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I hate when this happens

Florida man finds hissing iguana in his toilet.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 2:11 PM

Did it have a shit eating grin on its mouth?

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2023 10:27 PM

Gives new meaning to the word 'rimming.'

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2023 10:29 PM

Now that’s surprise anal!

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2023 10:36 PM

The iguana was named Erna.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2023 12:03 AM

The dude probably crapped the iguana out and is too embarrassed to tell the real story, so claims he "found" it in the toilet. Just like women who give birth on the toilet and say they had no idea how it happened.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2023 4:52 AM

It must have been an eldergay iguana.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2023 5:39 AM

Flush it over to Mar-a-Lago.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2023 6:54 AM

Paging Daniel Boon.

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2023 8:50 AM

Oooh!!! Terrifying đŸ˜±

I would scream like a little bitch

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2023 11:15 AM

lol, r8 one of my fave DL threads ever.

Reason #319632 to love Northern Wisconsin Winters.

I'll take November through April's snow, icy roads, work, danger, a couple of weeks of 10 below and most of all, its beauty. That iguanas, Florida's varieties of crocs, alligators, insects want no part of it, is just fine with me.

Although the politics? Can't brag about that over Florida...

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2023 11:31 AM

Was the iguana looking for the coked-out hampster still up there?

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 11:56 AM

[quote] Florida man finds hissing iguana in his toilet.

Who knew iguanas were such queens!

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 12:21 PM

I wasn't thrilled either.

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 12:25 PM

I no longer live in Florida, but I STILL turn the light on at night and look in the toilet before I sit on it.

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 2:11 PM
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