Is it just aging?
What's going on with Michael Fassbender's face?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 28, 2023 1:41 PM |
He lives in Ibiza. So what you are looking at is sun damage.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 23, 2023 1:07 AM |
Irish skin genes kicking in. He looks handsome and weathered though.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 23, 2023 1:09 AM |
Considering he's very pale and a smoker, and probably a heavy drinker, this is what you'd expect him to look like in his 40s without a face lift or Botox/fillers. For comparison, here's Clint Eastwood at about the same age. We're just not used to those deep lines on actors' faces anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 23, 2023 1:30 AM |
He is only in his 40's? And that rug on his head looks so cheap.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 23, 2023 1:34 AM |
Forehead seems oddly without wrinkles given the extent of wrinkling on the rest of his face...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 23, 2023 1:39 AM |
He looks like a human.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 23, 2023 1:39 AM |
Another comparison. Leo's the same age, and this was Leo at Cannes this week. I don't think Leo's had much if any face work done--possibly some skin care. But he's pudgy so his face is more filled out. If he lost weight he'd look shriveled like Fassy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 23, 2023 1:40 AM |
He's still hot.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 23, 2023 1:44 AM |
I think he's tremendous.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 23, 2023 1:48 AM |
Well after seeing that C. Thomas Howell post, this isn't so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 23, 2023 2:58 AM |
I could overlook that weathered face given what he's packin'.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 23, 2023 3:21 AM |
Fassy is a sex god IMO. He has always had a lean face compared to Leo's baby face. Leo looks more and more like his own Momma every day. They could be siblings, twins.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 23, 2023 3:24 AM |
Leo is fat, Fassy is not. The latter's wrinkles will be more pronounced.
Leo also has a child sized nose and chin so if he ever does lose weight, he will look like that little cartoon dog with the jowls that sag to his navel. Fassbender has manlier facial features so his face doesn't say, just show the crow's feet.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 23, 2023 3:31 AM |
TRIGGER WARNING YOU HEARTLESS BITCHES!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 23, 2023 3:36 AM |
You could put Leo in Lederhosen and dip him in chocolate and he'd be adorable- he's a chubby little kinder fatty.
Fassy is a Thin White Duke. Rangy and edgy. I prefer that.
I'd like to watch a movie where they play rival Nazi commanders. But Leo is the villain and Fass the tortured nonbeliever who betrays him and sabotages their mission. Switch it up.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 23, 2023 3:46 AM |
Like Ewan MacGregor, Harvey Keitel, etc. he had the surgery where they cut the penis gristle away from the pubic bone, hang a weight on it for a month or so then inject with dermal fillers. Voila: Long Phat Dong.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 23, 2023 3:54 AM |
r15 That succubus clearly sucked the life force out of him. It's unnatural how ironed out her face looks.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 23, 2023 3:55 AM |
How is Alicia VIkander always so overly tan? She wasn't always like that.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 23, 2023 3:57 AM |
Scruff on a wizened completion is aging.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 23, 2023 3:58 AM |
R16's description of Leo sounds like Augustus Gloop.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 23, 2023 4:00 AM |
R17 is one of those "if it's big it must be 'shopped'" trolls.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 23, 2023 4:25 AM |
I’m going to email him and ask if I can have his stuff. Eat something already!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 23, 2023 4:26 AM |
He has always had 2% body fat.
Look back to Shame—you can see every muscle striation under his thrusting thighs and ass.
But it's not a hot look after a certain age.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 23, 2023 4:29 AM |
He got married and had a kid. It can age you.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 23, 2023 4:40 AM |
R7 Leo isn’t married with kids.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 23, 2023 4:40 AM |
Unless he does 100% of the rearing, crotchfruit doesn't explain why Vikander looks exactly the same, if not younger.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 23, 2023 4:42 AM |
Cause she has makeup on?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 23, 2023 4:55 AM |
Holy shit he looks like hell.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 23, 2023 5:12 AM |
aging quickly
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 23, 2023 5:51 AM |
"Doctor, do whatever you can to make me look like Eddie Redmayne."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 23, 2023 6:17 AM |
He has that unfortunate age related ptosis going on. Happened to Brandon Routh too.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 23, 2023 6:23 AM |
He's inheriting much more from his German father than his Irish mother.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 23, 2023 6:58 AM |
He’s still hot. He’s just ageing. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 23, 2023 8:06 AM |
The Ozzie & Harriet Show?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 23, 2023 8:28 AM |
His eyebrows look pasted on, but maybe it's just the way they look because the entire forehead is drooping, not just the eyelids. His ears have gotten huge, I've never seen that in anyone who wasn't either very elderly or very ill.
