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Ladies, need to pee outside?

Now you have the Kula Cloth!

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by Anonymousreply 102June 2, 2023 1:26 AM

Let's talk about peeing outdoors!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 28, 2023 11:25 AM

Oh my word

by Anonymousreply 2May 28, 2023 11:30 AM

Pee rag!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3May 28, 2023 11:36 AM

First that cone that women can use to pee standing up, now this?

And who comes up with those names?

by Anonymousreply 4May 28, 2023 11:39 AM

Do women need to wipe after peeing? Never knew.

by Anonymousreply 5May 28, 2023 11:43 AM

This will go great with my vagina cape.

by Anonymousreply 6May 28, 2023 11:43 AM

Yeah, can't they just shake it?

by Anonymousreply 7May 28, 2023 11:44 AM

Maybe it’s squirt and not pee?

by Anonymousreply 8May 28, 2023 11:47 AM
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by Anonymousreply 9May 28, 2023 11:54 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10May 28, 2023 11:58 AM

Can you use it if your pussy stinks?

by Anonymousreply 11May 28, 2023 12:04 PM

Will it fit in my snack purse?

by Anonymousreply 12May 28, 2023 12:11 PM

Doubles as a potholder.

by Anonymousreply 13May 28, 2023 12:17 PM

The first thing I thought when I saw it, r13!

by Anonymousreply 14May 28, 2023 12:19 PM

So the cloth absorbs and vaporizes pee?

by Anonymousreply 15May 28, 2023 12:22 PM

can some things be private?

by Anonymousreply 16May 28, 2023 12:23 PM

[quote]Do women need to wipe after peeing? Never knew.

Oh honey, we always knew you were special.

by Anonymousreply 17May 28, 2023 12:26 PM

Just wear a fucking diaper!

by Anonymousreply 18May 28, 2023 12:29 PM

are girls getting together to smell each other’s pee pads?

by Anonymousreply 19May 28, 2023 12:30 PM

I have the prettiest pee pad in town.

by Anonymousreply 20May 28, 2023 12:31 PM

The Hidden Truth inside faux book clubs revealed: Pee Pad Parties

by Anonymousreply 21May 28, 2023 12:37 PM

Can I also use it for my next kitchen table abortion?

by Anonymousreply 22May 28, 2023 12:45 PM

Can you use it on your ass?

by Anonymousreply 23May 28, 2023 12:52 PM

So this doubles for a toilet? Does it absorb shart?

by Anonymousreply 24May 28, 2023 12:54 PM

Is Asparagus going to foul this thread?

by Anonymousreply 25May 28, 2023 12:58 PM

The link really plays up attaching it to your pack. Which makes sense from a cleanliness standpoint, but I’d have a problem with proudly displaying a non-disposable version of used toilet paper.

Woman can “drip dry” but that leaves some pee residue that’s going to end up being absorbed by underwear. Underwear that’s going to be pretty sweaty by the end of a day of hiking anyway. A product being manufactured, packaged, shipped, and then eventually thrown out is not an environmentally superior alternative to drip drying. And if you are on a multi day hike, presumably you are going to shit. I can’t see using this to wipe your ass and then hanging it on the outside of your pack.

This is a very stupid product.

by Anonymousreply 26May 28, 2023 1:00 PM

[quote]Kula is a pee cloth for anybody that squats when they pee.

Other than women who else squats while peeing?

by Anonymousreply 27May 28, 2023 1:01 PM

(Shyly raising hand)

by Anonymousreply 28May 28, 2023 1:03 PM

Will it absorb all my MAN pee?

by Anonymousreply 29May 28, 2023 1:06 PM

I think 🤔 I would leave it outside at night. It would not be welcomed into the house

by Anonymousreply 30May 28, 2023 1:08 PM

Great for the homeless women peeing on the sidewalks!

