile, Republicans Complain He Outsmarted Them

Kevin McCarthy once suggested the president needs "soft food.” Now he's the one serving a "s**t sandwich" to his caucus.

During the debt limit standoff, McCarthy repeatedly said that by refusing to negotiate with Republicans, Biden was “bumbling” the U.S. toward a potentially catastrophic default. Even some Democrats criticized the president for not publicly engaging as much as McCarthy has in recent weeks. But as of Wednesday, default seemed unlikely, and the outlines of the deal appeared favorable to Democrats.

Well it looks like the ugly stick of aging didn't spare him at all......

“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,” Donald Jesus Trump 7/4/2019

He looks terrible. If his face weren't so long, he'd look like Mitch McConnell.

Big deal. Ugly guy had opinions.

FOX News is quoting this has been "celebrity" and saying his word vomit ought to be blasted out on a talk panel to be taken as truth?

Way to pick your "experts", you morons.

It’s not typical for incumbents to debate challengers. There are always challengers. Why act like this is some kind of affront to democracy?

Did Van Der Beek ever get rids of his kids head lice?

“I cannot get over the fact that the Democratic National Committee is saying there will not be a debate to decide the nominee for president,” Van Der Beek says in the video post, before going back to impregnating his wife.

His actual face.

I really don't understand what is wrong with what he's saying and most Americans agree and don't support Biden's decisions. It's not right wingers who are critical of the Biden administration. Unfortunately Republicans are psycho but the Democrats are no angels and aren't fixing shit either by sending billions to a losing war.

[quote] It's not right wingers who are critical of the Biden administration

Perhaps you meant it's not ONLY

R17 Yes my bad. Datalounge needs to enter the 21st century and get an edit button.

Or Vlad could pay for better English classes

Shut up and act.

If you can still find work, of course.

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Biden is an aging caretaker. I wish there was an alternative.

R2: Don’t be fooled. Hollywood claims to be liberal but it was very conservative back in the day and there are probably a lot of influential people still in Hollywood that are conservative.

Democrats are doing nothing but fixing shit, shit caused by Republicans. They would be fixing it a lot better if Republicans weren't constantly figuring out new ways to fuck everything up, for fun and profit.

DIAGF R16

Good to hear Fox News is still so fair and balanced!

R24, your hopes for Defacto and mine are one and the same.

I’m curious where Miss Thing’s TikTok is on the attempted coup d’etat on 1-6-21?

Any politician who refuses to debate shouldn't be on the ballot. .

Next up, expert political commentary from our celebrity correspondents Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo!

R18, years ago DL had a Preview, so we could correct errors before we posted,

Yes, James Van Der Beek, Rhodes scholar.

Meanwhile he can’t stop having kids and being weird on social media?

We need a better Dem candidate, true. Biden is aging, true. He’s not in Ronnie Reagan territory yet and he’s sure as shit not the orange turd, who’s a traitor to this country, liar, psychopath and sex offender. So on that note he’s winning.

I didn’t realize JVDB had a law degree… *rolls eyes*

Why does his head look like a legless, upside-down little person’s body?

[quote] I really don't understand what is wrong with what he's saying and most Americans agree and don't support Biden's decisions.

So you're saying that we would benefit by having Biden debate Robert F. "Anti-Vaxxer" Kennedy Jr. and Marianne "new age nutcase" Williamson? What great insights and clarity do you expect the country will gain by having Biden debate those two? The Beek's motive is clear: His wife is an anti-vax conspiracy theorist.

Meanwhile, the Beek apparently doesn't have a problem with the fact that Trump is nearly as old as Biden and has said he won't debate the other Republican candidates. Funny that Mr. Forehead doesn't seem to be bothered by that.

Such a big head, too bad it's mostly hollow.

Doesn't he have a pack of feral lice-ridden brats to worry about?

Don't Trust the Bitch in the Show About That Bitch!

Would you like to add an anti-trans diatribe to that, r16?

Someone mentioned on another thread that he looks like Cate Blanchett, and I can unsee it

[quote] Hollywood claims to be liberal but it was very conservative back in the day

Yeah, back in 1962.

[quote]Doesn't he have a pack of feral lice-ridden brats to worry about?

Let's not speak of children that way, OK?

They're [bold]unvaccinated[/bold] feral lice-ridden brats.

The Beek needs an eyelid lift, STAT!!

Ask him if he can still taste Pacey's dick.

He looks like Scott Bakula's trans son.

I'm pretty sure Uncle Joe would debate almost anyone other than a screeching banshee hopped up on Covid barking over you and interrupting every word you say. He was so ghastly the last time there is no way Biden would ever embarrass the country like that again. And he's right.

President Biden is a genial elderly gentleman with a penchant for telling overly long, possibly apocryphal stories about Grandmother Biden, assorted other Bidens and Ireland.

On the other hand, President Biden is a safe, dignified leader with a proven track record of passing legislation, dealing with lunatic Republicans and actually defeating the orange yeti who previously steam-rollered over every other candidate of either party.

He may not have Dawson McForehead’s vote, but he still represents America’s best chance to avoid another Trumpian assault on America’s democratic institutions.

He really does have the world’s longest forehead. You could transcribe War and Peace on that thing.

BREAKING: Guy Smiley has released a TikTok saying Joe Biden is a poopy-headed old ding dong and all the Gen Z makeup influencers are stitching supportive commentary like crazy! Megyn Kelly will have Smiley on her podcast tomorrow and Elon Musk has announced his endorsement of Smiley and will host a doomed Twitter town hall during primetime to encourage tweeters to invent even more childish playground bully names. More to come on this developing story, including invented filler about Hunter Biden.

So is EVERY straight, white actor of that time a right wing douchebag now?

His wife is an 'influencer.'

[quote] In January 2022, Rolling Stone published a deep dive on her and her husband’s ties to Austin’s wellness circles that tend to promote anti-vaccine, anti-government mandate beliefs masked as an embrace of holistic health. Kimberly has platformed articles that suggest autism is caused by vaccines, supported Jessica Biel’s anti-vaccine lobbying alongside RFK Jr. (interesting) and shared posts that falsely reported rapper DMX’s death to be linked to the covid vaccine. Together, the couple has attended events hosted by anti-vaxxer and covid conspiracist Joyous Heart.

So apparently more of an RFK, Jr./Fran Drescher liberal than a Trumper. Just a general nuttynut. Probably would have supported Jill Stein and Putin in the 2016 election.

[quote]He really does have the world’s longest forehead. You could transcribe War and Peace on that thing.

Given what a nut job he is, I'd like to see it transcribed with a hammer and chisel.

RFK Jr is 69 and Marianne Williamson is 70. Not exactly spring chickens.

[quote] He really does have the world’s longest forehead. You could transcribe War and Peace on that thing.

The lines on it are college ruled for your convenience!

Washedup actor, plus he made his wife a babymaker.

Well he should know about mental decline.

Reminds me of a candy called Good & Plenty, but a piece found under a sofa cushion or maybe in the folds of a rental car’s upholstery. Just odd, oblong, nonnutritive.

He's a has-been, and his name is weird.

You cannot POSSIBLY be suggesting these two are comparable, R56.

He looks absolutely terrible for 46. Looks 65.

Just another broke-ass washup trying to cash in on the grift like several hundred other sleazy people.

R59 He needs to learn to earn a living, like the rest of us!