Couldn't go past the first 5 minutes, even fast forwarding to the sex scenes. What a disaster. Billy Eichner is not an actor, he doesn't have any onscreen charisma, his speech pattern is unnerving and unappealing, the film is very poorly written, there was no redeeming factor except Luke McFarlane's body, but that couple was so vastly implausible, it made his scenes unwatchable. I didn't think it would be great, but it was in fact much worse than anyone said. People have been kind to Eichner.I'm frustrated, I was in the mood for a silly gay movie
I finally tried to watch Bros, and failed
|by Anonymous||reply 54||May 24, 2023 6:13 AM|
I forced myself to watch it although I had to stop and start, it took days. Preachy and badly acted.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||May 22, 2023 9:04 PM|
McFarlane is with a woman now.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||May 22, 2023 9:05 PM|
How can you call it bad if you only watched 5 minutes of it? Nice try.
The gay Republicans here try to brand supporting trans people as "gay erasure" but they're the ones erasing gays by bullying other out gay men and trying to sabotage a movie made by gay men
|by Anonymous||reply 3||May 22, 2023 9:08 PM|
LOL R3, your post is a parody, right ?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||May 22, 2023 9:09 PM|
I got about 20 minutes in and had to stop. It’s so cringey there I have to pause and regroup.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||May 22, 2023 9:10 PM|
I couldn't tell if Billy was parodying an SJW, militant gay- or if he was trying to create a sympathetic portrait of one.
I turned it off one night about 20 min. before the ending, intending to finish it. But I just said meh and returned it to the library.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||May 22, 2023 9:13 PM|
R3, Trans were the ones trying to sabotage the movie, throwing tantrums and complaining about how there wasn’t enough trans representation and how“cis white gays are evil” and all that. Billy shot himself in the foot trying to appeal to these lunatics.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||May 22, 2023 9:18 PM|
Never finished it. Didn't miss anything. Glad it flopped. Eichner is insufferable.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||May 22, 2023 9:18 PM|
R7, it bombed because gay men didn't support it
And because most straight people won't see a gay film.
But nice attempt to blame trans people
|by Anonymous||reply 9||May 22, 2023 9:23 PM|
R6 is a parody of a Log Cabinette
Only low IQ conservatives use "SJW" as an insult
|by Anonymous||reply 10||May 22, 2023 9:24 PM|
We STILL hate this movie!!! Lol
Bring back the Brokeback Mountain threads while your at it
|by Anonymous||reply 11||May 22, 2023 9:26 PM|
It bombed because it was really bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||May 22, 2023 9:28 PM|
You hit it on the nail about Billy’s acting style OP. He is the fatal flaw of the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||May 22, 2023 9:30 PM|
R9, Plenty of gay films have seen success. They actively tried to sabotage the movie and the forced trans inclusion is part of the reason why it bombed.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||May 22, 2023 9:31 PM|
[quote]McFarlane is with a woman now.
Only in Hallmark movies, sweetie.
He landed a big contract with them - good for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||May 22, 2023 9:33 PM|
R14 Wrong, it bombed because in a post Covid theater experience no one is going to see Billy Eichner make out with guys except gay people. At least if the lead was hot the ladies and fraus would churned in making it mainstream.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||May 22, 2023 9:33 PM|
Eichner was terrible, loud, intrusive, self-centered.
McFarlane walked away with every moment he had. I kept wanting the movie to be more about him. Sad.
Eichner cannot write or act, let alone star.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||May 22, 2023 9:36 PM|
It was on numerous flights recently and I passed. And I’ll watch anything to get through an 11 hour flight.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||May 22, 2023 9:39 PM|
Op pack it in. This horse has already been beat.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||May 22, 2023 9:49 PM|
Eichner wasn't acting? His affectations are how most young gay men in the cities are today. Repulsive.
That's why no one is hooking up on Grindr. They don't even like themselves. GenZ gays have no redeeming qualities.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||May 22, 2023 9:53 PM|
R20, most guys under 50 are probably repulsed by eldergays you. And Billy is hardly "Gen Z" though he'd probably love the idea of you making him much younger than he really is.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||May 22, 2023 10:28 PM|
R14, no, that's a lie. No one cares about a couple of trans actors in small supporting roles. Blame straight people, instead of trans people who make up .6% of the population
|by Anonymous||reply 22||May 22, 2023 10:30 PM|
[quote]Eichner was terrible, loud, intrusive, self-centered.