Or for the drunk ladies leaving parties!

by Anonymousreply 31May 28, 2023 1:08 PM

It absorbs pee and when wrung out makes clean water.

by Anonymousreply 32May 28, 2023 1:09 PM

Comes in White Pine, Ocean 🌊 Breeze & Mountain Laurel

by Anonymousreply 33May 28, 2023 1:12 PM

Comes in Stink, Stank & Dear God Set that Thing On Fire 🔥

by Anonymousreply 34May 28, 2023 1:14 PM

"Why is that lady peeing on the street?"

"It's ok, she put a cloth down."

by Anonymousreply 35May 28, 2023 1:21 PM

already officially banned in Florida

by Anonymousreply 36May 28, 2023 1:21 PM

Also absorbs sound.

by Anonymousreply 37May 28, 2023 1:31 PM

Fergie (the singer) already bought the whole stock.

by Anonymousreply 38May 28, 2023 1:32 PM

Wee pads for people! For your inner bitch.

by Anonymousreply 39May 28, 2023 1:42 PM

Can I customize one with pics of my grandkids?

by Anonymousreply 40May 28, 2023 1:44 PM

Dear grandma, at r40, I don't want to be anywhere near your pussy!

by Anonymousreply 41May 28, 2023 1:50 PM

'Cula' means 'ass' in Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 42May 28, 2023 1:53 PM

Can I?

by Anonymousreply 43May 28, 2023 1:54 PM

Doubles as a poopholder.

by Anonymousreply 44May 28, 2023 1:55 PM

“Some people use Kula as a handkerchief or a small washcloth.”

Hopefully, not the same people who are using it as toilet paper.

by Anonymousreply 45May 28, 2023 1:58 PM

[quote]'Cula' means 'ass' in Spanish.

I believe it's culo.

by Anonymousreply 46May 28, 2023 1:59 PM

It's antimicrobial, so you can share it with your best friend! Cool!

by Anonymousreply 47May 28, 2023 2:01 PM

Says it's great for space travel. Finally, an answered prayer.

by Anonymousreply 48May 28, 2023 2:06 PM

[quote]R46: I believe it's culo.

Spanish is gendered, so it's 'culo' for a male's ass, and 'cula' for a female's ass.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 28, 2023 2:31 PM

Thanks, 49! I had no idea!

by Anonymousreply 50May 28, 2023 2:53 PM

Did you know that women wipe after they pee, r50?

by Anonymousreply 51May 28, 2023 3:38 PM

I did, r51!

by Anonymousreply 52May 28, 2023 3:45 PM

🫣Are they flushable 😫

by Anonymousreply 53May 28, 2023 3:51 PM

If culo only applies to male asses why would rapper Pitbull write a song about it?

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by Anonymousreply 54May 28, 2023 3:52 PM

After bladder drainage do women dribble as men do?

by Anonymousreply 55May 28, 2023 4:48 PM

R51? Wait, women pee? LOL. Next, you'll tell us they shit too. Only men pee and poop.

by Anonymousreply 56May 28, 2023 6:04 PM

Now ladies can pee on the streets! Cool!

by Anonymousreply 57May 28, 2023 6:06 PM

I gave Debbie a Kula Cloth. We're best friends.

by Anonymousreply 58May 28, 2023 9:02 PM

I'm perfec, I don't poo or pee!

by Anonymousreply 59May 28, 2023 9:07 PM

You are, Queen Bee!

Dog blesses you!

by Anonymousreply 60May 28, 2023 9:14 PM

I can’t wait to watch David Venable present this on QVC.

by Anonymousreply 61May 28, 2023 9:36 PM

Yummo!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 62May 28, 2023 9:36 PM

So does a gal pee on the hot pad thing? Standing up? Don’t understand the concept

by Anonymousreply 63May 28, 2023 9:51 PM

I think she wipes her pussy with the thing, r63.

by Anonymousreply 64May 28, 2023 9:52 PM

So a washcloth would do the same job.

by Anonymousreply 65May 28, 2023 9:55 PM

This is entirely TMI.

by Anonymousreply 66May 28, 2023 10:01 PM

Chelsea, a potential customer sent the company an email and Kula posted it and their response on Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 28, 2023 10:23 PM

Hilarity ensued.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 28, 2023 10:24 PM

Just call it pussy wipper.

by Anonymousreply 69May 28, 2023 10:31 PM

I had no idea R5 so you aren't the only one.

