Anti-vaxxer Novak Djokovic's cock

Don't neglect the tennis balls!

That looks like something in his pocket, not his cock.

I noticed his thread on LPSG is absolutely exploding lately. A bunch of gays who had never heard of him suddenly discovered who he was.

Definitely not his cock, you can make out both edges of the object.

Anti-vax or not, he is ridiculously hot

Wait till you see his brothers

With his brothers.

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There were some pics of his cock that got published in a Serbian newspaper a while back. I remember it was huge and beautiful. I think he had them all taken down.

R9 is this it? Hard to say if it's actually him, but if it is...fuck.

Ridiculously hot is a bit much.

r10 Yeah that was one of them. Definitely him I think. Same skin tone and everything.

At least it won't get sick with vaccine-indued deep dorsal penile vein thrombosis!!! HUZZAH!

22 Grand Slams can make one ridiculously hot, even insanely hot.

R10- He looks good in that photo.

R13 Personally I can't get past that he gave up great chances of winning more slams because of his ridiculous anti-vax position. He may be hot and an extremely talented tennis player but he's dumb as hell.

r15 A lot of athletes didn't take it. He was just the only one who was honest about it.

R16 And that makes him smart how? Still dumb.

I love him as he stands up for what he believes, and science will prove he's right.

"Science will prove he's right".

Yes. Scientists and sportspeople are of similar intellectual capacities.

He held a tournament during the pandemic, and several of the players ended up with COVID, some serious cases. That was not very smart.

R19 - it's never too late for you to learn new stuff, even though you're fat and old.

[quote] A lot of athletes didn't take it. He was just the only one who was honest about it.

Link?

[quote] I love him as he stands up for what he believes, and science will prove he's right.

Science has already proved him wrong. You might have noticed the enormous drop in deaths from Covid since the vaccine came out if you had two bran cells to rub together. And the lack of supposed side effects hysterical morons like you were sure would happen.

His smarmy Dr. Jekyll/egomaniac Dr. Hyde personality nullifies whatever hotness he once possessed.

OMG positively balletic!

Assuming Covid mutates into a mild yearly variant, he’s part of the 30% - and I’ll forgive him for infecting others because that is expected in pandemic situations (yes, my knowledge is based on Raccoon City, please judge me accordingly and this is kind bud).

TL/DR: any excuse to show that delightful dick is good to me and I look forward to seeing it bounce around. That can be his redemption. Keep it healthy and bouncy.

Like a scarecrow with a twisted leg.

If you've ever actually watched Djokovic play, only the ball bounces.

It’s really like choreography

With a fitting finale.

He has a hot ass too

He has a flat ass. As R27 wrote "Null...back

Great smile

Serving

[quote] Serving

?

Maybe it's just the stance, but his ass certainly doesn't look flat at R33.

He was rising to prominence around the time when I was in my mid-to-late teens and first got access to the internet, so he was one of my big celebrity crushes. He may be responsible for giving me me "type" - tanned/olive skin, lean, some body hair. Almost fifteen years later, he's as sexy as ever.

If that is his dick at R10, I am impressed. His ass is also certainly worthy of unloading in.

R31 see R33

[quote] Same skin tone and everything.

What’s his skin tone?

I also had a crush on him, R36, until his horrible personality overwhelmed everything else.

The sky was blue…?

Really non-existent ass. Many tennis players have nice asses.

I like blue, R41.

R40 exactly my experience.

Cute ass, nice bulge

Datalounge people I'm referring to the photo of him on the right not the photo of his penis- although that isn't bad.

Lots of men with gigantic penises have flat asses.

Nice little booty. He's very sexy.

R47-I don't have a GIGANTIC penis but I'm definitely bigger than average plus my ass is ample NOT flat but I'm a Top- though my ass still matters.

Back in 2004 this good looking slim blond guy started chatting my up in a bar. He asked me all kinds of questions including if I was a top or a bottom. I told him I was a top. He replied - then your ass doesn't matter. I thought at the time- My ass DOES matter- even though I'm a top.

I won't even watch a tennis match featuring that mouth breathing idiot.

R49 Wow, what a fascinating story.

I find Serbian men very sexy but I have never found Djokovic hot, ever. He's not ugly but his brothers are way more attractive.