Oh, you mean he was being himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||May 22, 2023 10:33 PM|
I watched it on a Lufthansa flight. They did not edit out any sex scenes. It was fun actually. I hope my neighbors enjoyed it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||May 22, 2023 10:38 PM|
R22, Most trans are heterosexual men and women so….
|by Anonymous||reply 25||May 22, 2023 10:45 PM|
R25, but you Log Cabinettes insist that all trans people are really gay people who were "forcibly transed"
|by Anonymous||reply 26||May 22, 2023 10:55 PM|
I don't understand why you want to make the failure of the movie all about trans people. It 's a terrible movie. It has an awful central performance by a non actor. It's not witty, not funny. There is no talent in the lead , as an actor , or as a writer. It got, in fact, a lot of support for the turd it is. The trans characters / issues are actually it's only asset.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||May 23, 2023 9:58 AM|
Everyone other than low-IQ boosterism gays hated that movie. R27 is correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||May 23, 2023 10:02 AM|
It was a horrible lecture disguised as a movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||May 23, 2023 10:12 AM|
[quote]I finally tried to watch Bros, and failed
One of the unique features of the Datalounge is our apparent pride in proclaiming our failures.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||May 23, 2023 10:14 AM|
R30 It’s not a failure to not watch Bros; it’s a sign of good taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||May 23, 2023 10:17 AM|
R28 What’s a boosterism gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||May 23, 2023 6:09 PM|
r32, the type of gay who judges gay things and people with less rigorous standards than they would otherwise. Often paired with relentless boosting of all things gay. Far from the worst trait but it’s gotta be kept in mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||May 23, 2023 6:42 PM|
R33 So basically like those counts who support Nuns in Drag?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||May 23, 2023 7:18 PM|
I never understood how Eichner had any sort of success or fanbase. All I've seen is footage of him running around New York shouting into people's faces. And lot of people look at this and seem to think he's some sort of talent. They even gave him a movie.
There's not a single post on here that surprises me. I couldn't even watch the trailer. Though I'm slightly fascinated now.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||May 23, 2023 7:28 PM|
Exactly, r34. Gay men’s chorus queens. The guys who go to see the gay cheerleaders at pride events. Those sorts. They’re harmless and quite kind generally, but have no taste and are boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||May 23, 2023 7:47 PM|
ChatGPT Title: "Unexpected Love, Bro"
INT. SETH'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Seth, a laid-back guy in his late 20s, and Billy, an energetic and flamboyant friend, are lounging on the couch, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and soda cans. They're watching a ROMANTIC COMEDY on TV.
SETH (mockingly) Ugh, can you believe these sappy rom-coms? Who needs all this lovey-dovey stuff?
BILLY (laughing) Right? It's all so predictable. I mean, seriously, how many times can we watch two people meet and fall in love in the most unrealistic ways?
SETH Exactly! Give me explosions and car chases any day. Love and romance just isn't our thing, man.
They high-five, laughing together.
INT. SETH'S KITCHEN - LATER
Seth and Billy are now standing near the kitchen counter, refilling their alcoholic drinks.
BILLY (looking around) You know, Seth, it's weird how much time we spend together. We practically live at each other's places.
SETH Yeah, it's like we're attached at the hip. But hey, that's just because we're bros, right?
They exchange a knowing look.
INT. SETH'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Seth and Billy are now back on the couch, watching a different movie, an ACTION THRILLER this time. Seth seems distracted, lost in thought.
BILLY (noticing) Hey, what's on your mind, man?
SETH (avoiding eye contact) It's nothing. Just... been thinking about some stuff lately.
BILLY (concerned) Come on, Seth. You know you can talk to me about anything.
SETH (sighs) Alright, fine. It's just... I've been questioning some things about myself. Like, am I really as straight as I thought?
Billy's eyes widen, surprised.
BILLY You too? I mean, I've been questioning my own identity for a while now. I guess I've just been too scared to admit it.
SETH (softly) Yeah, me too. I've been struggling with my own internalized homophobia. I never thought I'd say this, but... I think I might be attracted to guys.
Billy smiles, relieved.
BILLY You know what, Seth? That's amazing! Embracing who you truly are takes courage. And hey, we're in this together.
They share a heartfelt moment, a mix of relief and realization.
INT. SETH'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Weeks have passed, and Seth and Billy are now sitting side by side on the couch, watching a ROMANTIC COMEDY. This time, however, their reactions are genuine, and they're thoroughly enjoying the movie.
SETH (teary-eyed) You know what? Maybe love isn't so bad after all. Look at these two. They're adorable.
BILLY (laughing) I know, right? It's like we're seeing the movies in a whole new light.
