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Let’s be Your Closeted Self

I’m being relentlessly made fun of for my entertainment tastes, that I desperately tried to hide. Once a friend found my Whitney Houston album and I never heard the end of it.

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2023 4:43 PM

I enjoy the International Male catalog that arrives in the mail for the fashion.

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2023 3:54 AM

I am telling everyone my celebrity crush was Diane Sawyer

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2023 3:59 AM

I'm the earring in the 'straight' ear.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2023 4:03 AM

I'm the porn you don't want anybody to know you watch.

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2023 4:38 AM

I'm the VHS gay porn bought off the highway in the North Chicago suburbs hidden beneath sheets and blankets in the trunk at the end of my bead.

I'm the constant tension talking about women and sex around my straight friends.

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2023 4:43 AM

I meant "end of my bed."

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2023 4:49 AM

R6 we knew that

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2023 4:51 AM

I’m still mostly closeted, I don’t try to hide it and I don’t lie about it, I’m just straight acting and it doesn’t come up all that much.

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2023 5:06 AM

R8 do you ever have women turn on you when they find out?

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2023 5:12 AM

I’m my life.

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2023 6:56 AM

I'm the deleting of browser histories and cookies.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2023 7:22 AM

I'm the trying to date women

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2023 1:07 PM

I'd the odd/lame sense of frustration and rage that people around me can't figure it out and that they won't essentially come out for me by calling me out. Stop with the questions about what women I'm dating/if I'm dating. Stop including me in conversations about this or that hot female celebs and off-hand straight-guy banter about women. Stop asking about if I want to have kids. Call a spade a spade and tell me you know, even if it's derogatory - "I knew you were a fag." Just do it, because I'm not going to do it (yet), and my frustration and rage with myself will only be projected onto you.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2023 4:41 PM

I should add - I'm sure some people DID figure it out, but nevertheless didn't say anything and kept up the charade.

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2023 4:43 PM
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