Lauren Boebert is getting a DIVORCE!!

Party of "family values" strikes again!

Awesome. I hope they fight about money in court. Under oath. Oh, and remember, Lauren, once you're divorced he can be forced to testify about things he saw you do.

I'm sorry, but Jayson Boebert is sexy.

He reminds me of Rip from Yellowstone.

I'd ride him like a bucking bronco!

First MTG and now The Bobadook. Is itChristmas??

High school dropout.

Arrested eight times before 35.

Grandmother before 37.

Divorced at 36.

Fucking trash.

Well, are her tattoos spelled correctly, r5?

Who gets custody of the arsenal.

[quote] Who gets custody of the arsenal.

The kids, of course!!

WHERE ARE THE FAMILY VALUES???

Please tell me she caught him in bed with their son's baby mama.

Lauren Boebert to women whose marriages are ending: “If you start chasing Jesus with everything that you have, I promise you, your husband will chase you chasing Jesus.”

He showed his penis to young girls.

He wouldn't let the guns sleep in bed with them any more.

R12 Are you talking about my husband or son?

Sarah Palin has tough competition on who is the trashiest of white trash. It's a tough call.

I wonder if about hubs is about to break and she's getting in front of it or she's fucking around.

A divorced grandma at 36. It has to be breaking some records!

R17 Amateur

Come on Jayson! A REAL Colorado man doesn't go to COURT to end a bad marriage

[quote]Come on Jayson! A REAL Colorado man doesn't go to COURT to end a bad marriage

Don't worry, one of her heavily armed children is going to off the whole family.

Mama June doesn’t walk our hallowed halls of government!

Who wants to get with a 36 yo divorced granny??

R15, I actually think it's Boebert. At least Palin hasn't been arrested so many times she's greeted like Norm on Cheers when she's jailed.

First, Marjorie Taylor Greene now this! Next, you'll tell me that Donald and Melania aren't happy lovebirds.

Has Jesus commented?

She didn't "chase Jesus" enough

LB speaks of "chasing Jesus" but nothing of catching Jesus. BTW Lauren you FOLLOW Jesus not chase him.

I'm betting Jayson would like to be around a real man for a while.

R14. Your husband...or was that Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband?

Give her my number.

He cheated on her with an adult woman instead of an underage girl. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

The Colorado 3rd District voters were a bunch of idiotic dimwits to vote for something as detestable as this piece of scum and they should be shamed !

Yeah, YOU Grand Junction !!

Jayson's sperm is POTENT.

Four kids, all boys.

That's some powerful, masculine, baby making batter!

Keith Olbermann on Twitter:

“Fly zippers will be worn at half mast in solemn tribute”

R31, in their defense, it was only a difference of 550 votes. She only won by like .16%. There are clearly good people in her district who wanted to kick her ass out of office. You'd think the asshole would be more humble when she barely won and it took until the next day to determine she won.

Has she announced her engagement to Kyle Rittenhouse?

R5

She’s the new GOP.

Jesus, My Lord and Savior, appeared to me on the banks of Rifle Creek last Sunday, and said, "Lauren, because Thou art a Godly woman, Thou art saved and Thy sins shall all be washed away in these holy waters of Rifle Creek, while the Godless reprobates who surround and judge Thee shall burn eternally in the flames of Hell! Lauren, Thou art baptized and cleansed in My name, so I say to Thee: go forth and divorce again and again, and go lie, go cheat, go steal, go kill, for Thou art a church-going Christian whose path to Salvation is assured, and so Thy life and all Thy words and deeds are blessed and verily I sanction and celebrate Thy most righteous divorce!"

[quote]An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicated that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

[quote]“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

[quote]The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

Delicious.

R38 guns and booze at the same time?

Stone the whore!!

R21 YET

A pair of angry gun loving drunks. There's a real chance of them will shoot the other, and nothing of value will be lost.

She’s probably a little pissed that while she was in Washington owning the libs her husband let their oldest son run wild. In the last year he’s wrecked a car, seriously injuring a friend, and knocked up his teenaged girlfriend.

Remind me: These are the people (incl. MTG and the countless GOP adulterers/abortion-for-mistresses trash) who think they are the best of America, but the brown immigrant family where the parents have been married for 30 years and raising their kids to prioritize education and not to impregnate 15yos, are the ruination of America?

Maybe he'll spill some dirt.

[quote] Jayson's sperm is POTENT.

[quote] Four kids, all boys.

[quote] That's some powerful, masculine, baby making batter!

You are assuming they are all his, of course.

Let’s give her a Town Hall on CNN to discuss her “Christian Values” - Andy Cohen can do the interview.