He's aged a lot in the last three years.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 23, 2023 10:19 AM |
His mother looks like Moira Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 23, 2023 10:21 AM |
Looks like he’s wearing shit eyeliner. His pupils look suspiciously tiny too. Makes him look mental. Something is off definitely. Botox? A little “work” that’s altered things just enough to seem too different?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 23, 2023 10:36 AM |
He’s always looked older than his age, so I’m not totally surprised. Plus he’s very fair skinned. Guessing the picture makes his skin look worse than it probably is too.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 23, 2023 10:43 AM |
Leo and his constricted pupils. Is that coke in his nostril?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 23, 2023 11:02 AM |
r28 Makeup isn't botox, babe.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 23, 2023 11:37 AM |
[quote] Plus he’s very fair skinned.
Is this a euphemism for "big ole drunk?"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 24, 2023 2:27 AM |
He’s transitioning into being a Kennedy
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 24, 2023 3:04 AM |
I want to sing "Isn't He Lovely?"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 24, 2023 3:19 AM |
I still think he's sexy as hell. Sun, booze, sex all at once will do that.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 24, 2023 3:52 AM |
Perhaps he had Covid? That may have aged him.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 24, 2023 5:42 AM |
He's creepy looking and assaulted one of his girlfriends before hitting it big. Let him fade into nothingness.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 24, 2023 5:52 AM |
At some point in life, you have to choose your face or your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 24, 2023 6:03 AM |
r40 Leo does coke?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 24, 2023 6:22 AM |
Fassbender looks elderly.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 24, 2023 6:24 AM |
Is he vegan?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 24, 2023 6:24 AM |
No! No! No! Not Michael Fassbender.
There is something going on with his eyes. Maybe some minor work but I think it's noticeable.
Do not mess with your eyes.
But yes the Irish have awful aging genes. I thank the gods every night that despite being 1/4 Irish I got the Italian aging genes in my family. I barely have any gray hair and I ain't young. My once gorgeous hunky little brother got the Irish/German genes - 6'3" blonde hair blue eyes perfect face athletic body - looks 15 years older than he is. It's painful to watch and breaks my heart. I never got along with my dad very well but for this I thank him.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 24, 2023 6:32 AM |
And drinking. Gawd, he looks like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 24, 2023 8:09 AM |
Colin Farrell is full irish, is he not? And he's aging just fine.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 24, 2023 8:37 AM |
That’s 46? Cripe, he’s curdling.
Went to the Hugh Jackman school of aging.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 24, 2023 9:25 AM |
On the left side of his face in that picture, it looks like an entire strip of face fat is missing. His face is not remotely symmetrical and it doesn’t look normal.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 24, 2023 9:51 AM |
It's ptosis. If anything, he should have more work done to fix it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 28, 2023 8:34 AM |
The forced smile does him no favors.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 28, 2023 8:45 AM |
R7, in that photo Leo has lots of lines in his forehead and around his eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 28, 2023 8:52 AM |
[quote]Well after seeing that C. Thomas Howell post, this isn't so bad.
Ha, I was thinking that too; he's pretty wrinkly, but he's not C. Thomas Howell. He's always been thin, but since his racing days, he's become very thin - practically looking a human version of beef jerky. The pictures OP posted is a particularly bad one, but none of them are particularly great. He just looks tired, like he doesn't want to be there but he's putting up a show.
Paul Mescal troll, behold: this is his future
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 28, 2023 10:18 AM |
I remember seeing Hugh Jackman up close, circa...2003 or 2004. He never had great skin.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 28, 2023 12:01 PM |
Yeah, He always looked older, mostly from being to thin, i think. When he first appeared i was shocked to learn he was in gis early thirties or something.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 28, 2023 12:16 PM |
I wanna hear 👂 more about his RUG
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 28, 2023 12:27 PM |
he's turning into Eddie Redmayne 🦎
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 28, 2023 12:30 PM |
Datalounge people- Check out this trailer . His looks are COMPLETELY GONE
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 28, 2023 1:36 PM |
My word, he looks like my father-in-law!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 28, 2023 1:41 PM |