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I’m afraid of Dicks

I live in the Midwest and want to start dating, but I’m afraid of getting cooties or other dick-born diseases. I hear they’ve gotten a lot worse over the last decade. What do I do to protect myself? Or is it too dangerous? should I join a convent?

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 1:52 PM

Wear Dick repellent.

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2023 2:54 PM

The Dicks are going through a mutation stage. Soon, they'll be everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2023 3:02 PM


by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2023 3:13 PM

Dicks are over-rated

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2023 4:25 PM

they are a nasty piece of work

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2023 4:26 PM

I want a dik dik, Father! I want one NOW!!

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by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2023 4:30 PM

save yourself any trouble there is sooooo much for free and so much variety just do porn.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2023 4:31 PM

It's a fine sporting goods store. You can go in, no one will shame you.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2023 4:36 PM

It’s not as good as REI

by Anonymousreply 9May 16, 2023 12:38 PM

People always confuse me with Jodie Foster.

by Anonymousreply 10May 16, 2023 6:58 PM

Much more a Scheel’s guy myself.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 12:53 PM

Even with condoms OP?

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 1:37 PM

OP, you're a lezzie who wants to date dicks or you are afraid of dating women because of dick-born-diseases everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 1:52 PM
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