Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Expected To Declare Presidential Run On Twitter Tomorrow In Interview With Elon Musk

If our dumbass country elects this horrible man, we are doomed. He's much worse than Trump.

All he will do is motivate Liberal voters to prevent him from turning the entire US into a shithole like he does in Florida.

One tone-deaf tantrum-prone doughboy interviewing another. Should be a real love-fest.

His social policies are worse than Trumps.

Kick his ass to the curb. Vile piece of trash.

r4 Yeah, his entire plan was to out-Trump Trump in Florida, so he could show the electorate what the whole nation could look like if he were elected. Two problems, though -- he lacks Trump's charisma and it also turns out most people aren't big fans of Florida's ultra-MAGA policies.

I wonder if Evangelicals will support Catholic boy Ronnie.

Still though, seeing him standing next to Biden debating may help him somewhat. It could be another Nixon vs Kennedy debacle.

R8, in order to get to a debate with Biden, Ron would have to win the GOP nomination and that’s not happening.

I assume one topic of discussion with Musk will be the miracle of Ozempic, which both of them are obviously on.

I can’t imagine what Ron or Elon thinks the other has to offer. Both are widely hated by the left and in giving a tacit endorsement to DeSantis, Musk is sure to invoke the wrath of the right base, which he’s appeared to work hard at winning over.

I screened with Cologuard and did it my way.

Can't wait too see him lose the Florida primary to TRUMP!

R11 oh yes while Trump is battling a court case.

Elon believes DeSantis will be the next POTUS and and has began sucking up to him

Musk and DeSantis will always be fugs and Ozempic isn't going to make them look better. Whatever happened to Musk's trans kid?

DeSatan

Can everyone who hasn't done so already please just flush Twitter NOW?

[quote] in order to get to a debate with Biden, Ron would have to win the GOP nomination and that’s not happening.

Wait, DL screams that Trump will both NOT get the GOP nomination and WILL get the nomination. Make up your minds.

[quote] If our dumbass country elects this horrible man, we are doomed. He's much worse than Trump.

It would be helpful if you would explain why you believe that.

I hope he fizzles out quickly. I'm so tired of seeing this man's face and hearing his bullshit. He's his own worst enemy, though, so it could be interesting to see the demon fall.

The Shit and the Twit. Makes perfect sense.

[quote] Elon believes DeSantis will be the next POTUS and and has began sucking up to him

Elon favors DeSantis, because Trump dissed both Musk and Twitter by refusing to return to Twitter. Musk got his feelings hurt and that's why he kisses up to DeSantis and DeSantis is happy to use the social media platform for his candidacy stunt.

Thankfully, they are not required to bring a friend or a plus one to that meeting, since both of them would struggle with that.

Will pudding be served?

Are Rhonda and Elon bumping pussies?

Elon busy making dystopian robot army.

Pretending like he's the first to do this, which he's not. Just like Tesla, he didn't invent them either.

Hey Elon, maybe next time stop ripping off Boston Dynamic who are the actual kings in this field who spent decades making it work. Their robots can run, jump and even do back flips, You robots look about as confident as you do on the dance floor.

Elon is such a fraud. I just can’t with it all.

Elon could give a shit about DeSantisss.

He’s using him to entice Trump back onto Twitter (and Twitter’s flailing numbers back up)

They are both rather young to be both that ugly and fat.

Whoo boy they are ugly.

[quote]Still though, seeing him standing next to Biden debating may help him somewhat. It could be another Nixon vs Kennedy debacle.

Biden loves people and has been at this game half a century. Ron is fucking WEIRD and nothing will fix that. He’s also a thin-skinned bitch living in a right wing media bubble. He can’t take a punch.

Ron will also look a mess by next year if he keeps up the injections. He already looks like a shriveled ball sac with his small, mushy jawline and jug ears. And that voice. My god, that voice. Mixed with those watery eyes, he has all the charisma of a shaky chihuahua.

R30, it won’t matter how DeSantis looks if Biden starts to wander off the stage because he has no idea where he is. You’re putting all your chips on a hope that Biden’s mental acuity doesn’t severely decrease next year. My mother went downhill, like off a cliff, in that short a period of time and she was younger than he is.

Fascist bully boys running in a herd is pathetic

Wingnuts like R31 have been telling us for years that Biden is on the verge of senility, but he never does. He was at the top of his game in the State of the Union a few months ago, throwing back every Republican catcall and playing them like a fiddle, long after wingnuts assured us that he had lost all touch with the world around him.

*never is* I should have written

R5

(Which one?)

Right wingers are saying the quite parts out loud now.

Biden just need to use this photo in his campaign.

[quote] Still though, seeing him standing next to Biden debating may help him somewhat. It could be another Nixon vs Kennedy debacle.

Biden doesn't sweat.

[quote] [R30], it won’t matter how DeSantis looks if Biden starts to wander off the stage because he has no idea where he is. You’re putting all your chips on a hope that Biden’s mental acuity doesn’t severely decrease next year. My mother went downhill, like off a cliff, in that short a period of time and she was younger than he is.

A vacant, drooling Biden in a wheelchair would be stiff competition for DeSantis. If he can stand upright and read a teleprompter he will handily beat FatAss.

Meatball Ron must have a humiliation fetish.

[quote] [R11] oh yes while Trump is battling a court case.

You said that as if to imply that Trumptards have moral standards. We know better.

“Unscripted questions”? Sure, klan.

A bunch of stupid, bullshit softballs is more like it. Meatball Ron doesn’t want anyone to ask him anything remotely tough like “WTF? What’s your problem with gay people? You secretly gay, bitch?”

And Musk hole is an epic douche canoe who needs to be taxed into oblivion and then deported.

[quote] Right wingers are saying the quite parts out loud now.

Oh,dear!

Thank You Tina Turner for taking a massive dump on the Douchebag Summit

The Space keeps crashing, lol what an embarrassment for Ronny

How delightful that the launch was a technical disaster.

R46 If it had been Trump, he would have already been on social media saying, “So many people trying to be part of my re-election announcement, it crashed Twitter!! Elon says he’s never seen anything like it!!” And that is why Trump will probably beat DeSantis in the primary: Trump is a self-promoter par excellence.

BWAAAAAH.

Their eyes would give a cop probable cause to search their car. Is everyone on drugs nowadays?

I can't wait for Ron to get fillers to stuff up his Ozempic face. 'Twill be glorious!

From his Fox interview after the announcement.

[quote]GOWDY: If you're president, how would you address the war in Ukraine?

[quote]DESANTIS: First, I think what we need to do as a veteran is recognize that our military has become politicized. You talk about gender ideology...

This is going to be his go-to answer for everything, he has no other speed. Let's see how far the woke thing takes him with the naitonal electorate. We have a couple of trolls here on DL who live and breathe that shit but by and large, people are tired of that talking point.