To R26's point though, can't Kleenex just be used? That will break down very easily.

by Anonymousreply 70May 28, 2023 10:37 PM

R67 / R68 - It's nice to see Alissa Heinerscheid already found new work in public relations.

by Anonymousreply 71May 28, 2023 10:54 PM

Alissa! Please send me a free box of those, and can y'all put my face on the pad too? Loves!

by Anonymousreply 72May 28, 2023 10:56 PM

Cop a squat Dyl. Cop a squat.

by Anonymousreply 73May 28, 2023 10:59 PM

Put any random assortment of straight and gay men together and have us ad lib on this thing. That’s the ultimate male bonding exercise. Some responses will resonate with the entire group, others will divide it.

by Anonymousreply 74May 28, 2023 11:05 PM

Just pee

by Anonymousreply 75May 28, 2023 11:14 PM

R75 - We take the P out of Pussy!

by Anonymousreply 76May 28, 2023 11:40 PM

For any "woman."

by Anonymousreply 77May 29, 2023 12:13 AM

Does it have a Teflon coating to prevent sticking?

by Anonymousreply 78May 29, 2023 1:29 AM

Well, its got 2 uses as far as I can tell. You can pee on it, and in a pinch use it when you're camping and cooking for the men. Ummmm, just imagine Estrogen and female urine. It'll put a real zing in your hamburgers.

by Anonymousreply 79May 29, 2023 1:38 AM

Uri Null (& void)

by Anonymousreply 80May 29, 2023 10:56 AM

Ladies with an attitude, fellas who are in the mood

by Anonymousreply 81May 29, 2023 11:39 AM

Can you just use some kind of leaf, like poison ivy?

by Anonymousreply 82May 29, 2023 11:43 AM

will this make my cameltoe worse?

by Anonymousreply 83May 29, 2023 11:47 AM

Depends, r83.

by Anonymousreply 84May 29, 2023 11:49 AM

Just wipe it with your hands.

by Anonymousreply 85May 29, 2023 2:35 PM

Will it work on a shenis?

by Anonymousreply 86May 29, 2023 2:49 PM

I feel the need... the need to pee

by Anonymousreply 87May 29, 2023 3:31 PM

Did anyone say pee?

by Anonymousreply 88May 29, 2023 4:48 PM

Everyone pees!

by Anonymousreply 89May 29, 2023 8:48 PM

It's disposable, right? Right?

by Anonymousreply 90May 31, 2023 1:30 PM

Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it

FLOW

FLOW

FLO

by Anonymousreply 91May 31, 2023 11:00 PM

Laugh all you want, gents - but I would use this product.

It sucks peeing in the bushes, having to drip dry (there is nothing to shake!) and then having that to deal with in your undies. I camp and overland a lot.

by Anonymousreply 92May 31, 2023 11:13 PM

Well, I certainly do not want to carry a pee rag around for all the world to see!

by Anonymousreply 93May 31, 2023 11:20 PM

Well, we certainly do not want to see it, R93

by Anonymousreply 94May 31, 2023 11:37 PM

“Lady’s Room”

by Anonymousreply 95May 31, 2023 11:45 PM

What is wrong with a travel pack of kleenex?

by Anonymousreply 96June 1, 2023 12:55 AM

You are allowed to wear them on your head until it’s time

by Anonymousreply 97June 1, 2023 11:38 AM

Can't ladies who shave down there get away with not wiping?

by Anonymousreply 98June 1, 2023 12:04 PM

[quote]Ladies, need to poo outside?

Kula Forest Wear

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by Anonymousreply 99June 1, 2023 12:19 PM

Real women PISS!

by Anonymousreply 100June 1, 2023 12:39 PM

Ladies tinckle.

by Anonymousreply 101June 1, 2023 2:07 PM

R97 until all hell 🔥 breaks loose

by Anonymousreply 102June 2, 2023 1:26 AM
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