Is it wrong that I find the husband and oldest son quite hot?

The kid is underage, creep

Jesus says, Bitch, quit following me!

She's chasing Jesus. Jesus Martinez, her latest client. Girl's gotta eat.

[quote]Has Jesus commented?

Also had an affair with Kevin McCarthy

Allegedly

Thoughts and prayers to the Christian family.

Now she and her soulmate, Ted, can finally be together!

He's the only one who doesn't mind her many restraining orders as he knows what it's like when everyone hates when you come around as well.

Theirs is a love story for the ages, folks! 💕

GoGurt

Will Jayson lose his $500,000 consultancy contract that appeared out of nowhere once Bloebert was plucked from Only Fans obscurity to run for office?

I feel Jayson, in this his time of despair, may require emotional and physical consolation and relief, such as only I, a compassionate elder friend of all Gen X hunks, can provide!

Poor Klan granny

True love dies @60 rounds a minute in Rifle, Colorado

[quote] Let’s give her a Town Hall on CNN to discuss her “Christian Values” - Andy Cohen can do the interview.

Actually, let's give Him an hour to air the grievances. Hubby sounds like he's got a lot of anger going on and would no doubt love to spill.

You have to be trash to the bone to manage to get arrested even once as a white woman in America

How can you even run for office with that many arrests?

What all was she arrested for? Who's got her rap sheet? Some of them were prostitution right?

JezebelwhoreofBabylon!

[quote] The kid is underage, creep

The two articles I read quote the eldest son as 18years old. Do you have another source that he is underage?

That’s not very Christian of her. Did she get tired of bossing her husband around and emasculating him? Perhaps she forced him to perform unnatural, sex acts with her. Sounds nasty to me. Isn’t that considered cruelty?

Maybe she's gonna dyke out with Margie Taylor Godzilla.

Nah, they hate each other, R68.

Jayson Boebert is fat and into young girls.

He's so far away from "hot".

Male family annihilators are typically driven by loss of control, including financial crises, separation or divorce, and may demonstrate evidence for domestic violence, while for women perpetrators, battery, abuse or mental illness is more common, the act itself more likely premeditated and more likely to include victims under the age of one.[18]

A literature review done in 2018 noted contextual and offense characteristics of familicide. Among the 63 articles reviewed 74–85% noted relationship problems or separation. This article also found evidence of financial problems, intoxication, and use of firearms. This literature review unveiled that 71% of these offenses were motivated in regard to conflict between parents and 29% associated to the perpetrators' situation in life. Lastly this article reported two studies, one of which found that many of the motives involved feelings of abandonment, psychosis, and narcissistic rage. The other study found that 60% of these perpetrators were suicidal and 40% homicidal.

We can hope.

Oh! Bobo the clown is getting a divorce! I guess that means her husband won't be holding an AK-47 in this year's Christmas photo ☹️

But hey! Now there's room for the new grandkid in her clown car.

[quote]Sarah Palin has tough competition on who is the trashiest of white trash. It's a tough call.

I think Marjorie Taylor Mean is the winner here, hands-down.

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Gotta love those repuke family values.

And she is going to be a Grandmother at 36.

Her chin is so odd looking. Bad implant?

Wicked witch chin

Plumb bob chin

R64

Shame on you Lauren, you brazen sTRUMPEt!

…sTRUMPet…

Her knees are in different time zones.

Who did she fuck?

Who didn't she fuck?

She requires facial reconstructive surgery. Bitch be UG-LY!

R84, that’s hilarious!

Did her plastic ghost-white Home Depot teeth melt when she bit into a too hot Au Bon Pain ham-and-cheese croissant??

The Boeberts make the Palins look like the Roosevelts

They all deserve to live together in one big trailer park surrounded by razor wire.

Why do we have reason to think she fucked Ted Cruz?

Why do we have reason to believe she wouldn't, R90?

Give us a list, TIA.

That's what hookers do, R90.

R90, His PAC gave her first campaign a huge amount of money, I can’t remember how much but in the six figures. It was very strange for a Senator to give so much to an unknown, fringe candidate not even from his state.

The idea that Boebert and McCarthy were/are fucking is preposterous. She was one of the 15 holdouts who made Kevin a laughing stock and the weakest Speaker in history.

She’ll win the White Trash Trifecta if she can find another MAGAT to get her knocked up - that way, she’ll have a new baby that will be younger than her first grandchild.

Some of her arrests:

In June 2015, Boebert was cuffed for disorderly conduct at a country music festival near Grand Junction, Colo., after police said she attempted to interfere in the arrest of minors busted for underage drinking and encouraged the accused to run off. Boebert said the revelers had not been read their Miranda rights and that the arrest was illegal.

