I've been fucking a guy for about 2 months and I can't remember his name

Keep your day job., OP.

Is he in North?

Is he filed on your phone under “Fuckbuddy?”

I see that the North Troll is alive and well here.

Just ask, BTW, what's your name?

Call him “Anonymous”

Does his name rhyme with a body part?

Maybe his name IS daddy OP.

Look at his wallet next time he's using the bathroom, unless he's already using your mouth as an urinal.

Are you an American gay? If so just call him gurl but with emphasis on the U.

Mulva?

Talk about names. How do you spell your name? What does your name mean? Why were you giving that name? What's your middle name? My little name is Daphne Shark. It means that I am I misses shark. What about you?

OP doesn't need our advice he just wants to show off his sex life - like he's the only one who has one.

Call him by his name.

Fuck buddy.

Hasn't he been fucking you?

-78,530/10

Save it for Reddit, OP

You know, I just don't understand it. How could I not remember Charlie? Have I finally turned that corner? Have I finally become so jaded that I can no longer put the name with the face? Oh, listen to me. He was probably just lousy in bed.

Dolores?

Thank you R17. This is Poo Shoes / D@vida trolling this EST. She trolls on Reddit as well as here.

Just wait until the tests come back positive.

You'll get and remember his name then.

Just ask him. Wait until he's done fucking you, though.

OP's not Davida.

Trolldar and find out R20.

R11 Cut me to it

Do you put the frying pan in the freezer, OP ? Have you ever wandered in the wild and ended up on a bridge without knowing how or why you got there ?

Amateur. I had a married fuckbuddy for 20 years and I never remembered his name. Every couple of years I would learn it again and then promptly forget it. The mystery added to the hotness. It was an immature slutty relationship, very fetishistic. He knew my name because I would occasionally have him over. I never when to his family home. Half the time we met to fuck in "sexy" or sleazy locales. We ran through over two dozen fetishes over the years. We were both up for anything at least once and if it worked, added it to the repertoire until the frisson faded.

I know the name of perhaps 1 out of 50 men I hook up with. I never knew the names of most my regulars. My most meaningful liaison was with a guy who I learned accidentally was called "Michael", just because his buddy he had loaned me to, said to me while fucking my ass " why don't you suck Michael while I fuck you ?"

“I don’t even know 60 people…” “well, I didn’t know all of them!”

This deserves more WWs. When did this place become the library on Friday night?

I've been fucking this one guy for more than five years and we've never exchanged names.

very closeted guy who works security at the local university....

but once i called him son while fucking him, he's called me Daddy ever since.

works for us.

No it doesn't deserve WWs, R29. It deserves FFs. It's more of D@vida's ESTrolling. She has taken her schtik to Reddit now too where she repeats the same tired stories maligning gay men, bisexuals, etc. She's a mentally ill elderly hag, not a gay man. Her contribution is not appreciated.

R31's a retard. OP isn't D*vida. R31 is D*vida, vainly attempting to deflect.

Pick a name you can universally apply to anyone. I like to use Hermann.

If everyone is under a certain age, just use bro or dude. In French, mek.

Just call him Daddy and be done with the whole name thing.

Does he have a cat?

Ask if he has a nickname.

Yes, he does.

It’s Mittens.

have him book a dinner reservation and listen in.

I bet his name is George. George Glass.

Oh, great. Someone farted.

Oh, it's R40.

Just call him God, he won't mind.

You can't peek into his wallet and check his ID? It's not safe to be in an intimate relationship of any variety without knowing his name.

you know someone has a job and a family and the same phone number for months or years. You know after the first meet if he's possibly an an axe murderer. But you do have sort of a point. The thing is, it's exciting not to know much - keeping it pure sex. I have had other fuck buddies that went on for years where we tried to be more social and there was nothing but when we returned to just sex the heat came back, so you go with that, if this is your thing.

I think as one gets old it's best to retire such shenanigans, however. And certainly when there is a big age difference. I have known older fellows who stumbled into victimhood. I even knew one who was murdered. I had a boyfriend who was young, yet still got roofied by a random pickup.

R41, remember yourself.

If you're paying him enough you can call him whatever you want, OP.