Procuring BBC when you live (year-round) in the Bozeman/Big Sky, Montana area

I love the BBC America channel.

Don’t you have access to satellite television?

R1= I should've been more specific. BBC= big black cock

R1, BBC America sucks. Virtually none of their remaining program has anything to do with Britain.

Team Marple or Poirot, OP?

Plenty of horses.

Save the BBC for jerking off to porn, you don't want it in real life. Trust Me.

R3 I’m trying to be hilarious

R7, do you use Torchwood’s Captain Jack, played by John Barrowman, for that purpose?

You'd have to fly them in. Montana is the least black state in the entire country. Fewer than 4000 in the whole state. That means that perhaps only 2000 are men, and only 1000 in a desirable age range (20-50). 5% of those might be openly gay, meaning 50 gay black men in a desirable age range. There are only 5 cities. Two college towns, Bozeman and Missoula, and then Great Falls, Billings, and Butte. Only three of these are over 50,000. Great Falls has a large air force base, Malmstrom AFB, and that is undoubtedly the largest concentration of black people in the entire state and it is about 200 miles from Bozeman. I'd say you're SOL.

Take a trip to Spokane

I’m going Spokane. .

[quote] and only 1000 in a desirable age range (20-50)

You’ve taken certain liberties in narrowing the so-called desirable age range.

R10 I'm fairly certain Maine is actually the least black state in the country, but other than that the rest of your post (sadly) holds up. Sigh.

You’re near a university town. Missoula would be easier but Bozeman isn’t impossible.