Favorite quotes. From anywhere.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.“

"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!"

“I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.”

Covfefe.

“Dear Lord, she’s everywhere!”

Corn, when did I eat corn?

"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"

“Am I going out like Stan Chera?”

"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings." - Ursula K. Le Guin

Please type the source of your quote as well as the quote itself.

“Everybody gets ice. It’s just that the rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter”

Bat Masterson’s final column, 1921, New York Morning Telegraph.

“It’s me or this wallpaper. One of us has to go.” Oscar Wilde, shortly before he died.

“Remember to put the shower curtain inside the tub.” Conrad Hilton’s final words.

" Mmmm, hemlock. I hear it's all the rage in Sparta."

" Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"Tighten that ass!"

“What’s this button for?”

Christa McAuliffe, shortly before she pushed it

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

"For the helluva price you paid for it, that squaw's pussy had better be tight and velvet lined."

My maternal grandmother said this to her son after he quietly shared regret for marrying his control freak infantile cunt of a wife. He said he wished he had left the engagement ring in the glove compartment. This was the last time they spoke as my grandmother died less than two weeks later.

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.

-Mother Jones

2 in the ass is better than 1 in the pussy

When someone tells you somebody’s name you should instantly reply “oh that’s what you call it”.

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

"Put it in me!"

-the 24 year old Desi boy that followed me home

"Dad, what's pervert mean?"

"I dunno son. Just shut up and keep sucking."

Lenny Bruce, the night he got fired.

“ To Connecticut Rose!! “

Quotes don’t necessarily need to be identified. As a matter of fact, they’re more fun when they aren’t:

Put it IN!!!!

"The more you say the less the better"

"MEOW MEOW! I just burped up lunch."

“Black?! Benjamin wasn’t black!! He was from New Jersey! I went to my Senior Prom with a Yankeh”

“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?” - Lucille Bluth

You're too short for that gesture.

Don't pet a dog that is on fire.

"O Lord, spare me from your followers." A bumper sticker I saw many years ago.

Football manager Antonio Conte on how his players should structure their sex life around training for competition:

[quote] I explain to the players how they should have sex--intercourse should not last long and they should be on the bottom.

“The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.”

"Meet me at the waterfront after the social"

Upon seeing an English acquaintance whom I hadn’t seen in years, I suggested we meet for a drink and to catch up. He said “we shall have a good gossip, tinged with malice”.

"I wouldn't suck YOUR lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!"

“If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

"Here comes a BIKINI WHALE!"

Winston Churchill, upon being awakened on a bitterly cold February morning in 1954 during his final premiership to learn that a senior member of the Conservative Party had been arrested overnight in Regents Park when found [italic]in flagrante delicto[/italic]with a soldier:

“And to think, on the coldest night of the year. Makes you proud to be British.”

"I have sufficient."

“Doris, we’re in.”

Naomi Finsecker in Fame

Something suddenly came up!

Hypersexual bitch!

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

R48 as someone who struggles enormously with decision-making--either making poor ones, or not making them at all--that's heartening to read.

Who ARE you?

"Speaking of shamelessness, I once knew a girl who lost her virginity in Jerusalem on Good Friday, just behind the church of the Holy Sepulchre"

"Then, you mean...all this time, we could have been friends?"

Baby Jane Hudson

“Brains will only take you so far and luck always runs out”.

Dennis Skinner, MP in the House of Commons: “Half the Tory members opposite are crooks”

House of Commons Speaker: “The honourable member MUST withdraw that remark”

Skinner: “OK, half the Tories are not crooks”

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"

Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother [italic]I... hate... you![/italic]

I wouldn’t fuck him with somebody else’s dick.

“Miss Beechum, are you a THESPIAN?”

I’m hitting .841. I’m on the Bears. You live around here? I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?

Children are sticky, and full of lies.

“Why Mr. Babcock—you’ve gone OUT?!!!”

R61 am almost certain it was me who posted that originally. It’s certainly something I say in daily life and have for years. If it was,my post you quote, then I am flattered and humbled. Perhaps my work here is done.

May flights of angels, sing thee to thy rest

Veni, vidi, vici

I'm a minor celebrity in this town!

“No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”

I'd have been happy to sit on Hawthorne's face seen here about 185 years ago in his mid-30's...