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NEEDLE DICK? BUG FUCKER?

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2023 11:54 AM

Tell us more about yourself OP

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2023 11:13 AM

I thought Bette Midler's baggy red top and tight black trousers were quintessential 80s fashion.

I enjoy this movie but LOVE Ruthless People!

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by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2023 11:19 AM

My ex had a genuine needle dick. It was actually nice looking but when I bottom all I felt was the urge to pee. Is that what they call the male G-spot?

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2023 11:24 AM

Yuck to both, OP

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2023 11:36 AM

Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy eat your heart out

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by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2023 11:48 AM

R5 lol came to post this, Bette says it with such relish. I didn't realise she did an accent in the movie

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by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2023 11:49 AM

They made me fill out these dumb ass legal aid forms. You want ‘em?

Hoooowie!

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2023 11:50 AM

I fucking loved Bette and the phone guy Hooowie R7!

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2023 11:54 AM
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