64-year-old Kentucky man shoots roommate in the butt for eating his last Hot Pocket
Which one of you fat whores was this?
A fight over food turned violent in Kentucky this week when police say a man opened fire on his roommate in retaliation for him eating the last Hot Pocket, reports local news station ABC 12.
According to the Louisville Metro Police Department, 64-year-old Clifton Williams became irate when he learned that his roommate, who has not been identified, cooked up and devoured the final mini-sandwich that had been stored in their freezer.
Police say that Williams initially began "throwing tiles" at the roommate, which prompted the roommate to attempt to flee the area.
Williams grabbed a firearm and shot his roommate in the buttocks as he was trying to leave, the report said.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | May 25, 2023 8:08 PM
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Kentucky so natural selection at work.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2023 4:04 PM
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It takes a good man with a gun to stop a bad man with a Hot Pocket!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2023 4:19 PM
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This would never have happened if only the Hot Pocket had a gun.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2023 4:23 PM
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Was the person shot a roommate or a "roommate"?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2023 4:28 PM
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Hot Pocket...ironic, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2023 4:28 PM
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Attempted murder gets a slap on the wrist?
Sure, it's funny the man was shot in the butt, but a few inches could have left him paralyzed or dead.
And EVERYONE on DL knows that a few inches on a man is everything.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2023 4:30 PM
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Well, it was the LAST Hotpocket, so I get it. You don’t eat a man’s last snack food.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2023 4:48 PM
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[Quote]..."Cooked up and devoured the final mini-sandwich that had been stored in their freezer.
Police say that Williams initially began "throwing tiles" at the roommate, which prompted the roommate to attempt to flee the area.
Williams grabbed a firearm and shot his roommate in the buttocks as he was trying to leave, the report said.
If this ain't a couple of Dataloungers, I'll be ding danged!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2023 4:50 PM
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Dataloungers don’t have guns, silly. We fight with our wits.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2023 5:01 PM
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He ate my Hot Pocket so I shot him in his butt pocket.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2023 5:09 PM
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This is why I have a gun purse to protect my snack purse!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2023 5:22 PM
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It depends on which flavor of Hot Pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2023 5:45 PM
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Ass Pocket or Pocket Ass?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 24, 2023 5:51 PM
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I’m guessing it’s already hard to pass a hot pocket, now it will be twice as hard
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2023 6:01 PM
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What kind of tiles did he throw...like bathroom tiles? Scrabble tiles?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2023 6:07 PM
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^^^^ Mosaic tiles from a rare 2nd Century BCE Roman villa. 😏
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2023 6:18 PM
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Tile samples for their proposed kitchen reno. They'd been at odds about color choices for weeks, and tensions were already running high ahead of the Hot Pocket incident.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 24, 2023 6:27 PM
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Well, R14 , it depends on which variety of Hot Pockets. Some of them are quite greasy, especially those with pepperoni, and therefore quite easy to pass. Sometimes too easy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 24, 2023 11:50 PM
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Don't fuck with veterans. Kentucky fried veterans.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 24, 2023 11:59 PM
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[quote] What kind of tiles did he throw...like bathroom tiles? Scrabble tiles?
I wondered the same thing. Did they just have loose tiles around about the house?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 25, 2023 4:51 AM
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My god. It's like someone gave ChatGPT a prompt to "tell the most redneck story that ever rednecked."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 25, 2023 5:09 AM
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All this talk of hot pockets and shootin up the butt? Seriously guys this is called DataLounge. Women use this site they might offended.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 25, 2023 7:13 AM
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[quote]My god. It's like someone gave ChatGPT a prompt to "tell the most redneck story that ever rednecked."
Not quite — there’s no gator, meth, or riding mower involved.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 25, 2023 7:20 AM
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[quote] All this talk of hot pockets and shootin up the butt? Seriously guys this is called DataLounge. Women use this site they might offended.
This better be satire
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 25, 2023 12:05 PM
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It seems like physical attacks have skyrocketed since Jan. 6th. The former President made it okay.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 25, 2023 1:19 PM
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R29 I totally agree, and Trump supporters did an incredible job of using social media to spread the hate and anger stirred up by him and his cohorts against minority groups like POC and the LGBT (especially the trans who not coincidentally are the smallest and thus easiest to demonize population), but the problem is that minorities ARE minorities that unhinged Magats — who are armed to the teeth in anticipation of societal collapse — will rarely encounter. It’s as if a timer went off and released these tightly wound-up bigots who have no one in the general vicinity to go after except each other.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 25, 2023 5:05 PM
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Mitch McConnell is in hiding.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 25, 2023 5:21 PM
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I’m still angry about the discontinuation of Lean Pockets, but perhaps not that angry.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 25, 2023 5:40 PM
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If it was the Philly cheesesteak flavored hot pocket, then I don’t blame him
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 25, 2023 6:28 PM
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I’m not saying I agree, but I do understand.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 25, 2023 8:08 PM
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