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DeSantis campaign launch crashes Twitter spaces, Elon blames 400K straining server
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 26, 2023 8:22 PM |
Oh, goody. Meatball Rahn will think it's a good thing for him and he'll lean into it. Can't wait for the crash. š¤£š¤£š¤£
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2023 11:01 PM |
When they finally got it going, he apparently read from a script.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2023 11:01 PM |
Hopefully the rest of his campaign will crash and burn, too.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2023 11:03 PM |
He canāt even get this thing off the ground. lol
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2023 11:04 PM |
Help me Rhonda
Help help me Rhonda
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2023 11:05 PM |
Sickening, evil vermin
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2023 11:06 PM |
Poor Meatball Rob.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2023 11:08 PM |
Actually Ron is the perfect right wing candidate. He's showing American what to steer away from. No one likes his whiny hate speech.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2023 11:10 PM |
This is actually Trump's one talent. He keys in on peoples' weaknesses, and he will mock the shit out of this.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2023 11:12 PM |
I canāt imagine willingly listening to his whiny little voice. It was bad enough in his campaign announcement. The website did everyone a favor by crashing.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2023 11:13 PM |
The Space is basically a DeSantis-fellating session.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2023 11:18 PM |
OP should read:
"Pudding Fingers Ron is Too Fat for Twitter, Causes Collapse!"
"Twitter Aborts DeSantis Announcement: DeSantis Vows More Petty Revenge "
"Ron DeSantis Rejected by Right-Wing Platform Before He Even Gets to Threaten To Take It Down & Call It 'WOKE'"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2023 11:22 PM |
He launched his candidacy to the sound of crickets. Upstaged today by Tina Turner, a real American legend. Ronās a legend in his own mind (and what a horrifying place that must be). Please clap.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2023 11:26 PM |
[quote] No one likes his whiny hate speech.
R8 What? People are eating that shit up, sadly.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2023 11:28 PM |
Four Seasons Campaign Launch
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 24, 2023 11:37 PM |
Trump names for him - Ron DeSuckfest
Ron DeLoser
Ron Defatass
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2023 11:43 PM |
The Edsel of Presidential Campaigns
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2023 11:47 PM |
'Melting The Servers!' DeSantis Tried To Launch His Campaign On Twitter. It Did Not Go Well
"That's unfortunate," Elon Musk said as Twitter struggled to host the event.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2023 11:50 PM |
Ronda...don't worry. No one was paying attention. You were not the news today.
Tina Turner died. RIP
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 24, 2023 11:53 PM |
Hmm, an omen for him perhaps?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 25, 2023 12:12 AM |
It's only Ron, and that's all.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 25, 2023 12:15 AM |
I bet ron was so angry that he was almost crying.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 25, 2023 12:21 AM |
Will he vow moronic revenge against the Twitter servers?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 25, 2023 12:42 AM |
I assumed there would be a lot of interest, but I didn't think there would be so many wanting to see his announcement that it would break the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 25, 2023 12:45 AM |
[quote]I didn't think there would be so many wanting to see his announcement that it would break the internet
I think this is more a case of breaking Musk's servers.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 25, 2023 12:51 AM |
LGBTwitter Servers
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 25, 2023 2:06 AM |
Heāll ban Twitter in Florida next
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 25, 2023 2:12 AM |
It was probably everyone either looking for confirmation of or sharing the news of Tina Turner's crossing over.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 25, 2023 2:26 AM |
That and Miranda Sings announced her 2023 tour schedule!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 25, 2023 2:40 AM |
Steve Schmidt video, minute 1.50
"Here the governor of Florida, a presidential candidate, and he interacts with a voter -- and he wipes snot all over him."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 25, 2023 2:48 AM |
Absolutely no one will be talking about what he said.... not that it matters. Everyone will be talking about the fuck up. Why wouldn't you want your announcement on tv in front of cheering stooges? Every news station would carry it. Maybe because he's an imbecile?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 25, 2023 2:54 AM |
And...here we are.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 25, 2023 2:57 AM |
Gee, that's a shame.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 25, 2023 2:59 AM |
I seem to recall āsleepyā Joe Biden abounding his own candidacy in 2019, including on Twitter, without a hitch. How odd!
And he didnāt have the support of the owner of Twitter. White Boots Rhonda had it all, and yet still managed to fuck it up. First he loses a boxing match to a mouse, and now this?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 25, 2023 3:04 AM |
^^^ announcing
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 25, 2023 3:04 AM |
It is possible that this Twitter launch was sabotaged -- by someone in the US, or foreign government.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 25, 2023 9:49 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 25, 2023 11:05 AM |
Annoying the way the media reports the DeSantis campās talking point āWe broke the Internetā as the āthe other sideā of this story, when that isnāt what happened!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 25, 2023 11:06 AM |
R37 ššš
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 25, 2023 12:39 PM |
Not even a dog can save this campaign...
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 25, 2023 12:43 PM |
What is on that man's head? It looks like whatever dyed-brown hair he has is wrapped around at least one hairpiece.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 25, 2023 12:53 PM |
[quote]Why wouldn't you want your announcement on tv in front of cheering stooges? Every news station would carry it. Maybe because he's an imbecile?
He doesnāt want any reporters present, lest they ask him any questions.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 25, 2023 3:18 PM |
Everything Elon touches dies.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 25, 2023 3:32 PM |
This was a disaster for both Rhonda and Elon -- Rhonda because it makes his campaign look like a bumbling mess, and Elon because it underscores how much he's ruined Twitter.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 25, 2023 4:12 PM |
I think they did this on purpose. Itās a bigger story because of the flop. If thereās one thing dump taught us is that thereās no such thing as bad publicity.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 25, 2023 4:21 PM |
[quote]Not even a dog can save this campaign...
Et tu, R41?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 25, 2023 4:55 PM |
Exactly r47
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 25, 2023 8:47 PM |
Tiny D and I can't get enough of him in those stylish white boots
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 25, 2023 8:52 PM |
Can't we deport Muskrat?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 25, 2023 9:37 PM |
Rhonda White Boot is desperate
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 25, 2023 9:49 PM |
Elon was lying as the platform has had over a million users for one event prior.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 25, 2023 9:53 PM |
R36 it was a foreign FACTION
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 25, 2023 10:02 PM |
^ what does that mean?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 25, 2023 10:06 PM |
^ The last 25 years on the DL
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 26, 2023 1:41 AM |
Bwahahaha! Even the plan to cravenly audition and kowtow to his billionaire puppet master was a total fuck up!
Ask yourself, is it even possible that it could have gone worse?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 26, 2023 2:46 AM |
Jr. foreshadows the Trump attack on DeSantis...it will end the campaign.
[quote]The former presidentās son called DeSantis ānasallyā and āeffeminateā during his podcast.
DeSantis is gay!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 26, 2023 12:54 PM |
Even if it had gone off without a hitch, it was a dumb way to announce a candidacy. It was like a fucking Zoom call! "Novel," my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 26, 2023 7:52 PM |
Could Donny Jr. look more coked-out than he does at R57?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 26, 2023 8:16 PM |
I thought it was hysterical that DeSantis announced and it crashed and Musk's site couldn't handle the number of people. Of course Musk blamed it on everything else but his site.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 26, 2023 8:22 PM |