Let's be characters from the L&O franchises

I’m Olivia Benson. I apologize that my beauty and sexual magnetism will blind thread readers from seeing the rest of the posts. It’s just something I have to live with.

I am Stabler's ass, the true star if these shows

R1 you’re suckin’ air up your ass!

I’m the oft repeated, “My God! We need some backup over here!”

I'm Mike Cutter asking what did they expect...what did they reasonably expect?

I'm Serena Southerlyn... surprise I'm a LESBIAN.

Yes, it was my final reveal to Arthur Branch who said he didn't care, but still, I was out of a job!

I'm Detective Fontana. Don't worry; we're authorized.

Olibia. Olibia.

I'm Maria Recinos.

I just love Felippe's Boor-gers and chatting on el telefono with O-LEE-bee-a.

I'm Liza as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey...

most cringe moment ever R6

I'm Chester Lake. I don't sleep at night. I walk the streets.

I'm Hudson University, the most dangerous school in America.

I’m Speed Weed. With a name like that, I should’ve been a character on this show and not just a writer!

I am Noah Benson. I am a pre-teen queen.

I’m Rafael Barba and I’m a “little Spanish dandy”

I'm Laura (Mayflower Madam) Winthrop.

Hi, I'm Olivia. Here is what takes 10 minutes of every episode of SVU:

[quote] You are a victim! It's not your fault. No, really, it's not your fault. Really, you didn't ask for this. No, stop bl;aming yourself. It's ok to cry. It's ok to be mad. Stop blaming yourself!

I’m Detective Goren and I’ve thought of EVERYTHING. And if I haven’t, I’ll happen to have a relative who taught me all about the precise esoteric specialty required to solve this episode’s case.

I'm detective Amanda Rawlings. My family is pure trash and I let them stab me in the back every chance they get.

I know that it's a day that ends in a Y, so that means, my sister Kim is busy scamming some man. Of course, I'm going to risk my job trying to get her out of trouble. And my moronic co-workers will risk their jobs in order to help us.

Now where's my Momma?

Momma? Where are you Momma?

Momma?

HA! R19, very true.

I'm Donald Cragen... booted out of the mothership for the new and sexy and disturbing L&O: SVU. I knew Olibia and Stabler and Munch and others way, way, way back when

I'm Lenny's ghost. And I could sing.

I’m the bus. I’m needed in every episode but you rarely see me

I'm Tony Profaci... fellow NYPD dick, kind of a funny, often helpful character in the house, but actually a corrupt cop. Mike Logan figured me out, fingered me for my crimes and got to leave Staten Island and return to the big city