Why are gays so provax? it's stupid. Gays should have resisted this

He's been looking so hot lately, mainly I think because his neck is looking thicker and he's got a nice tan.

[quote] Why are gays so provax? Gays should have resisted this

And died?

R55 = Gandalf

Is that his cock? I'm very pro-Vax, but I love the Djoker. I've always had a thing for him.

I'll be back in 5.

Why thank you r56. Thank you so much!

[quote] Why are gays so provax? it's stupid. Gays should have resisted this

Sure. What has medical science ever done for us?

Young healthy people did not need the vaccine... are you idiots seriously still struggling with that basic information...

Also, to the genius upthread who credits the vaccine with the collapsed death rate... what about natural immunity? You do realise that vaccines only work by using the immune system? You want to pretend that natural immunity doesn't exist and didn't do the lion's share of ending the pandemic worldwide? Fuck off.

[quote] Young healthy people did not need the vaccine... are you idiots seriously still struggling with that basic information...

Struggling? No, because it isn't true.

[quote] Also, to the genius upthread who credits the vaccine with the collapsed death rate... what about natural immunity?

Yeah, it's entirely coincidental that "natural immunity" kicked in at that point. Also coincidental that people with the vaccine had much less severe consequences.

Fuck off.

[quote] Datalounge people I'm referring to the photo of him on the right not the photo of his penis- although that isn't bad.

Don’t get all annoyed that we looked straight to the penis that you posted. If you want the majority of DL’ers’ attention you better make sure there’s not a penis close to it.

Or even a MENTION of a penis close to it.

Like…. At least 5 posts upthread.

R61 Yeah, people in the 'at risk' categories had better outcomes but we're not talking about them in case you didn't notice.

The hospitals were never full of young healthy people. Novak would have won the Australian Open a couple of months after testing positive, so clearly he didn't need the vaccine.

[quote] The hospitals were never full of young healthy people.

Which is entirely different than you assertion that young healthy people had nothing to worry about.

[quote] Novak would have won the Australian Open a couple of months after testing positive, so clearly he didn't need the vaccine.

Thanks for the information from the alternate universe where he played in the Open.

He won Wimbledon.

[quote] He won Wimbledon.

Bully for him.

You'd swear I'd said he'd run up a few flights of stairs or something, he won Wimbledon, after contracting covid at least twice and not taking a vaccine, if that's not evidence enough that you can survive and thrive without a vaccine, then you've decided that nothing's ever going to be good enough for you.

[quote] if that's not evidence enough that you can survive and thrive without a vaccine, then you've decided that nothing's ever going to be good enough for you.

That's the thing about anecdotal evidence, kiddo. It doesn't mean shit.

[quote]anecdotal evidence

Before ANY vaccines had been approved and distributed in late 2020, the WHO said an estimated 10% of the world's population had been infected... I don't know what world you're living in where 10% of the world died, or were even hospitalised, in 2020.

It was only ever the at risk groups who needed a vaccine.

Your grasp of science convinces me. No need to go any further.

He looks like a real-life Disney villain, but I'm always here for a big cock. He certainly has the ego to match a guy who knows he's packing. Get on it DL and find more of those dick pics otherwise this thread is a waste.

Also, now tied with Graff at 22, how soon until he matches Serena with 23 GS? Do you think he'll get to Court's 24? He's lost a step as has Nadal (who's pretty much done), but he could still have a couple left in the tank even as the young guys are nipping at his heels. Shame Murray lost to him. He worked hard to comeback after the surgeries.

Here's what his actual VPL looks like. Not very impressive but he's obviously a grower.

Nole does not have a flat ass at all, it's a thing of beauty.

He has small nipples, which is usually a sign of high testosterone. I bet he fucks like a jackhammer.

The dick in R10 has a weird outline compared to everything else

OP that's a photo of 2 tennis balls in his pocket. DUH

At least he's not mutilated.

Beautiful man. Gorgeous ass. Nice face. He’s the whole package.

That's clearly a tennis ball in his pocket OP. He's hung like a gnat.

Djokovic's also a very fucking unpleasant lying anti-vaxxer arsehole. Gross.

