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Fucked up family

My grandma used to prank call us at all hours of the day or night and hang up. She denied doing it for years. Oddly enough she didn’t have dementia or other mental illnesses that we knew of.

by Anonymousreply 12May 30, 2023 12:15 PM

“Is this the Cocksucker residence?”

by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2023 10:29 PM

Is your refrigerator running?

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2023 10:38 PM

She just wanted to hear your voices and make sure you were home/ok... anxiety. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2023 10:57 PM

If they wouldn't call me ...

by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2023 10:59 PM

Was she weird in other ways, or was she an average everyday grandma who turned into a prank caller at night? I’m intrigued by this.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2023 12:29 AM

She’d call up and say “motherfucker” then hang up. Her number was on the ID so we knew it was her even if she disguised her voice?

by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2023 12:33 AM

No, OP, she didn't

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2023 12:38 AM

Omg I am sure it was irritating but as a story that is so great!

by Anonymousreply 8May 30, 2023 12:46 AM

OP, does your grandma joke around a lot in person? Not necessarily dirty jokes, just trying to be funny?

by Anonymousreply 9May 30, 2023 1:00 AM

I never once heard grandma use foul language except in phone pranks. At first I didn't believe it was her at all. But it was.

by Anonymousreply 10May 30, 2023 11:52 AM

Hello? Hello??

Shithead! Shitheads!!

Grandma is that you? What is going on? Why are you doing this to us?

by Anonymousreply 11May 30, 2023 11:54 AM

Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?

by Anonymousreply 12May 30, 2023 12:15 PM
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