SETH Absolutely. And you know what else? I think I might be falling for someone.
Billy looks at Seth, his eyes sparkling with hope.
BILLY (grinning) Oh, really? Do I know this lucky guy?
Seth takes a deep breath, then smiles shyly at Billy.
SETH (pointing at himself) Well, he's sitting right here.
Billy's face lights up with joy as he realizes what Seth means.
BILLY (happily) Seth, my bro,
User Is that it?
ChatGPT I apologize for the abrupt ending. Let's continue the story.
INT. SETH'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Seth and Billy sit there, both smiling, the air filled with newfound understanding and affection.
SETH (sincerely) Billy, I've realized that the reason we spend so much time together isn't just because we're bros. It's because... I love you, man.
Billy's eyes widen in surprise, a mix of happiness and relief washing over him.
BILLY (overwhelmed) Seth, I love you too. More than just a friend. I've been feeling it for a while now, but I was scared to admit it.
They share a tender moment, a mixture of laughter and tears.
SETH (embracing Billy) We've come a long way, haven't we? From making fun of rom-coms and denying our own feelings to embracing them.
BILLY (nuzzling against Seth's shoulder) We have, and I wouldn't change a thing. I'm grateful for every step that led us here.
They sit there, cuddled together on the couch, watching the movie, but their focus is no longer on the screen. It's on each other, their newfound love, and the journey they're about to embark on.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||May 23, 2023 7:59 PM|
R37, I...think you might want to take those meds of yours
|by Anonymous||reply 38||May 23, 2023 8:04 PM|
Eichner ruined the movie, he made it unwatchable, like carrie with satc but dialed up to 1000000x he shouldn't be in movies or TV shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||May 23, 2023 8:15 PM|
Billy is even uglier than Irene Cara or Kylie Minogue. His wonky eye is just one out of a hundred reasons why he is repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||May 23, 2023 8:17 PM|
[quote]Eichner ruined the movie, he made it unwatchable,
I thought it was totally his movie.
[quote]His wonky eye is just one out of a hundred reasons why he is repulsive.
I've seen people write on DL that they think he's hot and then people agreeing.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||May 23, 2023 8:19 PM|
He's just completely untalented. And miscast. That part called for a cute gay. They should have cast a cute pornstar like drew valentino
|by Anonymous||reply 42||May 23, 2023 8:20 PM|
R39 He seems like one of those talents who can never not be “on” which works for his show Billy on the streets but you have to tone that energy down when portraying a character.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||May 23, 2023 8:20 PM|
R42 You had me until pornstar. Are you retarded or just a sex crazed whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||May 23, 2023 8:20 PM|
[quote]which works for his show Billy on the streets
That shite "works"?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||May 23, 2023 8:21 PM|
R44, cant' I be both ?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||May 23, 2023 8:22 PM|
[quote] Only low IQ conservatives use "SJW" as an insult
|by Anonymous||reply 47||May 23, 2023 8:32 PM|
I don’t understand the strong reaction. It wasn’t that bad of a movie and I have known plenty of guys who act like the lead character. The romantic target could not act though.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||May 23, 2023 8:52 PM|
I looked at the trailer it just looks like a gay version of a typical what are those awful movies with Diane Keaton and Bette Midler called? - all women being "hilarious". I can't think.
Where gays get it wrong is they think the whole gay thing is fascinating and hilarious. It might be for a few gays, but the heteros just don't find it very interesting. Truth be told.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||May 23, 2023 8:58 PM|
It's an irritating whingefest, and Billy is annoyingly unappealing!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||May 24, 2023 1:20 AM|
Poster R3 is the one making it all about trans and so-called log cabin gays. I disagree; R27, the trans characters added nothing to the movie and were obviously there to fill a quota. Apparently, trans need to be tagged onto every gay film now. Luke Macfarlane was the only good thing about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||May 24, 2023 1:46 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||May 24, 2023 1:49 AM|
I tried to like this, but it was awful. Billy was so unlikable. His tantrums throughout the movie were exhausting. Who would want to even hook up with him, never mind spend a whole dinner with him. Luke is good-looking but he's bland and he had nothing to work with character-wise because Billy sucked up all the attention.
And the sex scenes were lame. Wearing underwear? First they panned to a tree in Call Me By Your Name, and now Bros has two gays in undies having sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||May 24, 2023 1:57 AM|
R53 I think it's like when a straight guy falls in love with a bimbo feminist: gay version. That would explain the mcfarlainé character fallin in love with Frau Eischner.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||May 24, 2023 6:13 AM|