Bend it

Speed

This thread has been brought to you by Novaxx's agent.

Bile, bile, everywhere,

Nor any ass to eat.

Flexible

He gives off “little cock energy”, regardless of its actual size, and his strutting like a bantam rooster and mouthing inarticulate pronouncements make him seem of fragile masculinity. He so obviously wants to be liked and loved, when admiration for his game is the most a reluctant general public will begrudge him. He’s a very limited man, almost an object of pity, outside his sphere of legendary excellence. He is a very little, weak man.

The brother on the right in the photo of them is way cuter.

Djokovic = tiny little "freedom" penis.

Did some say “Freedom” penis convoy?

Travelling without moving

I don't find anything about him attractive and I don't think it's his cock in the original pic.

When he first appeared, he was cheerful, relaxed and engaging and would strip to his underpants at the drop of a hat. But the more he won, the weirder he got, in part probably because he never felt as loved as Fed and Nadal. He would have been better off not taking that so personally and trying so hard - sometimes it takes a while before people get to the beloved icon stage. It took Martina quite a while, as I recall.

It's not his cock - it's a tennis ball R90. He's a batshit crazy antivaxxer.

Hate him for his politics if you must, but Serbian men like him are among the world's hottest. That ass...wow.

Enh...why not?

I wonder if Dimitrov has ever seen r10 in person.

Any idea what he’s doing here?

There's barely even a bump R96. Like a Ken doll.

Sometimes you just have to shrug it off

Apocalyptic: Australian Open 2023, Melbourne

So close

r96 r98 r99 Post more shirtless pics. I want to see his hairy chest.

R101: he isn’t that hairy, maybe he does light manscaping?

Poor thing’s injured

Good Christian boy

r102 We already know he trims his pubes.

It's his birthday today!

Happy Birthday Novak!

An Oldie

...because the vaccines were soooooo effective. 👀😂🤪

I'm old school I let folks make their own decisions about their health care and I certainly don't bully others who don't do and say exactly as I do or write them off. Something is seriously wrong these days with gays/women on the left they are some of the most bitter butthurt culty bullies ever. when the shit hits the fan and THINGS GET DICEY a lot of folks will write your judgemental asses off - people have great memories for bullies.

Supposedly, out of the top 100 men and women (200 altogether).. novak and nutjob trashy trump lover sandgren were the only 2 players who did not get vaccinated. So I guess the other 198 are in the wrong! Makes total sense! (sarcasm)...

Many's the load that I spilt before that picture, R108.

Unreal physique and with the famous Serbian asshole personality. He's best admired from afar.

He's just very, very uneducated. If he had got a good education chances are that he'd have 2 more Grand Slams to his name by now. It's pretty depressing.

I think there's incredible hatred and prejudice against former Yugoslav countries and their citizens and especially Serbians, even an unconscious hatred, for the cost of the war. It was a white genocide in the 90s. Totally shook Europe and the US (although Americans are so unaware of the world, probably many have no idea it happened.)

I think he suffers for that.

Great athleticism, great beauty and incredible intelligence are natural gifts* and I worship them. I don't care about the opinions of sheep. You and your bitchy little judgements don't matter.

*Trump has no natural gifts, he is a literal garbage human. So don't go there.

R115 It's not always hatred or prejudice. Just recognizing that he's very uneducated. That's why he spouts this bullshit anti-vax and anti-science garbage and has harmed his career and legacy for it.

r111 They all have full time personal doctors on their team. It's not that hard for a professional athlete to fake a vaccine if they want. Look up Lebron and Aaron Rodgers.

A bro-hug

The sky was blue…

r118 OH GOD! what happened to his hair!

[quote] It's not that hard for a professional athlete to fake a vaccine if they want.

So no actual evidence then.

He’s 5-6 lbs away from gaunt. Hard Pass.

R120: you’re probably referring to the guy on the right

But Novak is the one in blue shorts [and modest bubble butt], and his hair is okay as far as one can tell

Grigor Dimitrov’s hairline actually isn’t that bad, by normal adult male standard

Just your regular male pattern baldness at the temples

Gather all the leaked cock pics. Enough with these basic tennis photos only titillating the granny gays of DL whose tiny cocks don't work anyway.