“Lauren continued yelling and causing the underage drinkers to become unruly,” an arresting officer said in a statement at the time. “Lauren said multiple times that she had friends at Fox News and that the illegal arrest would be national news.” At the time, Boebert was running Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colo.

In September 2016, Boebert was charged with careless driving and operating an unsafe vehicle after rolling her truck into a ditch, police said. When she failed to show up for court a month later, a warrant was issued for her arrest. She was booked on Feb. 13, 2017. She ultimately pleaded guilty to the unsafe vehicle charge and paid $123.50 in fines and court costs. The careless driving charge was dismissed.

In September 2010, Boebert was arrested after a neighbor, Michele Soet, accused Boebert’s two pit bulls of attacking Soet’s dog. Soet’s dog narrowly escaped injury after jumping into a van. The future legislator pleaded guilty to a single count of “dog at large,” paying a $75 fine.

[quote]She’ll win the White Trash Trifecta if she can find another MAGAT to get her knocked up - that way, she’ll have a new baby that will be younger than her first grandchild.

Oh, I'll do it! I've always wanted a child and I never married or had any. I would love to have a little girl, that I could dress in adorable frilly dresses and maybe get her into some beauty pageants before her Cotillion. It's always been a dream of mine.

[quote]She’ll win the White Trash Trifecta if she can find another MAGAT to get her knocked up - that way, she’ll have a new baby that will be younger than her first grandchild.

If the baby has Down’s Syndrome, she’ll BE Sarah Palin.

[quote]In September 2016, Boebert was charged with careless driving and operating an unsafe vehicle after rolling her truck into a ditch,

What is it with this family? Didn’t her son do the same thing?

I agree with posters up-thread. She needs to unite all MAGAland and hitch her hotrod with Kyle Rottenhouse. Trump could officiate their union at Mar-a-Largo, y'all! Kyle would finally get his cherry popped!

Run faster, bitch! JC is getting away!

"Lauren Boebert once told women in rocky marriages that they just need to start 'chasing Jesus' to solve their marital issues. Now she's getting divorced."

She went out of her way to say she was always faithful to her marriage vows. So whose dick is she riding?

She said faithful to her vows, not her husband. I wonder what the vows were.

She clearly holds her marriage vows in as high esteem as her oath to the Constitution.

Jesus has applied for a restraining order.

What she doesn't mention, r104, is that Jesus is the yard man.

How many restraining orders is that, now for lady Lauren? Normal people have ZERO against them. This walking garbage dump has three or four, right?

Look for the release of my cover of this song very soon. All proceeds go to me, so I can support my bastard grandchild.

A grandmother at 36. Now THAT'S some white trash shit!

[quote]Jayson, a man I spent half of my life with, did not sign up to be in the public limelight, and he certainly did not agree to be falsely accused of things he didn't do.

Awww, never stop lying, never stop grifting, you ridiculous cunt. Yeah, sell your ex as a great upstanding citizen of this here republic. We'll totally believe your sad and sorry ass. Totally.

R109 But he sure as hell flashed his prick at teenaged girls a time or two! We've got court documents and his own guilty plea as evidence of that!

And since she's already here, another Tammy (of course, a much better woman than you'll ever be, Lauren).

Boobert claims that the process server is lying about her husband - that he doesn't sit around cleaning guns, doesn't drink beer from a glass, didn't run over the mailbox and that the dogs were already outside.

If it's true the process server lied it's kind of hilarious since they hit all the stereotypes - must not be a fan of the Booberts.

Family values, love god Bobert is going to be a grandmother in her mid 30's.

[quote]he certainly did not agree to be falsely accused of things he didn't do.

Interesting coming from a rancid cunt who raises funds off of telling an incredibly bigoted lie about Ilhan Omar and the elevator.

She's just kissing the pecker pusher's ass after she served him papers because he has goods on her that would bring Johnny Law down on her.

Asking trash for maturity after you've dumped them is going to work out as well as trying to put out a grease fire with a bottle of White Diamonds.

Trash is unable to be mature or not batshit.

Not so fast, comrade...

This story is such a tease and dissatisfying. I will only be happy if and when her husband makes a public statement against her and puts her for something outrageous (and illegal). I don’t want to be let down yet again, I need this after Mueller, Garland, SCOTUS, Trump, etc. Do we not deserve just ONE public humiliation of this cunt???? I say yea, yea we do.

Horrible woman

He's no Todd Palin.

I hear Lauren's new project is to turn George Santos straight, after all those boys need a daddy.

Process servers in my town wear body cams to prove they served their papers. Hope hers did too!