I got myself a rimming chair, finally

How midcentury, OP!

gnarly

I bought one about 10 years ago. I love it! I only get rimmed but I’ve had guys rim me for well over an hour. I’m always cleaned out and usually shoot a load in my subs mouth or ass. I have a neighbor who sometimes stops by to worship my hole late at night. A great investment 😈

OP has eaten more farts than my panties!

I have found it tends to lead to scat play more often than regular rimming because of the position the body is in and the incentive to rim for longer periods of time. So I'm not the biggest fan, truthfully.

[quote] I have found it tends to lead to scat play

Holely hell! Was that a slip of the tongue?

Do you disguise it with a throw blanket when your elderly mother visits?

I can't say I'm into a rimming chair but I do think about getting a better job and working out more and getting a nicer apartment where I can have boyfriends over.

I'd like to meet a twink whom I can top; and be a bottom boy to a big beefy brutal top.

Is that so much to ask for?

before computers, there was a movie joke that you should have a porn buddy. If you die, the porn buddy's job is to clear out your porn collection before your family gets to it. Might be a good idea to find a rimchair buddy. Dont want straight people getting the wrong idea.

It's designed for scat play. If you just wanted to rim, you would just go to bed.

R10 That’s not true. You could use it for that if you wanted but it’s designed to open you up for a deep rimming.

It’s why it’s called a “rim seat!”

[quote]Before computers

Um, okay.

OP = Tammy Slaton, who can't wipe anymore, trolling for scat queens

I have a rimming wheelchair

Under-40 males now consider their ass a sex organ.

Where does one purchase such an item? And how much does it cost?

I supposed they don't sell them used on Ebay?

Agree with others. The muscle memory of sitting in that position, on a seat that deliberately opens up your Batcave (most rim seats are basically toilet seats on legs), will almost certainly induce your rectum to start a-poopin'.

Eat da poopoo!

[quote] If you are a rimmer I highly recommend one.

Wut

[quote] Might be a good idea to find a rimchair buddy. Dont want straight people getting the wrong idea.

You could use it to sit shiva.

R19 I hate to burst your bubble here, but the same rules apply to using the rim chair as they do to getting rimmed in bed. You don’t get your ass eaten when you have to take a shit. You prepare by evacuating (or douching) and thoroughly washing yourself BEFOREHAND.

How nice, OP. Then you can use it as a commode when you become an elder gay.

Sad.

Has a Gen Z twink sat on your chair yet? What was his anal hygiene like?

R26 I have not. I prefer over 40. They are down to earth, friendly, and clean.

Get a life

Enjoy the giardia, OP!

[quote] You could use it to sit shiva.

OP can shit shiva

I pray you never encounter a turtle head when you're under the rimming chair.

I was curious to see pricing and ran into this....another option for use.

rim chair is only 150. you had to save for for this? I thought it was thousands of dollars lol

Op should have invested in a Geri-chair instead of a rimming chair at his advanced age

I’ve seen these come up on Antiques Roadshow. Apparently they were popular in the late 18th Century in New England and made of Mahogany or Walnut. A good specimen can be worth upwards of $5000. Paul Revere had one.

Up to $345 for this one. GoldenStreamsSF said that "your rim seats changed my life. Keep it up, oink."

That's quite an endorsement! Life-changing rim chairs!!

OP, I wish you poop.